Song Parodies -> You're Never Coming In Without A Tie
| Original Song Title: | "You're Never Fully Dressed Without A Smile" |
| Original Performer: | Harry Connick Jr |
| Parody Song Title: | "You're Never Coming In Without A Tie" |
| Parody Written by: | Phil Alexander |
For those who wait...
...at bars and nightclub doors
...at bars and nightclub doors
I'm Doberman
He's Jackie Chan
And you're gonna die
Oh, brother, if you try coming in
Without a tie
Your clothes may be by Armani
And cost you an eye
No, brother, you still ain't coming in
Without a tie
Who cares if you bought that
In Burtons or Saville Row?
If there's nowt around your neck
The answer is still NO
Too bad, mate
No, stallion
Med-allion
With shirt open wide
No, mister, you
Still ain't coming in
So take it on the chin, oh sister
Of course you can come in
Without a tie
Tie!
Tie!
[Spoken:]
Tie - go get a tie.
He's Jackie Chan
And you're gonna die
Oh, brother, if you try coming in
Without a tie
Your clothes may be by Armani
And cost you an eye
No, brother, you still ain't coming in
Without a tie
Who cares if you bought that
In Burtons or Saville Row?
If there's nowt around your neck
The answer is still NO
Too bad, mate
No, stallion
Med-allion
With shirt open wide
No, mister, you
Still ain't coming in
So take it on the chin, oh sister
Of course you can come in
Without a tie
Tie!
Tie!
[Spoken:]
Tie - go get a tie.
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Burtons? Not exactly haute couture...;-) 555
Phils my laugh quota for the day...fivers
Medallions, three to you, sir....555
Well done, Phil. I like the humorous double standard in the ending. I think you deserve congratulations for being the first to parody this song at AmIRight. I was going to do, "Because of Kinky Sex, You Must Stand Trial," but I lacked the enthusiasm to do another Michael Jackson parody.
I totally pictured Peter Marshall/Bert Healy singing this a la "Annie," but that only made it funnier...=) Great job, Phil!
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