-> "The Colonoscopy Song"
Original Song Title:
"If You Wanna"
Parody Song Title:
"The Colonoscopy Song"
The Lyrics
MY bowel movements aren't regular
"*THAT* many times a day?"
That is what the doctor that I've just seen had to say
We need to have a look up there
To check that you're OK
That is what the doctor that I've just seen had to say
He wanted to look at my colon, my colon
My colon is what he wanna look at
But he wanted to look at my colon, my colon
Said I should have a colonoscopy
I've got a pipe to stick up there
Right in all the way
That is what the doctor that I've just seen had to say
You need an operation
Then you'll be OK
That is what the doctor that I've just seen had to say
Colon, my colon
Half of it has gone
Colon, se-my colon
Half of it has gone
Do you wanna look at my colon, my colon
It's alright if you wanna look at
Do you wanna look at my colon, my colon
I've pictures here of my colonoscopy
Do you wanna look at my colon, my colon
It's alright if you wanna look at
Do you wanna look at my colon, my colon
It's half here, I've had a colonostomy
Do you wanna look at my colon, my colon
It's half here, I've had a colonostomy
Do you wanna look at my colon, my colon
It's half here, I've had a colonostomy
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