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Song Parodies -> "Snuffed It"

Original Song Title:

"Beat It"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Michael Jackson

Parody Song Title:

"Snuffed It"

Parody Written by:

Phil Alexander

The Lyrics

I heard the news on the radio today
About his heart attack and now he's passed away
And so I'll write a song to say bye-bye Michael J
He's snuffed it... he's snuffed it

Rumours of drugs, oh but I think those are mean
And other ones that are even more obscene
Or a genetic weakness - something in his Billie genes
He's snuffed it - Michael Jackson is dead

He's snuffed it, snuffed it, snuffed it, snuffed it
No one needs to be disgufted
Not at all funny - out like a light
Trying to work out who's black or white
He's snuffed it, snuffed it
He's snuffed it, snuffed it
He's snuffed it, snuffed it
He's snuffed it, snuffed it

There's lots of weird theories, some are really daft
They're wondering did Michael die in the bath:
Did he choke on Bubbles? But hey, you gotta laugh
He's snuffed it... he's snuffed it

It's possible the cause of death was Calpol OD
Or the doctor's gonna blame it.. on the boogie
He may have lovely plumage, but now Michael's ceased to be
He's snuffed it - Michael Jackson is dead

He's snuffed it, snuffed it, snuffed it, snuffed it
In the game of life, he's fluffed it
Though there's some people still hate his guts:
Saying he choked on ten-year-old nuts

He's snuffed it, snuffed it, snuffed it, snuffed it
No more being led handcuffeded
I've got a super deal for you:
Load of cheap tickets for the O2
He's snuffed it, snuffed it, snu.. rgggghh

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Paul - June 26, 2009 - Report this comment
'Disgufted'...heh! This must be Ye Olde Englishe version...
Matthias - June 26, 2009 - Report this comment
"choked on ten-year-old nuts" was a bit out of line, I mean c'mon you can't laugh at the dead it's too soon, but I did like the line "Did he choke on Bubbles" because it was a good pun along side "Did He Die In The Bath" "Billie genes" was also a really good pun!
Madison - June 26, 2009 - Report this comment
MJ is dead and you're making fun of him....weird. Any he did not molest a child, why can't people get over that????
Voice of Reason - June 26, 2009 - Report this comment
Come on, folks. MJ was talented in his early days, but he clearly went nuts later in life. Who knows why, and why should anyone care that much? There are serious issues facing the world, and MJ's death ain't one of them.
Below Average Dave - June 26, 2009 - Report this comment
You are certainly entitled to your opinion, and I'm sure you aren't the only one that feels that way. I personally respect the view "Innocent til Proven Guitly" and I will leave it at that. I normally agree with your viewpoints--especially on politics, but on this Phil--I respectfully disagree. . .
Christie Marie M - June 26, 2009 - Report this comment
R.I.P. Michael Jackson! He will be missed! I've seen most of Michael Jackson's own music parodied about his death. I even remembered when I used to crack jokes about him a while back, but now I feel so bad about it! I wished that I could take it all back. I also wished I hadn't made the remark about Michael Jackson going to you-know-where due to his behavior. I really hope that he could go to heaven! At the same token, I echo all above comments.
Ian Newman - June 26, 2009 - Report this comment
Mate....You are a very bad man!....You totaly missed that Farrah Fawcett is dead....and you didn't write a song about her!!! That's so disrepectful....Who was this Michael J guy anyway?
Phil Alexander - June 27, 2009 - Report this comment
Surprised in a way there aren't more 1s... I figured there'd be more than enough hagiographic parodies submitted that a bit of balance was going to be required. After all, I'm not going to change my view of MJ just because he's dead: after all, Thriller is one of the best albums of all time, but none of the others even come close. As for the allegations of paedophilia: no, I don't think he was guilty of anything like that - to anyone who thinks that was what I was saying above, I suggest they read what I wrote rather than jumping to conclusions.

But do I think you *can* laugh at the dead: it's the best time for it. If I thought people were going to laugh at me after I die, I could go with a smile on my face.
Jonathan - June 27, 2009 - Report this comment
4's for a parody of one of Michael's (in my opinion) only good songs what's really upsetting is now hardly anyone cares that farrah died oh well R.I.P. Michael Jackson you crazy pedophile you!
Caz - June 28, 2009 - Report this comment
Comments can be removed by the administration lets hope they see sence and remove this sick load of c...!
Cody Slusher - June 29, 2009 - Report this comment
I am making a parody that tributes to Michael Jackson.

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