Song Parodies -> Quake

Original Song Title:

"Fame"

Original Performer:

Irene Cara

  
Parody Song Title:

"Quake"

Parody Written by:

Phil Alexander

Bastard shoots at me
He's got a BFG
I can see my health going down
Bits of me go splat all around

I regenerate
Try to reciprocate
I can't shoot nothing at all
All I hit is the wall
Oh, I hate this game

Chorus:
Quake
Ain't gonna live for ever
I'm gonna turn up and die
I feel it coming to hit me
People will see me and cry
I'm gonna pick up the railgun
Light up the sky like a flame
Never hit anything, ever
B******d, I still hate this game

I creep up from behind
No difference if you're blind
You can shoot me straight, I still miss
Give me grief and take all the piss

B*****d I'll return
I'll make you crash and burn
I can get you right in the head
Oh no, too late I'm dead

Chorus

Quake
I can't hit s**t with the railgun
Light up the sky like a flame
Never hit anything, ever
B******ds, I still hate this game

Chorus
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Philbo Baggins - December 05, 2002 - Report this comment
Damn! Just realized I wrote a whole Quake song without mentioning the word "Frag" once...
ChuckyG - December 05, 2002 - Report this comment
or the word camping... man I hate campers...
Rice Cube - December 05, 2002 - Report this comment
This was nice, Phil :) I wrote one with my buddy a week or so ago about our other friend, the rocket whore. Gawd I hated that.

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