Song Parodies -> Squish My Zits
| Original Song Title: | "Ballroom Blitz" |
| Original Performer: | Sweet |
| Parody Song Title: | "Squish My Zits" |
| Parody Written by: | Phil Alexander |
Oh it's been getting so hard
Livin' with the pustules on my face
Breaking out all over
Almost like they're in some kind of race
Oh, I see a spot on my nose
And it grows and it grows I wonder will it ever stop
And there's one on my forehead like a nuclear warhead
Both of them growing and they're gonna pop
Oh, yeah,
It was a pus thing, kind of disgusting
And my mother was screaming that the mirror needs cleaning
Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah
And my manic mother
Said no, don't pop another
And I said I'm gonna squish my zits
And my mother was screaming
If that mirror needs a cleaning,
Then you'll do it if you squish your zits
Squish my zits, squish my zits, squish my zits
Squish my zits
I'm reaching out for kleenex
Touching yuck is all I ever do
One prrp and it is over
And now it's over all the mirror too
Now my mum's on her knees
As I'm ready to squeeze and she raises her hands to the sky
And the fetid macuration of excessive suppuration
You'll hate it if it gets in your eye
Oh yeah,
It was electric, so frightfully septic
And my mother was squeaking, as the discharge was leaking
Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah
And my manic mother
Said no, don't pop another
And I said I'm gonna squish my zits
And my mother was screaming
If that mirror needs a cleaning,
Then you'll do it if you squish your zits
Squish my zits, squish my zits, squish my zits
Squish my zits
It was a pus thing, kind of disgusting
And my mother was screaming that the mirror needs cleaning
Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah
And my manic mother
Said no, don't pop another
And I said I'm gonna squish my zits
And my mother was screaming
If that mirror needs a cleaning,
Then you'll do it if you squish your zits
Squish my zits, squish my zits, squish my zits
Squish my zits
Zits, zits squish my zits, Zits, zits squish my zits
Zits, zits squish my zits, yeah, squish my zits
Livin' with the pustules on my face
Breaking out all over
Almost like they're in some kind of race
Oh, I see a spot on my nose
And it grows and it grows I wonder will it ever stop
And there's one on my forehead like a nuclear warhead
Both of them growing and they're gonna pop
Oh, yeah,
It was a pus thing, kind of disgusting
And my mother was screaming that the mirror needs cleaning
Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah
And my manic mother
Said no, don't pop another
And I said I'm gonna squish my zits
And my mother was screaming
If that mirror needs a cleaning,
Then you'll do it if you squish your zits
Squish my zits, squish my zits, squish my zits
Squish my zits
I'm reaching out for kleenex
Touching yuck is all I ever do
One prrp and it is over
And now it's over all the mirror too
Now my mum's on her knees
As I'm ready to squeeze and she raises her hands to the sky
And the fetid macuration of excessive suppuration
You'll hate it if it gets in your eye
Oh yeah,
It was electric, so frightfully septic
And my mother was squeaking, as the discharge was leaking
Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah
And my manic mother
Said no, don't pop another
And I said I'm gonna squish my zits
And my mother was screaming
If that mirror needs a cleaning,
Then you'll do it if you squish your zits
Squish my zits, squish my zits, squish my zits
Squish my zits
It was a pus thing, kind of disgusting
And my mother was screaming that the mirror needs cleaning
Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah
And my manic mother
Said no, don't pop another
And I said I'm gonna squish my zits
And my mother was screaming
If that mirror needs a cleaning,
Then you'll do it if you squish your zits
Squish my zits, squish my zits, squish my zits
Squish my zits
Zits, zits squish my zits, Zits, zits squish my zits
Zits, zits squish my zits, yeah, squish my zits
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Very clever! I like the word choice and rhymes!
Yeesh, mine is a lot like this one. Oozing with style here, Phil! 555
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