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Song Parodies -> "Pole Dancing for Jesus"

Original Song Title:

"The First Cut is the Deepest"

Original Performer:

Rod Stewart

Parody Song Title:

"Pole Dancing for Jesus"

Parody Written by:

Phil Alexander

The Lyrics

When this article was pointed out to me, I'm afraid I couldn't resist..
There's a new thing going down in the West
As a form of worship, man, it's the best
And she's taking almost everything off..
I'm tempted now, I'll go to church again
Maybe I'll go to church again now I know:

They're pole dancing for Jesus - freaky, I know
They're pole dancing for Jesus
'cause when it comes to dancing dirty, I'm sho'
Jesus loves his bitches dancing like ho's
And the bible doesn't say it's a "no"
So they've started

Pole dancing for Jesus - it beats making cakes
They're pole dancing for Jesus

She's got nothing on 'bove the waist
But wears a thong 'cause nude in church is bad taste
And it's sure gonna fill up the pews
As everybody comes to church again
And maybe they'll come in church again, now they know

There's pole dancing for Jesus, p-Praise the Lord!
They're pole dancing for Jesus.

And it's artistic, so how could it be wrong?
She's even got a little cross on her thong
And I'm sure that congregations will grow
And that's not all

They're pole dancing for Jesus, Hallelujah!
They're pole dancing for Jesus

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Pacing: 4.4
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Overall Rating: 4.4

Total Votes: 7

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Old Man Ribber - March 25, 2011 - Report this comment
Phil - To me, "Pole" dancing means people from Warsaw and Cracow stomping out a polka. Interesting story and a fine parody here. ;D
John Barry - March 25, 2011 - Report this comment
Wasn't the previous pope a Pole?
LadyPoleTa - March 25, 2011 - Report this comment
. . . . 'tis LENT SirPhilUp !
Andria - March 26, 2011 - Report this comment
@LadyPoleTa: Glad to see you gave up something else for Lent and decided to stick around. Many people here love your comments, including me.

Back to the parody, I like it. This is certainly an odd way to worship the Lord Jesus...
Phil Alexander - March 27, 2011 - Report this comment
:-) Thanks guys & gals

Old Man Ribber - I guess they're poles apart..

JB - I rather doubt JPII was that into pole dancing (of either variety)

LadyPoleTa - that's right.. I borrowed it from someone

Andria - damn right.. a *really* odd way.. (security code "yup" seems somehow appropriate)

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