I heard the news on the radio today
About his heart attack and now he's passed away
And so I'll write a song to say bye-bye Michael J
He's snuffed it... he's snuffed it

Rumours of drugs, oh but I think those are mean
And other ones that are even more obscene
Or a genetic weakness - something in his Billie genes
He's snuffed it - Michael Jackson is dead

He's snuffed it, snuffed it, snuffed it, snuffed it
No one needs to be disgufted
Not at all funny - out like a light
Trying to work out who's black or white
He's snuffed it, snuffed it
He's snuffed it, snuffed it
He's snuffed it, snuffed it
He's snuffed it, snuffed it

There's lots of weird theories, some are really daft
They're wondering did Michael die in the bath:
Did he choke on Bubbles? But hey, you gotta laugh
He's snuffed it... he's snuffed it

It's possible the cause of death was Calpol OD
Or the doctor's gonna blame it.. on the boogie
He may have lovely plumage, but now Michael's ceased to be
He's snuffed it - Michael Jackson is dead

He's snuffed it, snuffed it, snuffed it, snuffed it
In the game of life, he's fluffed it
Though there's some people still hate his guts:
Saying he choked on ten-year-old nuts

He's snuffed it, snuffed it, snuffed it, snuffed it
No more being led handcuffeded
I've got a super deal for you:
Load of cheap tickets for the O2
He's snuffed it, snuffed it, snu.. rgggghh