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Song Parodies -> "Weapons of Mass Destruction"

Original Song Title:

"Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer"

Original Performer:

Gene Autry

Parody Song Title:

"Weapons of Mass Destruction"

Parody Written by:

Phil Alexander

The Lyrics

They all said Saddam he had weapons, chem-ical
Possibly nuclear, biolog-ical
But do you recall
We haven't found any, at all?

Weapons of mass destruction
Are why we deposed Saddam
Intelligence suggested
He'd make us all go KABLAMM!

Wasn't a nice dictator
Used to torture, kill and maim
So we kicked out that Saddam
In a second Gulf War game

Then th' Iraqi melting pot
Shi'a, Sunni, Kurd
Getting on just like before:
Soon there'll be a civil war

So now our two "great" leaders
Wish that they had not begun
No weapons of mass destruction
No point to inva-shee-yun

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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 10

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Stuart McArthur - February 23, 2006 - Report this comment
clever work, Phil, and it is unquestionably outrageous - an outrage only complicated by the question "who should be apologised to?" (apart from the innocent Iraqi children of course) - 555
alvin rhodes - February 23, 2006 - Report this comment
this flows beautifully and the contrast between the lyrics and the jaunty melody just slays me
John Barry - February 23, 2006 - Report this comment
That's because rube dolt the redneck reigns here. 5s
Kristof Robertson - February 23, 2006 - Report this comment
Stick it to the big man, Phil...YEAH! 555. Oh, and LOL for John's comment.
carol - February 23, 2006 - Report this comment
nicely done. 5's
Red Ant - February 23, 2006 - Report this comment
"Soon there'll be a civil war", yeah, like perhaps by tomorrow given what I heard on the news today. Not hilarious, but the 'Saddam/KABLAMM!' rhyme gets you the 5s.
Phil Alexander - February 24, 2006 - Report this comment
RA - I had this on the drawing board for quite a while, and it was the radio yesterday morning that gave me the "getting on just like before/soon there'll be a civil war" couplet, and the rest kind of wrote itself.
JB - Have you posted the completed song yet? ;-)
Alvin - Yes, I know what you mean
Anyway, thanks all :-)
Larry Hensley - February 24, 2006 - Report this comment
So true, very well written. 555
Rick C - February 24, 2006 - Report this comment
Brilliant, Phil! :-) 555

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