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Song Parodies -> "The Colonoscopy Song"

Original Song Title:

"If You Wanna"

Original Performer:

The Vaccines

Parody Song Title:

"The Colonoscopy Song"

Parody Written by:

Phil Alexander

The Lyrics

MY bowel movements aren't regular
"*THAT* many times a day?"
That is what the doctor that I've just seen had to say

We need to have a look up there
To check that you're OK
That is what the doctor that I've just seen had to say

He wanted to look at my colon, my colon
My colon is what he wanna look at
But he wanted to look at my colon, my colon
Said I should have a colonoscopy

I've got a pipe to stick up there
Right in all the way
That is what the doctor that I've just seen had to say

You need an operation
Then you'll be OK
That is what the doctor that I've just seen had to say

Colon, my colon
Half of it has gone
Colon, se-my colon
Half of it has gone

Do you wanna look at my colon, my colon
It's alright if you wanna look at
Do you wanna look at my colon, my colon
I've pictures here of my colonoscopy

Do you wanna look at my colon, my colon
It's alright if you wanna look at
Do you wanna look at my colon, my colon
It's half here, I've had a colonostomy
Do you wanna look at my colon, my colon
It's half here, I've had a colonostomy
Do you wanna look at my colon, my colon
It's half here, I've had a colonostomy

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Michael Pacholek - September 24, 2012 - Report this comment
Have you ever heard comedian Robert Klein's "Colonoscopy Song"? It's a little uncomfortable, but it's really funny.
Wendy Christopher - September 24, 2012 - Report this comment
Very hopefully not based on actual experience - dark humour done very skillfully - a total 555 :)
Meriadoc - September 25, 2012 - Report this comment
Just when you need a cop, you can only find tom. So sad.

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