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Song Parodies -> "I Hate Britney Spears"

Original Song Title:

"I Love Rock and Roll"

Original Performer:

Joan Jett and the Blackhearts

Parody Song Title:

"I Hate Britney Spears"

Parody Written by:

Phil Alexander

The Lyrics

After hearing Britney's cover of I Love Rock and Roll - a dreadfully weak and pathetic imitation - even if Miss Spears herself does think that the original was by Pat Benatar.
Heard an anodyne song with a drum machine
Knew it sounded kind of familiar to me
Feeling something strong
She was singing my song
She was singing it wrong
Sounded so twee, yeah twee
She was singing it wrong
Sounded so twee, yeah twee

So now
I hate Britney Spears
Pouting, dumb and talentless baby
I hate Britney Spears
I'll rip off her head if she comes near me

She smiled, it made me want to put a fist in her face
Thinks she looks so cool, she's a f*****g disgrace
Soon I heard it again
It's driving me insane
She's still singing it wrong
Makes it sound twee, yeah twee
When I'm gone she'll still be singing it wrong
Yeah it's twee

That's why
I hate Britney Spears
Pouting, dumb and talentless baby
I hate Britney Spears
I'll rip off her head if she comes near me


I hate Britney Spears
Pouting, dumb and talentless baby
I hate Britney Spears
I'll rip off her head if she comes near me


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Pacing: 3.7
How Funny: 3.9
Overall Rating: 3.8

Total Votes: 327

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 3   29
 4   40
 5   172

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miranda - March 21, 2003 - Report this comment
i think this song is really mean says 6 year old miranda.
Michael Pacholek - May 29, 2003 - Report this comment
Liking Britney Spears, whether that's past or present, while insipid and ridiculous, is not what makes Justin Timberlake "retarded." You'll notice she's not in any of N*Stink's videos, but he certainly looks "retarded" there, as do each of his groupmates. (I will not dignify them by calling them a boy "band." The emphasis always was more on the "boy" anyway. Not that there's anything wrong with that...Their music, that's another story...
Jeff Reuben - June 03, 2003 - Report this comment
Blatant advertising works sometimes.
Jess - June 20, 2003 - Report this comment
I have to say I totally agree. Britney RUINED the song! She can't sing. Honestly. She CAN'T sing! She wouldn't be anywhere if it wasn't for her looks and her background singers!!!!! um.. but the song was a little harsh.
Jess - June 20, 2003 - Report this comment
I forgot one more thing. That "BOB GELDOF" dude needs to GROW UP!!!!!!
Phil Alexander - June 21, 2003 - Report this comment
Jess... a little harsh? Writing a run-of-the-mill "well, it wasn't all that good" sort of song simply wouldn't have been funny - it's *supposed* to be over-the-top. IMO, BS (and ain't those appropriate initials?) can sing... not exceptionally well, but she can at least hold a note. But she shouldn't try singing this type of song.
Michael Pacholek - June 22, 2003 - Report this comment
Kudos to Phil for noticing Britney's initials are BS. I hadn't noticed it, but I'll never forget it now. The old talk-show host Mike Douglas had a problem one time, because his set designer put up large initials over the stage when they had Green Bay Packer quarterback Bart Starr as a guest. Same thing with singer Vic Damone: Douglas asked, "Are we doing a show about V.D.?" And "PU" with Peter Ustinov.
nadia - July 29, 2003 - Report this comment
ummm... i'll have to say it totally suck......this is really stupid and sarcastic.....besides i luv britney no matter what she is she's still a human bein and whether her vioce sucks or what .damn ppl at least she can dance better......u shouldn't do that u know if u dislike her u should keep to urself instead of jotting some crap bullshit song about britney.i'd say that song should go to u NOT her............haha
Phil Alexander - July 30, 2003 - Report this comment
Nadia: listen to I Love Rock n Roll as sung by Joan Jett, then to Britney's cover of it - then come back and tell me that this song isn't deserved... it may be a bit OTT, but that's what parody's all about. I don't have any gripe against Britney per se, but she did massacre one of my favourite songs...
Natasha - August 06, 2003 - Report this comment
Ok, people like Nadia just piss me off. Defending Britney Spears is bad on its own, but if you are criticizing someone's song at least say something intelligent, not just "omg, I luv Britney she is kewl blah blah blah u suck". Britney Spears has ruined a number of good songs other than this one ( namely "I Can't Get No Satisfaction"). I was so mad when I heard her version of that that I almost smashed my friend's CD player. There should be some law against crap musicians like her ruining goods song.
Michael Pacholek - August 06, 2003 - Report this comment
Natasha, are you sure you're not thinking of Angelina Jolie, who sang "Satisfaction" in a crummy movie not that long ago? I mean, I think of Angelina all the time -- but that's another story altogether.
Phil Alexander - August 07, 2003 - Report this comment
IKWYM, Michael - Angenina Jolie does have her good points... two to be precise ;-)
Natasha - August 08, 2003 - Report this comment
No, I'm sure it was BS. On her second album she covered "Satisfaction" and I was very very pissed.
jenny - August 11, 2003 - Report this comment
i thought it was stupid and your jealous of her. singing is not all that easy and she has a lot of talent. anyways its not like you ever met her so how would you know that shes dumb
Phil - August 11, 2003 - Report this comment
Why do you guys take this all so seriously? And is there an affliction amongst Britney fans which means they can't spell, capitalise appropriate pronouns or use grammar properly? And the day I will admit to being jealous of Britney is the day she writes a funnier song than I can... or even a song that's remotely worth listening to :-)
Jeff Reuben - August 11, 2003 - Report this comment
Actually, I was thinking Britney might be jealous of your voice if she ever heard your recording. Now dancing, she might have you...
Phil - August 12, 2003 - Report this comment
Mwahahaahaa... but Jeff, you haven't seen ME dance!!! But I'll admit she looks a bit cuter: put it this way, nobody's going to pay *me* for topless photos ;-)
Ash - November 26, 2003 - Report this comment
I thought it was a rather amusing parody. And I agree that Britney DOES ruin alot of good songs, but she is still human. And people have a right to their own opinions. I don't *hate* Britney, just... severely dislike. I don't think Macy Gray can sing, but that doesn't mean I hate her... ******* If you're happy with you're own opinions, then don't worry about what other people think.
Phil - December 02, 2003 - Report this comment
Ash - to be honest, I don't *hate* Britney Spears either: but "I somewhat disapprove of and rather dislike the music of.." didn't scan so well :-)

Brit, it must be extremely tiresome for you having a forename which on its own is associated with BS... but I guess as long as your middle name's not "Madonna", you could use that?
Steve - December 02, 2003 - Report this comment
I think the song was offensive and insulted that americans dwell on topics and push themselves into spotlights with mindless talent. Also am disgusted that this ">Report Inappropriate Comment<" is an option for you idiots. So dumb to report that someone actually made a comment about these insults and severely threatening lyrics.
dude - December 02, 2003 - Report this comment
steve, lighten up.
Phil Alexander - December 03, 2003 - Report this comment
So, dude, did you work out what Steve actually meant by that first sentence? Not to mention the last one...
stan - December 05, 2003 - Report this comment
i hate britney spears. she has no talent. i can sing better than her. hope she gets AIDS
tiff - December 07, 2003 - Report this comment
i think this parody is dumb and the writer has too much time on his hands... ppl who hate her(and pop music) that much are prolly those goth or punk weirdos who have no taste in music anyway
Romeo - December 08, 2003 - Report this comment
I think britney spear's not that bad as what you all think ! I think, if u all are her. You will understand....! Try to think!! THank!! And this song's so suck! How old r u/?? over 3 years old yet?
Gary Main - December 08, 2003 - Report this comment
I cant stand Brittany Spaniel. the dumb industry keeps shoving her down our throat, you cant go anywhere it seems without seeing an airbrushed picture of that dumb broad. I am sure Cher puked up more talent in the back of a tour bus then that bimbo ever will have. And i for one dont think she is so pretty. as for this song? whoever wrote it could have taken a bit more time, there are many more eloquent and funnier terms that can be used to denigrate that blonde hound. the avg is 4 so here ya go. but its a 5 for rude.
Phil Alexander - December 08, 2003 - Report this comment
I was going to reply to some of the points made above, then realized I'd said it all already: read my previous comments. Anyway:

stan - grow up

tiff - this took five minutes tops to write... have a look at some of my other stuff, *then* tell me I've got too much time on my hands

Romeo - "britney spear's"? FFS, please read my parody on the use of apostophes (

OK, Gary - put your talent where your mouth is and come up with something better: certainly this is nowhere near my best, but it does happen to be my most voted-upon... not entirely sure why, apart from the rather polarizing nature of the lyric making people vote high or low, but vote anyway.
Gary Main - December 08, 2003 - Report this comment
i dislike brittany way more then this song. however this may emerge as a world beater, i wasnt so much downing you as i was hoping you would redo the thing. look at your response here. you must have hit a nerve, but you and i both know this isnt gonna play on prime time. cant remember if it in this sites EULA or some other ones but they tell you to write only things you would sing to your 13 yr old neice. a lot of my stuff is only intended to stay in here. this theme dont have to. My ball park song is pretty good, but timed wrong, i may go into it again and rewrite it the way i used to have it back to second person. And yes i am trying every day to do something better. i say go with the results of this version and write a money maker.
Phil Alexander - December 08, 2003 - Report this comment
It's OK, Gary - I don't take offence easy: but I did take it as a kind of challenge ;-) No plans to rewrite this, but there are one or two minor word swaps in the MP3 version to make it sound a bit more like the original.
diana - December 09, 2003 - Report this comment
it's sucks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! you go brit!!!
poppie - December 10, 2003 - Report this comment
Sirik aja luu......................
The Great Karlando - December 10, 2003 - Report this comment
I don't know how I've missed reading this one, it's excellent. She's a crummy singer, and in my opinion, was much better looking when she started out her career, before all the glitter and glam and all that shit took over. And for whoever it was (Nadia I think) who said "At least she can dance better"... who gives a flyin' f*^$?? If she's such a good dancer, maybe she should park her rich overrated hiney in the background where the dancer belong in the music industry. I don't get the whole dancing thing anyway, especially in videos. It's all synchronized. What's the big deal? Nobody cares about syncronized swimming, but it's the same as the dancing, excpet it's in water. I can't believe I just wrote this much. Anyway, the point is, great job Phil.
tamara - December 11, 2003 - Report this comment
loved this parody. it's just great. there are so many other britney haters out there that cast there songs over the net to. you should start making suff about her other songs. cya
Nancy - December 11, 2003 - Report this comment
All of you just feel jealous. Britney is talented, pretty and cool. Almost all of her songs are aesy listening and nice. Stop it!!! don't judge anyone! Tou're not god!
Phil Alexander - December 11, 2003 - Report this comment
Congratulations, Nancy - you're the first "pro-Brit" commenator who can spell, punctuate and construct a sentence (I'm ignoring the obvious typos, of course). I was starting to wonder if there was a causal link: does listening to too much BS dull the mental faculties? But I covered the jealousy bit earlier... and you're right, I'm not God, who is? - I think this parody covers that bit:

PS Tamara - I have done a couple of hers (Oops/Baby one more time) as techie parodies: I'm not really into big-time Britney-bashing, she just set herself up as a suitable target by ruining one of my all-time favourite songs.
Absolutely Write - December 13, 2003 - Report this comment
I agree with Gary Main (Did I really SAY that?!!) It's too excessive in its present form to play in prime time (Dr. D). Why should I care? Because, my dear Phil, you have a STONE HIT on your hands, if you make it a little more accessible. The polarizing effect it's had just on this website will certainly attract attention to it. So, ir's not your best? So what? The guy who produced "Na Na Hey Hey" said it was the worst song he'd EVER done. Well, he's been crying all the way to the bank for 35 years. Do the Absolutely Write thing, Phil. Do a quick rewrite, and get this song's rear quarters over to Dr. Demento. And for all you Britney fans - If you wanna like her, then like her. But will you pleeeeeeease stay awake in English class?!!! Your command of the language will only promise you a future in the drive up window at Burger King. "Ya wunt, duh, fries wid dat?"
Gary Main - December 13, 2003 - Report this comment
Hey if you dont want to work this title anymore, let me know!!!
Somebody's Mom - December 14, 2003 - Report this comment
Phil . . . This is Somebody's Mom talking . . . You need to put that trailor park bimbo in her place! Listen to what Gary Main is telling you. Sure, sometimes Gary can be a real tool, I mean a handful - but he is right, right, RIGHT about your parody! You can bet somebody else will be all too glad to take your idea and run with it.
Phil Alexander - December 15, 2003 - Report this comment
No, I'm not going to work this title any further, Gary: it's not that I don't think it can be improved upon, but I'm not big on reworking old stuff - besides, this was supposed to be topical :-)

OK, Write, I've sent a request to Dr Demento to play the mp3 (which you can download from
devin - December 18, 2003 - Report this comment
Your song is crazy (in a good way)! I LOL every time I read the "she was singing it wrong" part. I'm not a BS fan at all but I will admit she makes for hella good eye candy.
leila - December 18, 2003 - Report this comment
that's so great .... BRITNEY IS A B***H HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
david - December 18, 2003 - Report this comment
britney no te´preocupes tu tienes admiradores que te queremos y sobre todo yo que me gustaria darte un beso en la cara en los pechos y en el trasero
Michael Pacholek - December 19, 2003 - Report this comment
David, Britney no puede cantar, ella no puede actuar, ella es una cabeza aérea total, y nosotros están harto de vista acerca de ella. ¿Usted la quiere? Usted la puede tener, pero tener cuidado lo que usted desea para, porque usted lo puede obtener.
YOP - December 21, 2003 - Report this comment
i´m from argentina.Sorry if i have some of mistakes. Ok, my name is fernanda and i have 12 yaers old and i think that Britney Spears is only a poor girl trying to be "sexy". Of course,she does it wrong, very wron,for that reason she looks like a peach. She is a mather fackin peach. ok, kisses,besos besotes ¡¡¡ AGUANTE IRON MAIDEN Y EL HEAVY METAL!!
Gary Main - December 22, 2003 - Report this comment
heres my anti Brittany Spaniel song
Aline - December 23, 2003 - Report this comment
Hi, I`m Aline, I from Brasil, This parody is very cool. Britney is a claw , she is not sig nothing , is very ugly ....
Honey - December 26, 2003 - Report this comment
Like the light of youth fades for Madonna, so will it fade in Britney and as her breasts sag, her cellulite gathers at her bottom, and her over-used nether regions expand due to over-use, slowly but surely she will fade from the public eye. She will become "that girl who was famous but isn't any more". Man I'm glad I'm not her because at least my body can do that outside of the lime light
Michael McVey - December 29, 2003 - Report this comment
I can't stand Brat-ney. Good job with the song! -- MM
katie alison - December 30, 2003 - Report this comment
i dont think britney has much talent but i have seen worse and i agree with you when you say she only sells because of her body.over here in Ireland when shes on interviews she is so sweet it is sick.
courtney - December 31, 2003 - Report this comment
dude - December 31, 2003 - Report this comment
Courtney, I'm sure Phil loves you anyways. You're the best. so insightful and stuff
Phil Alexander - January 02, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks for answering on my behalf, dude :-) Oh, Courtney, love, there's no need to shout...
marlies - January 03, 2004 - Report this comment
I just want to say that your song is great and I love it. I just hate britney spears. oh, now you will get the reation : you are just jealors! I am not jealors at BS, come on! she makes the badest songs ever. I'm sorry for my faults in my text, but I'm from the Neterlands and my English isn't very good. - January 05, 2004 - Report this comment
cool, man. i hate britney spears too!
Anna - January 06, 2004 - Report this comment
I understand your hate for her but dont you think its REALLY SAD to let it consume you like this??????? Find a better way to spend your days, LOSERS!
pepsi_brit - January 06, 2004 - Report this comment
No offence but to tell you the truth all you britney spears haters stop bugging britney spears, i am shure she is sorry that she can sing and can make it to be a singer what can you guys do? how about you guys go gettting off your asses and try becomming a singer and sing i love rock and roll and see how good you can do it you zeeks!~ Goofs!
Mari D - January 06, 2004 - Report this comment
For those of you who are offended: (a) chill, (b) First Amendment.
Slipknot - January 08, 2004 - Report this comment
O romai, byby dejau eina NX kieta daina, man patiko. Ir visam pasauliui tai patinka Rasykit man (_o_)
Courtney - January 09, 2004 - Report this comment
Phil and Dude in case you have not noticed there is people out there dieing because of world hunger every day. And there is people like you who sit on there asses and talk about how britney is sooo stupid.And by the way i am not fat
Starvin' Marvin - January 09, 2004 - Report this comment
At least there aren't any semi-literate people wasting their time telling people who don't like Britney how stupid they are, when they could be busy dying, every day, (twice on Sundays!) like me.
brit sucks!!!!!!!!!!! (1) - January 10, 2004 - Report this comment
Could you believe that drunkn jerk got married for 55 hours! (er, I mean Britney Spears). First of all, on the surface,(in the beginning) she looked like a cute little bubblegum tweenybopper, but after five hellish years with this slut, I declare war against Jive records!!! How could they do this to us?! We (all of us on this beautiful site) are good , hard-working people, and we deserve to have this self-absorbed jerk thrown into a bonfire by Puritans. I mean, she doesn't have any talent. Some days when I am feeling sympathetic, I wake up in the morning feeling sorry for this kid, because her whole life it seems, she has shunned herself to become a snooty, all-grown-up ,Los Angeles pop star. but when I come back to my senses, I feel mad at her because she causes so many preteens to commit suicide, bcause they think her life is "perfect". So lets go to her house, shave her cheap blonde hair, and kick her to the curb. And from now on, let's give some appreciation to some REAL women singers!
GUY - January 11, 2004 - Report this comment
That Courtney one is right . PHIL YOU ARE A COMPLETE JERK
Guy DiRito - January 11, 2004 - Report this comment
Phil - Let me assure you that the comment made above is not from me.
Phil Alexander - January 12, 2004 - Report this comment
's OK, Guy: the thought that it might be you hadn't even begun to speculate about the merest possibility of crossing my mind..
MILAGROS - January 15, 2004 - Report this comment
Lr - January 16, 2004 - Report this comment
I hate you briittany and you suck ! None of my friends like you! your a slut
sue - January 17, 2004 - Report this comment
she is only a piece of silicone trying to sing
courtney - January 18, 2004 - Report this comment
GuY DiRito and Phil i see you did not answer my comment losers because you dont know how to answer it because i was sooooooooo right so what do you have to say for yourself boys .
buttinsky - January 18, 2004 - Report this comment
Courtney, maybe they were too busy living their lives to respond to your post. Britney is so lucky to have so many complete strangers defending her from the comedic world. Goodness knows the girl has never done anything, at all, to make herself a subject of jokes. I mean, it's not like the girl is a walking publicity stunt! Oh wait, what was I thinking? It's exactly like that. Britney and the people on her payroll would be Schicking Brits if she wasn't a comedy and tabloid staple, because it's a big part of what keeps her name buzzing in everyone's ears. Negative publicity is still free publicity.
Phil Alexander - January 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks for buttinginsky.. I didn't think there was anything to answer in courtney's previous comment: sure, there are millions of people dying of hunger round the world - as though not writing a parody is going to help any of them? I like to think my parodies leave the world a happier place, with a smile on its face: OK. so you disagree with one of them, find another that's more to your taste- there's plenty of them to choose. And courtney, frankly I don't really give a flying frog whether you're fat or not... After all, there's 10 types of people in this world: those who understand binary, and those who don't.
Ashley - January 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Cortney's posts are all right. And Katie Alison, Britney's too nice, and that's why you hate her? That is a ver dumb reason, in my opinion. But, thank-you for giving us Colin farrell, I love him so much. Anyway, Phil wrote this parody because he didn't like the way Briney sung the rendition of "I Love Rock and Roll" By Joan Jett ( which I liked both ways) and that's fine, but he, and all the rest of the haters have no reason o hate, or even dislike her, because she hasn't done anything to you. And whenever someone meets her, and she does interviews, she is so completely nice! You may not like her music, but you don't have any reason to hate or dislike her. Oh, and if you're going to bash her, please learn how to spell her name right. And "Absolutely Write", how do you know that someone here, sho is a Britney fan doesn't listen in English, or even majors/majored in English. And "Honey", I wouldn't plan on Britney leaving any time soon. I like Britney Spears and her music. She can dance great, she doesn't have a horrible voice( not the best, but definitely not the worst, but I don't want to name anyone, because I don't want to be mean to any other artists), she has the best attitude, and works incredibly hard! Go, Britney!
Guy - January 19, 2004 - Report this comment
QUOTE: GuY DiRito and Phil i see you did not answer my comment losers because you dont know how to answer it because i was sooooooooo right so what do you have to say for yourself boys .UNQUOTE

Courtney - If you really read the comment by "Guy DiRito" and not "GUY" you would realize that I did not write that comment made by "GUY". I don't know the original song here and I took no interest in this commentary. I could care less what you all think about Brittany, and if it makes you feel good to call me a loser then fine. Maybe some remedial reading 101 should be sought for your reading comprehension deficiency.
El Paedro - January 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Well, it would help if people could spell properly so we could understand you easier. Well, I'm not a comlpete hater nor a complete liker of Britney Spears. (Well, more on the hating side.) Nice parody though. Same with most of your other ones too Phil.
matt - January 21, 2004 - Report this comment
all you chicks are just jealous because britney is way hotter than you'll ever be and that you are probably all fat and ugly and cant sing and dance for shit. she is talented, she can sing, she can dance, she only sang the rock and roll song because it was in her movie. count the trophies dickheads, look at how much she has now because of what she has become, your all just jealous bitches who cant get any and cant stand the fact that if you have boyfriends, they would rather be in bed with her than you anytime, get over it she is HOT!
Phil Alexander - January 21, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks, El Paedro..
Guy - you saying your inane ramblings are worth an answer?
Mari D - January 21, 2004 - Report this comment
Matt -- I'll ignore the sexist comments, except to say that there are a lot of hot "chicks" who are more talented and just as hot as Brittney, but you've never heard of them. I've met some of them. And this probably hasn't occurred to you, but I know men who don't think that she's all that hot -- taste is subjective. I myself do not have the hots for men that "all women want." A lot of talented women (and me) are not willing to put up with the bullshit that unfortunately goes along with being successful; Brittney is.
Paul Robinson - January 22, 2004 - Report this comment
Phil, WOW! Amazed by the response to this one. Usually avoid anything with "Brittney" songs or references in it because she BORES THE SH*T out of me. She may have modest talent and that's fine and okie-dokie with me, and it doesn't really bother me (or matter, either) that she has gotten rich and sells bazillions of CD's or whatever. Long ago learned the "Gross Sales" numbers are no indication of real talent or in fact of anything except just that, "Gross Sales". OH...Matt, just as an FYI...I've only made the actual personal acquaintance of one woman on this site who performs music and she is neither "fat" nor "ugly", can, in fact "sing" and "dance" for quite well more than "for sh*t". Also happens to be a very talented instrumentalist who play multiple instruments and has demonstrated a considerable amount of writing talent as well. OH, she might NOT be rich and famous, but seems happy with life and the people in her life. I don't usually like throwing this at people because it's kind of a low tactic, but hey, you seem a good candidate. So just for kicks I'll go ahead and ask you here: Matt, how are YOU in the above categories? How's YOUR weight? Got any pimples? Sing well, or at all? How's the dance step working? Full Trophy Case at home? What's your best instrument? I hope it's not the "hand organ". Written any good books, short stories, poems, satirical pieces, original songs, political analysis, PHD thesis, parodies, limericks, phone numbers on bathroom walls, ANYTHING? Lots of folks on this Site HAVE done those things. Kind of mean stuff I'm doing here, isn't it? Doesn't make you feel too good, maybe. Pretty unfair, too. In all likelihood It will be up here for a while before you even see it. Do you get the point at all NOW? Maybe you'll want to think twice before carelessly slinging around inane insults at folks you know nothing about. There are plenty of people here on this site who can cut you to shreds as well or better than I but I've got the time right now. If you're still there, let's move on...class is not dismissed yet. I find the "Fame & Fortune" aspects of your remarks rather amusing; like "Gross Receipts" these are a measure of nothing more than just what they say, "Fame" (recognizability) and "Fortune" (Amount of money and/or the value of assets accumulated) and speak nothing to a person's real value or worth, not to mention their happiness. If there is no art involved in her music and it is just about the "Fame/Fortune" then Ms. Spears will be fortunate if she hangs onto some of her money and gets out of the business more or less in one piece mentally and physically. Well, my soapbox seems near to collapsing so I'm outta the "Brittney Pit". OH...Hey, Phil...I recall about 1000 words ago reading somebody apparently accuse you of being American (some "Steve" fellow back on Dec. 2nd, I believe, unless I misread it, the comment was not completely clear to me). I've heard you are actually a "Brit". Any Comment?
Phil Alexander - January 22, 2004 - Report this comment
IKWYM abou the response to this one, Paul - I think I must have struck a nerve somewhere: I mean, when you look at the plethora of Britney-spearing you get at amiright, this one seems to have caught the zeitgeist more than any...

And yes, I am a Brit - I'm not sure what that Steve character was on about (from his garbled syntax, I'm not sure if he was sure what he was on about, either)
Arwen - January 25, 2004 - Report this comment
First off...nice job on the parody. regard to all the hoopla...all I can do is laugh. It's a good thing "Matt" defended Britney's honor...she's probably going to search him out and marry him now. At least for a couple of minutes...
artchzill - January 26, 2004 - Report this comment
suck tounge!!!!!!!!
snails - January 26, 2004 - Report this comment
no comments
Phil Alexander - January 26, 2004 - Report this comment
>no comments
Leaving "no comments" as a comment ... is this some kind of Zen? You know, like "There is a knocking without"...
artchzill - if you don't mind me asking, what is a "tounge" anyway, and where does one find a suitable example to suck?
Cal - January 28, 2004 - Report this comment
yo yo nothing is better than being an AMERICAN.The girls are hot like Courtney.We rule Phil is ok but eh go easy on the cheese.By the way Courtney how old are you.
CHEDDER - February 04, 2004 - Report this comment
THE VOICE OF REASON(somewhat) - February 05, 2004 - Report this comment
I was on this site today ,looking for a really good "Lord of the rings"parody(the one sung to the tune of "Total eclispe of the heart"comes to mind.)to laugh to and I found this rather huge,pointless argument over a singer who is easily "the most overrated person since Judas Iscariot won the A.D.33 'Best Disciple of the year award'."(BLACKADDER,look it up.) For all the people who say that whomever wrote this parody has a lot of free time on their hands ,I got news for you-you need free time to create a site and to make decent contributions to it.Not only that ,you need free time to put in your two cents to complain about it,even if you somehow forget that this site is about song parodies and therefore,is humor-oriented,in other words ,if you can't see the humor in bashing Britney the way she bashes this song,at least realize that comments made on this site aren't going to change how the music business operates(Or make her a better singer) And to the ones that say Britney IS a great singer -awards nowadays only measure popularity (and looks to a lesser extent ),not talent.How else could the "Lady Marmalade"video (with Pink plus 3 no-talents)win the best video at the MTV Music Awards over Fatboy Slims' "Weapon of choice"(A REAL video with Christopher Walken dancing through the halls of an abandoned office building)a couple of years back?Face it people,until Britney's looks decline to the level of her talent or better yet,her credibility as an artist (Smooching with Madonna,puh-leeze!)maybe people will realize that "artists"like Britney are indeed,a dime a dozen and a rapidly passing fad. (Of course ,until that faraway moment arrives-I WOULDN'T KICK THAT HOT PIECE OF A$$ OUT OF MY BED FOR ANYTHING !!! Phil ,love your parody ,5's all the way!)
Birgitta - February 20, 2004 - Report this comment
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! :-D I am CRACKING UP! I can't stand her either Phil-that's why I parodied a song to her,um...."practicing" for her shows in her This is going to make for some interesting reading tonight.I'm gonna cook me some taquitos-open up some sour cream,& pig out while reading this. Great job on putting little miss "thang" back in her place with this one.She DEFILED J.J.'s version,if you ask me. Throwing 5's....5------5-----5----- GJ
Birg - February 21, 2004 - Report this comment
Woah!! just noticed this is 11 months long!! Looks like I came in when it was going out.Again,great job.
we love britney - February 21, 2004 - Report this comment
HoT LiV - February 28, 2004 - Report this comment
U av done it again guyz! Great job!!!!!!!! i'll b bak soon 2 c wot u av in store for us next time!!
Megan Hynko (I go to OMS) - March 06, 2004 - Report this comment
I love britney spears! not only is she super hott, but im just like her! i mean i love dressing little and skanky and all that, plus i also lllllllllllooooooooooovvvvvvvvvvveeeeeeeee guys. I LOVE YOU BRITNEY SPEARS AND I WANT TO MARRY YOU!!!!
Slut Patrol - March 06, 2004 - Report this comment
Well my name pretty much sums it all up
debarbarac67 - March 11, 2004 - Report this comment
i hate britney
we loves britney - March 11, 2004 - Report this comment
Kate - March 15, 2004 - Report this comment
I Hate britney she shows of to the boys(trust me boys you can find someone much better)Britney does that by singing withpracacly nothinon herself.
Magda - April 03, 2004 - Report this comment
Look, if you hate Britney, why would you spent so much time and money to make a site? you are idiot...
fernanda - April 11, 2004 - Report this comment
BH - April 16, 2004 - Report this comment
I HATE britney spears, She is ALWAYS nude!! I mean she doesn't have ANYTHING 2 wear, so i think we should be kind and give her chartiy!!! LOL
Josh 2 - April 24, 2004 - Report this comment
This song is amazing people. It's telling the truth Josh 2/Brown Paper Bag
Wikkid - April 24, 2004 - Report this comment
Well, i don't mind if Britney would only give concerts in her nude. lol Well, i don't like the music of her, but she's a hot chicken.
Robin Duke - April 28, 2004 - Report this comment
'Brit Sucks' - January 10th! "Pre-teens commit suicicde cos they think her life is so perfect!" What the hell are you going on about? I can't remember any stories of that nature and how would that be her fault anyway? I think we now all know that Britney is just a 'mixed-up young girl in need of some guidance' like Christina said. The 'wedding', the being naked in the Toxic video and the striptease in her Miami concert are all proof of that!!
lass - April 30, 2004 - Report this comment
it's very good,but THE RASMUS is better
Ally - May 03, 2004 - Report this comment
Britney Rocks!!! And she can sing and most certainly dance, why is everyone taking a dig at her, she's just doing what she does best and I dont know about y'all but I love her and totally think she made this song better!
Agrimorfee aka Simon Cowell - May 03, 2004 - Report this comment
Soong rates 444. All comments (eept for Phil) rate ZZZ.
**KEEPIN IT REAL** - May 05, 2004 - Report this comment
Shes a UGLY ducklin!! no offence 2 da duck... shes got a wierd body and a deformed face!... got no talent... her eyes are droopy and swollen, shes got a very big wierd nose, her hair looks like a WIG all the tym, flabby neck... boobs are saggy and small, has no waistline, completely straight but had massive hips, thunder thighs and ugly feet. she can not sing to save her life, cant dance and cant act. she has a stik up her arse and shouldnt try to be funny cuz its embarassing. her IQ is 30 even that is generous! she has broad shoulders! her arse is gettin bigger and bigger, it'll form its own website! shes not even half as pretty as christina. her movie should have won an oscar!! cuz it was BRILLIANT (woteva!)... we'v seen a pic of her with a moustache!!! EEEEEEEEWWWWWW!!!!!!! she has bags under her eyes and has gone rrreeeeelllly fat! she has to wear a tonne of make-up to hide her unslightly features! she's the most disgusting person in the whole world!! whatever happened to "im a virgin" bible bashin Britney that every1s 4given her. her fans are gullible just like her! we saw her Miami concert and u wonder why she hasnt becum a porn star! she'll SUCK at it! her voice is soooooooo annoying its unbelievable! Britney thort she was Femme Fatale in TOXIC! Yeh rite!!! and a fairy??? woteva!!! she's a litle gurl trapped in an aliens body!!
Mary Jane - May 09, 2004 - Report this comment
Hey--leave her alone. The world is hateful enough without your spouting off about her. Let it be. She is no longer trying to be a role model for teens. She is a young adult and is trying to target an adult audience. Shame on the parents who haven't figured that out yet. It's their responsibly to monitor their children's television and CD's. Anyway, I think that her singing is OK, her videos are OK, and she is a welcome addition to the pop world. She has had much to endure emotionally over the last couple of years. She does not need your crap too. Do onto others...
maranda - May 13, 2004 - Report this comment
Britney looks as if she's on dopp
Phil Alexander - May 13, 2004 - Report this comment
Er... on dopp of wod? (and I hope the cold clears up soon)
Brittney Long - May 14, 2004 - Report this comment
I liked Brittney Spears when she first began her career (Baby Hit Me One More Time) CD! I don't particurlally like her anymore; especially her annoying song (Toxic). She needs to actually wear clothes. Plus, I liked her 2nd Cd, with (Oops I did it again). Maybe her 3rd a little. I don't know her, so I can't really say that I don't like her. Just because you don't like someon's music, doesn't give anyone the right to call her bad names, like some of you have done. This world would be a much more peaceful world if people could just learn to actually get along, and stop making fun of each other!
amit verma - May 15, 2004 - Report this comment
hi britney how r u i hope u r fine i like u very much ur looking very gorgeous lady u r very hot&sexy i want to marry with u britney i love u britney ur amit
nonie and richard rednaxela - May 16, 2004 - Report this comment
A very unstupid song totaly true
$.J - May 26, 2004 - Report this comment
lisa - June 15, 2004 - Report this comment
she can't sing she's talentless christine is better
doodies - June 23, 2004 - Report this comment
Why is everyone trying to be so literate and politically correct in this message board? Just admit it her music is absolutley shit. Like the parody by the way.
Phil Alexander - July 29, 2004 - Report this comment
Trying to work out what you mean, doodies... does your last sentence mean that you like the parody, or that the parody is absolutely shit, like BS's music?
courtney - August 19, 2004 - Report this comment
if everyone liked the same music wouldn,t the world be a boring place ?
liya - September 12, 2004 - Report this comment
i think your parody was great and funny! i hate britney spears, and no, i'm not jealous at her! what should i be jealous for? i just wanted to say that britney doesn't have any talent, but she thinks she is THE queen of the world! but she is nothing more than a ridicouls stupid doll! if she comes near me, like you wrote in the song, i'll hit her stupid face!!! sorry about the mistakes- my english is not so good.
A.J> - November 14, 2004 - Report this comment
britney spears is a pretty girl with no mine thinks shes a great singer with a great voice ??wich shes not shes a clown all she do is dance and tells us about her lame story i prefer 4 her to join the circus to be a dancing clow there lets look at mZ christina agiulera now thats a singer and she got the most greatest voice ever i ment to say that britney ur lame..F***g i hate u bitch
erryn - December 03, 2004 - Report this comment
Britany Spears used to be to sweet, but now see has turned into a slut. She needs to be more like Christener Agulira. I think your parody is sweet as. I think the song you dudes wrote rox. Fron Ezz
Troy - January 10, 2005 - Report this comment
Good stuff mate!!! All 5s!!! I personally don't hate Britney as a person but I hate her music, her music sucks plumbers crack because it is so commercial oriented and I have to cop her songs at work on radio and they give me the shits especially "Toxic". But it's not just Britney's music I hate, also all these other girl/boy groups such as Destiny's Child, N-Stink, Beyonce Knowles, Spice Girls, CDB, Hanson, Christine Agulera (whatever her name is spelt like) etc. they are bloody hopeless in terms of talent, the girls/girl groups of today may look sexy but that is the only reason why they are such a hit, but their music is just C-R-A-P CRAP!!! Destiny's Child's "Lose My Breath" is the worst, it sucks all the shit out of every outback dunnycan in Australia!!! Oh BTW I heard that a lot of these groups including Britney lipsync their concerts and that makes it even worse!!! Bring the good old music when REAL instruments and manual controlled synthesizers were used, and real vocals, back when music was worth listening to!!! Funny this coming from a 23 year old bloke!!! Good work!
X-Brit - January 26, 2005 - Report this comment
It's funny. I wrote this song about her to honor her trailer trash talent: Britney Spears is trailer trash! Without the hair dye or cheezy clothes, she'd be waitin' for the bus on the side of the road! I don't know why people like her, she is just so "ewwww." She's prob'ly had lice and her socks are full of goo. Who does she think she is taking all the kids money? She ain't nothin' special and she sure ain't no honey! A trashy little tramp who copies everyone else. She'd be workin' at Wal-Mart if she didn't have help. Where's your trailer Britney, in lot 48? With trash in the yard and a broken down gate? She's got bubble gum stuffed between her toes. But she thinks she's so hot she turns up her nose! She likes to go Boom Boom in her little room - What a STUPID song, "Boom Boom" - Are you an 8 year old? Oh, I'm soooo sorry 8 year olds, because 8 year olds could write a better song! Stupid Britney, commercial twit - miss popularity, Be a chamelion, you don't even know who you are! Cheap little outfits make you a plastic star! But I know your little secret Britney - You're just trailer trash and you're a wannabe!
Jelly - February 07, 2005 - Report this comment
Haha I found the messages above so funny..I used to be pretty pro-Britney even though she couldn't sing on the grounds that she seemed to be a pretty chirpy girl..changed my mind when she posed nude for Playboy. I guess that's not a huge surprise because she's practically nude in all her videos anyway but can she expect people to stop calling her a slut when all she does is behave like one.. Britney..I once liked you..and I've come to my senses.
cole - February 08, 2005 - Report this comment
shes ugaly her sister is hot but britney is a gay person that eats hay sisters cute but brit is a slut peace out
Oops I did it again, got lost in my fame, I'm just a tart, oh baby baby. - February 09, 2005 - Report this comment
Has anybody noticed that those that stick up for Britney have GOT to praise her looks? This is the entire point, she has NO talent so they have to tell everyone that we're all jealous of this apparent stunning creature that graces our lucky screens. All the arguments they make continue once again to come down to how "hot" she is because once again nothing else can be said about her. I'm not into music for someone's looks and if she's so hot? Then become a model Britney and get the f*ck off our screens and stop posing as an artist. Her voice annoys the living sh*t out of me when she sings, but when she talks during a song trying hard to be sexy? Have you heard that baby nasal voice she uses? Is this a desperate attempt to be cute and sexy at the sametime? IT'S NAUSEATING!!! and please guys, with all her money? SO SHE SHOULD BE HOT! And even then she's not beautiful, so that in itself is amazing, all the money and all the work and she still has oversized widely spaced annoying eyes, a wide nose and those teeth? I MEAN COME ON! they go straight across like piano keys missing the ebony. Once again, she has to have so much image work done to hide the fact she aint nothing special, she's an ordinary woman. Men who tell us we're jealous might want to realise there are plenty of hot men who would easily outdo you looks wise, so please! Most of us luckily prefer the normal ordinary guys , not the fake muscle clad ones who are as nauseating as the bleached blonde fake tarts like Britney. Thank goodness for real people. Britney, you cannot sing properly, most can sing as good if not better but would not dare to put themselves in the position you have. You've made a fool of the public, yet they are suckers for allowing a puppet on a string with nothing but image to draw on. She's just an example of how easy led so many people are and how low things have become over the years. My how standards have slipped! She would not have lasted a second once, but now they let anyone in as long as they're young, blonde, cute and willing to strip and get the guys salivating. men who like her could not give a sh8t about her music, they're struck on whatever appeals visually. I've seen the silly cow interviewed and the only reason I've actually stayed a minute to listen is the utter disbelief that there can possibly be a brain in that head. She's as thick as a plank as shallow as anything and obviously has led a charmed life with nothing to deepen her emotionally or give her character. Most people have had much sufferings and some have gone through total h*ll and have come out stronger with character. This absolute ding bat is laughing her way to the bank. Guys, if you have a thing for her, that's ok everyone has a thing for someone on the screen at some point, but to the other guys who criticise us for being jealous? you're one of these guys that don't usually have much luck with the opposite sex in reality and decide that the reason you can't get them is because they're just not good enough for you. Perhaps if you threw away the penthouse magazines and the desperate dreams of unreal women that you will never get, and stop jacking off for a few minutes, you might end up getting a real girlfriend and leading a real life oneday, who knows? Sadly, when Britney goes there will be yet another fake tart to take her place, unless of course the world undergoes a major face lift (which is the surgery that IS necessary). I'm sure I'm going to get some stupid comments about this, let me guess? Um, why do I type so much about someone I don't like? Um, that I must be ugly? that I don't have a life? yes, I could be all those things and more and you'll never know :D so give it your best shot, i can't wait!!!! Oh and I'm doing this because it's free speech, I'm having a boring night and I thought to myself, why not express my views about this woman? It's here, it's available and we have a right to. Get over it. What better way to spend a boring night that to cut down a shallow person who doesn't deserve the money and fame that has been bestowed upon her. Britney, you will get yours, believe me. The riches of the world and all the fame the looks, even the best life becomes nothing once we die and face God.
Stuart McArthur - February 09, 2005 - Report this comment
sorry Oops, call me slow, but could you just go thru that again...
Ashkicksass - February 10, 2005 - Report this comment
Holy shit, Phil! I don't know how this has gotten past my radar before. 270 votes? It must be the AmIRight record! And all for Britney Spears...go figure. It boggles my mind that not one political parody has had so many comments. Guess we know where people's true priorities lie...

And LOL Stu!
Phil Alexander - February 10, 2005 - Report this comment
No, it's not the most voted-on song on amiright... but I think it'd be in or near the top ten if there were still one. It's been picking up votes in ones and twos pretty much every week or two since it was posted, and a couple of years ago, when BS was voted "most hated person on the internet" it really took off...

Some of Will Tong's political parodies probably would garner as many comments, if he enabled comments on his parodies. But most of them would probably be of the "Why do you hate America" variety. Sigh.
Jeff Reuben - February 10, 2005 - Report this comment
If you're curious, Napster Pie has 517 votes. That's the largest (by far) that I'm aware of on the site.
Stuart McArthur - February 10, 2005 - Report this comment
you're coming twelfth Phil

check out
for the full list
Ashkicksass - February 10, 2005 - Report this comment
Forgot to say anything about the song, Phil. I'm sorry about that. It's well done, and quite funny, despite all of the comments that state otherwise!
Stuart McArthur - February 10, 2005 - Report this comment
whoops that was the funny full list

here's the overall full list (13th)
Paul Robinson - February 10, 2005 - Report this comment
Amazing...somehow the votes on this one just stay on & on & the comment thread does, when you actually think about it...I thought when someone popped #271 on it they would all go away & back to "square one", and counting...hey...if someone brings this one up every once in a while, at least while Britney is still remembered by anyone you could eventually end up in 4-digits...the big "1,000" vote...a mixed blessing, for sure...
2nz - February 12, 2005 - Report this comment
Oh, yeah. This was way back when people still voted here. I'm not sure which is funnier, your parody or all the comments it inspired.
Melhi - February 12, 2005 - Report this comment
Always a delight to revisit this parody! (The comments, though -- not so much. ;) )
vanja jovanovic - February 18, 2005 - Report this comment
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GetaLIfe - June 30, 2005 - Report this comment
damn all you guys on here have no life and are hater.."i hate britney"," she's ugly.'she has no you even stop to think for a moment how it would feel to be her...having stupid people like you judging her every move..shame on ya all and you all are gonna burn in hell for talking shit about someone who didn't even do anything to you....She don't go on website and personally attack you and your job so "YOu all should pay attention to your drama. You guys are the real talentless fools who's not making any money at all...
martha - August 10, 2005 - Report this comment
wow what a lot of comments.. I have been listening for the first time to a Britney CD(my daughter's) and I would like to say that she is a girl who was a good looking child who could sing and move and has been encouraged by whoever in the biz since she was very young to exploit those advantages .. that's how it goes.. its not surprising that she has turned out they way she has (at least as far as her public persona appears to be...)but I do agree that the pseudo sexy little girl voice talking bits on her songs are really cheesy!
Red Ant - August 10, 2005 - Report this comment
I could have sworn I commented on this months ago. I actually haven't heard her cover, not being much of a BS fan. ;-) Way to spoof her and her apparently crappy cover, and I voted this knowing now which songs will not get vote-wiped. Your 292nd vote is a loud and proud 555, but this would have been hysterical if you had listed the performer as Britney Spears. =)
Dylan Baranski - January 16, 2007 - Report this comment
Whatever. I wrote a parody of this song that disses the Backstreet Boys. However, the link for it only shows up under my author page. This needs to be fixed!
TullyGirl - September 28, 2007 - Report this comment
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emily - April 20, 2009 - Report this comment
BTW the first was by joan jett.. nice
Phil Alexander - April 22, 2009 - Report this comment
Hey.. another comment after 18 months :-)

Thank you, Emily.. and I think I kind of noticed that ;-)
Jack Bush - August 01, 2011 - Report this comment
Britney Spears is untouchable She is the best of all time by far NOBODY even comes remotely close to her musical abilites. love you Britney Spears xxx -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Screwww britney haters…don’t be mad cause u can’t relate to greatness
I Love Rock'n'Roll, Yes I Do! Solid Rock'n'Roll! - August 01, 2011 - Report this comment
In answer to The Great Karlando, I agree with you. However, some people are interested in synchronized swimming. I had a girlfriend once who took me to a gym and showed me what she could do. I watched her head and her sturdy muscular legs rotate gracefully... then when she emerged from the pool with her aquamarine swimsuit clinging to her wet form - you do the math. Anyway, when I heard BS hose up this classic song I was also so sickened and disgusted I wanted to destroy stuff. Rock'n'roll was dead at that time and this twit was destroying rock'n'roll. Her "original" manufactured pop slop (s)"hits" are so horrible. I could write better songs than that when I'm stoned. So can all of you. As for BS killing that Rolling Stones gem like Natasha stated, God help us! The 00s were just that - zeroes, a wretched HORRIBLE decade in every sence! You get 555555555555555+
Wendy Christopher - August 22, 2011 - Report this comment
As someone who remembers Joan Jett's original - and howled with pain when I heard Britney's 're-imagining' of it - I'm giving this a 555; so there, Britney-worshippers! I must confess I'm finding their 'logic' a little hard to follow - "How DARE you write a PARODY song about our Divine Goddess Britney on a PARODY site!" Um... people, if you don't want to read songs that mock Her Britneyness, why are you looking at Parody songs? Surely the clue is in the name... yeah?
Joanne - February 17, 2013 - Report this comment
Joan Jett didn't write or release the original version of this song. It's by the Arrows on RAK records, written by Alan Merrill and Jake Hooker, RAK music publishing 1975. Joan Jett did a cover of this Arrows song. Look at wikipedia. Learn.

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