Fun Music Information -> Rod Stewart
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Jokes:
Q: What did Rod Stewart tell his cardiologist when he had an appointment with him? A: The Rhythm of my Heart is beating like a drum! Submitted by: Larcen Tyler
| In a recent interview, Rod Stewart said he doesn�'t do cocaine anymore because the cocaine was so much better in the 70s. Of course, so was Rod Stewart…. Submitted by: LucidLupin
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Music Performer Pseudonyms:
Also known as: Roderick Stewart. Submitted by: Tarquin
Also known as: Roderick David Stewart. Submitted by: united
Former Career:
Name | New Career | Comments & Submitter Name |
| "Rod Stewart " | "Grave Digger " | Grave diggers have dreams too - Ray Pissed |
Song Titles Not Used as Lyrics:
Song Name | Comments & Submitter Name |
| "The Killing Of Georgie" | Like a lot of Rod's best songs, the lyrics tell a story - Eddie2112 |
| "Young Turks" | Nowhere in the song is the title mentioned; the chorus begins with the line "Young hearts be free tonight"! - crazydon |
New Band Names:
New Name | Why It's Better | Submitter Name |
| Rod Steward | If we had Change Letter for artists, this'd work. | Nigel Shave Cream |
New Song Names:
Original Song Name | New Song Name | Submitter Name |
| "Love Punch" | "Love Touch" | MOR |
| "Maggie Will" | "Maggie May" | someone |
Literally Impossible Song Titles:
Song/Performer | Comment | Submitter Name |
| "Ain't Love A Bitch?," | Love cannot be a person or a female dog. | Rocky Rococco-Cola |
| "You're In My Heart," | Who are you singing to, Rod, a parasite? | Diddims |
| "Forever Young," | Sorry, everyone grows old. It's part of aging. | Natalie Snortman |
| "Mandolin Wind," | FussBudget | |
| "You're In My Heart," | Heather Brockwell |
Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:
Song & Band Name | Song & Band Name | |
| "Help Me Make It Through The Night," Sammi Smith | "Tonight's The Night," Rod Stewart | |
| "Don't Eat The Yellow Snow," Frank Zappa | "Bad For You," Rod Stewart | |
| "Somewhere In The Night," Barry Manilow | "Tonight's The Night," Rod Stewart | |
| "Put Your Records On," Corinne Bailey Rae | "The Motown Song," Rod Stewart | |
| There are additional songs titles that answer other songs available. | ||
Remove a Letter From a Song Title:
"Baby Jan" originally "Baby Jane"
Serafina
"Downtown Rain" originally "Downtown Train"
Ed
"I Had To Be You" originally "It Had To Be You"
and you had to be me too
Jonathan
"You're In My Heat" originally "You're In My Heart"
Sheila Evans
Add a Letter to a Song Title:
"Drowntown Train" originally "Downtown Train"
Edward
"My Heart Can't Tell You Now" originally "My Heart Can't Tell You No"
Serafina
"Shot Legs" originally "Hot Legs"
Ouch! That must have hurt.
Whatever you want to call me
"My Hearth Can't Tell You No" originally "My Heart Can't Tell You No"
That's because fireplaces can't talk!
George Straitjacket
"You Wear It Swell" originally "You Wear It Well"
Peter
There are additional song titles with a letter added available.
Change a Letter:
"Downtown Drain" originally "Downtown Train"
Alina
"Tonight I'm Yours (Don't Hurl Me)" originally "Tonight I'm Yours (Don't Hurt Me)"
Because who knows where I'll land
Elizabeth Shoe
"Downtown Trail" originally "Downtown Train"
Serafina
"Hot Logs" originally "Hot Legs"
George Straitjacket
"Hot Kegs" originally "Hot Legs"
Illegal in some states.
George Straitjacket
There are additional song titles with a letter changed available.
Song Parody Lyrics:
Original Song Name | Parody Song Name | Parody Author |
| "Reason to Believe" | "Reason to Delete" | Tyler Zahnke |
| "Hot Legs" | "Green Eggs" | Alvin Rhodes |
| "Sailing" | "Raise The Ceiling" | Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd |
| "Do Ya Think I'm Sexy?" | "Do Ya Think I'm Disney?" | Edward Genereux |
| "The First Cut is the Deepest" | "Pole Dancing for Jesus" | Phil Alexander |
| "The First Cut is the Deepest" | "Please Think of the Children" | Phil Alexander |
| "Sailing" | "Saline" | Merry & Pippin |
| "Sailing" | "Sailing" | Susanna Viljanen |
| "Young Turks" | "Old Farts" | Lionel Mertens |
| "Maggie May" | "Waggie, Stay" | The AmIRighteous Brothers |
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Songs for Commercials, That Haven't Been Done Yet:
Song Name | Product | Submittor |
| Forever Young | Botox | radio |
| Twistin' The Night Away | 'Twister' game | Animal Boy |
| Do Ya Think I'm Sexy? | Chippendales Dancers | Ed |
| The First Cut Is The Deepest | Any Kind Of Surgery | Reese |
Bad Choices for On Hold Music:
Song Name | Company/Organization | Submittor |
| Ain't Love A B**** | Brian Wilson's answering machine | pickle* |
| (I Wanna) Kill My Wife | Scott Peterson's Lawyer's Office | VJON |
| Have I Told You Lately (That I Love You)? | Army Recruiting | I_am_me |
| The First Cut Is The Deepest | ' Cutters' ' Help Line | Nicola |
Songs for Duets, That Haven't Been Done Yet:
First Band/Song Name | Second Band/Song Name | New Song Name | Submittor |
| Anything Worth Having (Is Worth Waiting For) Johnny Kemp | Having A Party Rod Stewart | Anything Worth Having A Party (Is Worth Waiting For) | Mickey D. |
| My Name Is Eminem | Maggie May Rod Stewart | My Name Is Maggie May Small wonder he's so pissed. It makes him sound like a hick! | Diddims |
| My Name Is Eminem | Maggie May Rod Stewart | My Name Is Maggie May | Rapahel |
| Every Little Thing She Does Is Magic Police | Every Picture Tells A Story Rod Stewart | Every Picture Tells A Story Of The Little Things She Did That Were Magic | Mike Florio |
| There are additional duets that haven't been done yet available. | |||
If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be:
Rodney Crowell Stewart
Rodney Crowell combined with Rod Stewart
Submitted By: Sutch
Jefferson Airplane Stewart
Jefferson Airplane combined with Rod Stewart
Get it? Steward, Stewart?
Submitted By: rocky
Misheard Lyrics:
"Handbags And Gladrags"
Misheard Lyrics: they sold me you missed cool today
Original Lyrics: They told me you missed school today.
| "Maggie May"
Misheard Lyrics: I'll get on the wretched phone, one of these days
Original Lyrics: I'll get on back home, one of these days
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"Maggie May"
Misheard Lyrics: My love, you didn't need two Cokes.
Original Lyrics: My love you didn't need to coax.
| "Hot Legs"
Misheard Lyrics: God osmosis weighs a ton!
Original Lyrics: Got a most persuasive tongue.
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| There are additional misheard lyrics available. | |
Misheard Lyrics Stories:
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"Handbags And Gladrags"
Misheard Lyrics: they sold me you missed cool today
Original Lyrics: They told me you missed school today.
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Story about this misheard lyric by: gordon joffrion seemed like thats what rod would say........ |
| There are additional misheard stories available. | |
Funniest Song Lyrics:
"Maggie May"
The Funny Lyrics: In the morning kick me in the head
Why They're Funny: I think it's funny but he also deserved a kick in the head for telling her the morning sun when it's in her face really shows her age.
Submitted by: little Jen
| "If You Think I'm Sexy"
The Funny Lyrics: If you think I'm sexy and you want my body
Come on sugar let me know Why They're Funny: Rod, if you're sexy you should know. Don't ask. Women are going to think you're hitting on them. Can you say pepper spray?
Submitted by: AnnaBoo
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| There are additional Funny lyrics available. | |
Repetitive Song Lyrics:
"Every Picture Tells A Story"
The Repetitive Lyrics: Every picture tells a story, don't it? (24x)
Why They're Repetitive: Any line repeated 24 times at the end of a song is bad enough, but aside from being the song title, this line doesn't even have anything to do with the rest of the lyrics!
Submitted by: Joshua Truax
| "Tom Traubert's Blues"
The Repetitive Lyrics: Waltzing Matilda
Why They're Repetitive: too many matildas
Submitted by: angela
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Nonsensical Song Lyrics:
"Tonight's The Night (Gonna Be Alright)"
The Nonsensical Lyrics: ...my virgin child.
Let your inhibitions run wild. Why They're Nonsensical: Exactly how does one let their inhibitions run wild?
Submitted by: Stephen Kauffman
| "Every Picture Tells A Story"
The Nonsensical Lyrics: On the Peking ferry I was feelin' merry
Why They're Nonsensical: Um, Rod... Peking (now known as Beijing) is a land-locked city. Try Hong Kong or Shanghai ferry instead.
Submitted by: Khalil
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Insincere Song Lyrics:
"You're in My Heart"
The Insincere Lyrics: My respect for you [is] immense
Why They're Insincere: From what I know about Mr. Stewart's off-stage behavoir--including punching photographers--I am hard put to believe he has any respect for anyone or anything except himself and his money and fame.
Submitted by: Doug Montgomery
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Misrhymed Song Lyrics:
"Twistin' the NIght Away"
The Misrhymed Lyrics: Puttin' trouble on the run, Oh, man you find the young and old,
Why They're Misrhymed: He should have reversed the second line to old and young to make it Puttin' trouble on the run, Oh, man you find the old and young. Like Sam Cooke originally sang it. Technically not a rhyme but better than the other way.
Submitted by: John
| "Maggie May"
The Misrhymed Lyrics: All I needed was a friend to lend a guiding hand
But you turned into a lover and mother what a lover, you wore me out Why They're Misrhymed: "Hand" and "Out" don't ryhme.This lyric has bugged me for a long time
Submitted by: Danielle
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Insulting Song Lyrics:
"Maggie May"
The Insulting Lyrics: The morning sun, when it's in your face really shows your age
Why They're Insulting: Who wants to reminded that they're getting old?
Submitted by: little jen
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Inappropriate Song Lyrics:
"Gasoline Alley"
The Inappropriate Lyrics: When the weather's better and the rails unfreeze,
And the wind don't whistle round my knees I'll put on my weddin' suit and catch the evening train, I'll be home before the milk's upon the door Why They're Inappropriate: rails don't really "freeze," while there are some issues with running a railroad in cold weather (frozen switches, etc), railroads are the last thing affected during the worst weather.
Submitted by: Ra'akone
| "Tonight's The Night"
The Inappropriate Lyrics: Don't say a word, my virgin child
Just let your inhibitions run wild Why They're Inappropriate: I believe he would rather her inhibitions not come out.
Submitted by: Rockstar Teddy
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Dated Song Lyrics:
"Gasoline Alley"
The Dated Lyrics: I'll put on my weddin' suit and catch the evening train
Ill be home before the milks upon the door Why They're Dated: The second line. While it is still done in some places, home milk delivery is not that common in North America any more, you want milk, you get it at a supermarket (although in some places, such as the UK, it's still done...this song however is about a place in Indiana)
Submitted by: Ra'akone
| "Do Ya Think I'm Sexy?"
The Dated Lyrics: 'I need to get a dime to phone my mother '
Why They're Dated: People now use cell phones, and Pay Phones are now 75 cents.
Submitted by: JUSTICE CARRANZA
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Dirty Song Lyrics:
"Tonight's The Night (Gonna Be Alright)"
The Dirty Lyrics: Spread your wings and let me come inside
Why They're Dirty: Well, I grew up hearing the Unplugged album, so of course I had no clue since I was a little kid. I never realized how dirty it was until I read Dave Barry's Book of Bad Songs! I guess any song with the lyric 'Loosen up that pretty French gown' can't be that innocent.
Submitted by: Cat
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Song Lyrics That Name Check Celebrities:
"The Motown Song"
The Lyrics: Listen to the Miracles
Who They Mention: The Miracles
Submitted by: Andria
| "You're In My Heart"
The Lyrics: Your fashion sense, Beardsley prints
Who They Mention: Aubrey Beardsley, artist who designed the prints used for Oscar Wildes' 'Salome' book - I don't think Stewart knew of him pre-Britt!
Submitted by: pickle
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Song Lyrics That Mention Brand Name Products:
"Motown Song"
The Lyrics: Bring over some of your Motown records
Product Brand Name: Recorded music produced by Motown Record Company.
Submitted by: Andria
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Songs That Open With Their Titles:
"Some Guys Have All The Luck"
Opening Lines: Some guys have all the luck. Some guys have all the pain.
Comments: Submitted by: Candy Welty
| "Baby Jane"
Opening Lines: Baby Jane, don't leave me hanging on the line.
Comments: Submitted by: Brian Kelly
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Boasting in Song Lyrics:
"Da Ya Think I'm Sexy?"
The Boasting Lyrics: If you want my body, and you think I'm sexy,
Come on, sugar, let me know. Comments: "Sugar" doesn't need to tell him he's sexy; he's already convinced.
Submitted by: Kathy
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Song Title Space Change:
"Handbag, Sand, Glad Rags" originally "Handbags And Gladrags"
Submitted by: Yvette Bristle
"Hand, Bag, Sand, Glad Rags" originally "Handbags And Gladrags"
Submitted by: Yvette Bristle
"Hand, Bag, Sand, Gladrags" originally "Handbags And Gladrags"
Submitted by: Yvette Bristle
"Handbag, Sand, Gladrags" originally "Handbags And Gladrags"
Submitted by: Yvette Bristle
"I Was Only Jo King" originally "I Was Only Joking"
Submitted by: Mystery Date
There are additional Song Title Space Change available.
Band Name Anagrams:
Tarots Drew Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Treat Words Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Draws Otter Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Darts Tower Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Toward Rest Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
There are additional Band Name Anagrams available.
Song Title Anagrams:
"The Killing of I, George (Part I and II)" originally "The Killing of Georgie (Part I and II)"
Submitted by: Sutch
"Oh Wow! I'm The Cute Semens" originally "Sometimes When We Touch"
Hmm ... what are you guys touching?
Submitted by: Smeg And The Heads
"It's My Wheat" originally "Stay With Me"
Submitted by: Josh
"Our Sty Gunk" originally "Young Turks"
Submitted by: Karen Smith
"Yuk, Got Runs" originally "Young Turks"
"Yuk" means to joke exuberantly. He-he!
Submitted by: Karen Smith
There are additional Song Title Anagrams available.
Songs That Are Banned:
"Tonight's The Night"
Back in 1976, this song was removed from RKO's radio stations playlist until the line, "spread your wings and let me come inside" was edited out.
Submitted by: Peter
Super Long Pop Songs:
"The Killing of Georgie" Length: 6:30
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Killing_of_Georgie
Submitted by: William Ingram
Song Title Acrostics:
GOD: "Go Out Dancing"
Submitted by: Candy Welty
AH: "Another Heartache"
Submitted by: Candy Welty
Song Title Spoonerisms:
"Bees In To Relieve" originally "Reason To Believe"
Submitted by: Six giraffes riding in a submarine
"Let Hogs" originally "Hot Legs"
What does Rod want us to let hogs do?
Submitted by: Peter
Upbeat Songs With Depressing Lyrics:
"Maggie May"
The Lyrics: Oh Maggie, I wish I'd never seen your face.
You made a first-class fool out of me, But I'm as blind as a fool can be. You stole my heart but I love you anyway. Why: This song has an upbeat tune, but it is hard to choose what lines best express the ambivalent love-hate angst being expressed in the lyrics. It might look encouraging early on when he tells Maggie "But that don't bother me none; in my eyes you're everything.". But as the lyrics further unfold, "everything" seems to include the superbly bad as well as the superbly good. In short, what we have here is a rousing tune about a dysfunctional lover that the singer can't leave, despite the fact that she's made his life a disaster zone if the lyrics can be taken seriously.
Submitted by: Mercedes Morgan
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Names as a Word Bank:
Wow, two red roosters were at war at Easter. Submitted by: Bruce Curb
Lyrics Spoonerisms:
"The Motown Song"
The Lyrics: Bring over some of your old Motown records
We'll put the speakers in the window and we'll go On the roof and listen to the Miracles. Why: Bring over some of your Motown records
We'll put the weakers in the spindo and we'll go On the roof and missin' to the Lyricals. Submitted by: British Bullcrap
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Movies Named After Song Titles:
"Forever Young"
1992 film w/ Mel Gibson and Jamie Lee Curtis
Submitted by: Penelope Beckinsale
Bad Ringtone Choices:
"Do Ya Think I'm Sexy"
The Lyrics: If you want my body
and you think I'm sexy come on baby let me know If you really need me just reach out and touch me Come on baby tell me so Why: See: Christina Aguilera Dirrty.
Submitted by: Celeste
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