What a time for a brain fart
What a time for brainfarting brain
And I'm lost in a brain fart
Can't even remember my name

And even if questions really ain't my forté
There's getting them wrong... and then there's being blown right away
I'm showing the ignorance of things I should know
And fall on my face on a major TV quiz show

I've been having a brainfart
I can't believe just what's happening to me
My Ferrari's a go-kart
Being broadcast on prime-time TV

At home I can answer everything, I'm so bright
But now how I wish I'd get a single one right
Tomorrow I'll pay the dues for getting it wrong
Won't go to work I'll stay home where I belong

{Whistle dixie}

And you can be sure that it is all so unfair
Your brainfart will last until you've gone off the air
With too many drugs or even too many beers
Your brain may be farting for a hundred years

What a time for a brain fart
Wish I knew just what was happening and why
'Cause I just lost from a brainfart
And I'm the weakest link.... goodbye