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Jokes:

Q: What did Rod Stewart tell his cardiologist when he had an appointment with him? A: The Rhythm of my Heart is beating like a drum!
Submitted by: Larcen Tyler
In a recent interview, Rod Stewart said he doesn�'t do cocaine anymore because the cocaine was so much better in the 70s.
Of course, so was Rod Stewart….
Submitted by: LucidLupin

Music Performer Pseudonyms:

Also known as: Roderick Stewart. Submitted by: Tarquin

Also known as: Roderick David Stewart. Submitted by: united

Former Career:

Name
New Career
Comments & Submitter Name
"Rod Stewart ""Grave Digger "Grave diggers have dreams too - Ray Pissed

Song Titles Not Used as Lyrics:

Song Name
Comments & Submitter Name
"The Killing Of Georgie"Like a lot of Rod's best songs, the lyrics tell a story - Eddie2112
"Young Turks"Nowhere in the song is the title mentioned; the chorus begins with the line "Young hearts be free tonight"! - crazydon

New Band Names:

New Name
Why It's Better
Submitter Name
Rod StewardIf we had Change Letter for artists, this'd work.Nigel Shave Cream

New Song Names:

Original Song Name
New Song Name
Submitter Name
"Love Punch""Love Touch"MOR
"Maggie Will""Maggie May"someone

Literally Impossible Song Titles:

Song/Performer
Comment
Submitter Name
"Ain't Love A Bitch?,"Love cannot be a person or a female dog.Rocky Rococco-Cola
"You're In My Heart,"Who are you singing to, Rod, a parasite?Diddims
"Forever Young,"Sorry, everyone grows old. It's part of aging.Natalie Snortman
"Mandolin Wind,"FussBudget
"You're In My Heart,"Heather Brockwell

Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:

Song & Band Name
Song & Band Name
"Help Me Make It Through The Night," Sammi Smith"Tonight's The Night," Rod Stewart
"Don't Eat The Yellow Snow," Frank Zappa"Bad For You," Rod Stewart
"Somewhere In The Night," Barry Manilow"Tonight's The Night," Rod Stewart
"Put Your Records On," Corinne Bailey Rae"The Motown Song," Rod Stewart
There are additional songs titles that answer other songs available.

Remove a Letter From a Song Title:

"Baby Jan" originally "Baby Jane"
Serafina
"Downtown Rain" originally "Downtown Train"
Ed
"I Had To Be You" originally "It Had To Be You"
and you had to be me too
Jonathan
"You're In My Heat" originally "You're In My Heart"
Sheila Evans

Add a Letter to a Song Title:

"Drowntown Train" originally "Downtown Train"
Edward
"My Heart Can't Tell You Now" originally "My Heart Can't Tell You No"
Serafina
"Shot Legs" originally "Hot Legs"
Ouch! That must have hurt.
Whatever you want to call me
"My Hearth Can't Tell You No" originally "My Heart Can't Tell You No"
That's because fireplaces can't talk!
George Straitjacket
"You Wear It Swell" originally "You Wear It Well"
Peter

There are additional song titles with a letter added available.

Change a Letter:

"Downtown Drain" originally "Downtown Train"
Alina
"Tonight I'm Yours (Don't Hurl Me)" originally "Tonight I'm Yours (Don't Hurt Me)"
Because who knows where I'll land
Elizabeth Shoe
"Downtown Trail" originally "Downtown Train"
Serafina
"Hot Logs" originally "Hot Legs"
George Straitjacket
"Hot Kegs" originally "Hot Legs"
Illegal in some states.
George Straitjacket

There are additional song titles with a letter changed available.

Recordings:

May 3 "Urine K-Mart" by Jim Rotondo a parody of "You're in My Heart" by Rod Stewart
Urine for a treat! YouTube: (Video) (Comments)

Song Parody Lyrics:

Original Song Name
Parody Song Name
Parody Author
"Reason to Believe""Reason to Delete"Tyler Zahnke
"Hot Legs""Green Eggs"Alvin Rhodes
"Sailing""Raise The Ceiling"Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd
"Do Ya Think I'm Sexy?""Do Ya Think I'm Disney?"Edward Genereux
"The First Cut is the Deepest""Pole Dancing for Jesus"Phil Alexander
"The First Cut is the Deepest""Please Think of the Children"Phil Alexander
"Sailing""Saline"Merry & Pippin
"Sailing""Sailing"Susanna Viljanen
"Young Turks""Old Farts"Lionel Mertens
"Maggie May""Waggie, Stay"The AmIRighteous Brothers

There are additional song parodies available.

Songs for Commercials, That Haven't Been Done Yet:

Song Name
Product
Submittor
Forever YoungBotoxradio
Twistin' The Night Away'Twister' gameAnimal Boy
Do Ya Think I'm Sexy?Chippendales DancersEd
The First Cut Is The DeepestAny Kind Of SurgeryReese

Bad Choices for On Hold Music:

Song Name
Company/Organization
Submittor
Ain't Love A B****Brian Wilson's answering machinepickle*
(I Wanna) Kill My WifeScott Peterson's Lawyer's OfficeVJON
Have I Told You Lately (That I Love You)?Army RecruitingI_am_me
The First Cut Is The Deepest' Cutters' ' Help LineNicola

Songs for Duets, That Haven't Been Done Yet:

First Band/Song Name
Second Band/Song Name
New Song Name
Submittor
Anything Worth Having (Is Worth Waiting For)
   Johnny Kemp
Having A Party
   Rod Stewart
Anything Worth Having A Party (Is Worth Waiting For)
Mickey D.
My Name Is
   Eminem
Maggie May
   Rod Stewart
My Name Is Maggie May
Small wonder he's so pissed. It makes him sound like a hick!
Diddims
My Name Is
   Eminem
Maggie May
   Rod Stewart
My Name Is Maggie May
Rapahel
Every Little Thing She Does Is Magic
   Police
Every Picture Tells A Story
   Rod Stewart
Every Picture Tells A Story Of The Little Things She Did That Were Magic
Mike Florio
There are additional duets that haven't been done yet available.

If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be:

Rodney Crowell Stewart
Rodney Crowell combined with Rod Stewart
Submitted By: Sutch
Jefferson Airplane Stewart
Jefferson Airplane combined with Rod Stewart
Get it? Steward, Stewart?
Submitted By: rocky

Misheard Lyrics:

"Handbags And Gladrags"
Misheard Lyrics:
they sold me you missed cool today
Original Lyrics:
They told me you missed school today.
"Maggie May"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll get on the wretched phone, one of these days
Original Lyrics:
I'll get on back home, one of these days
"Maggie May"
Misheard Lyrics:
My love, you didn't need two Cokes.
Original Lyrics:
My love you didn't need to coax.
"Hot Legs"
Misheard Lyrics:
God osmosis weighs a ton!
Original Lyrics:
Got a most persuasive tongue.
There are additional misheard lyrics available.

Misheard Lyrics Stories:

"Handbags And Gladrags"
Misheard Lyrics:
they sold me you missed cool today
Original Lyrics:
They told me you missed school today.

Story about this misheard lyric by: gordon joffrion

seemed like thats what rod would say........

There are additional misheard stories available.

Funniest Song Lyrics:

"Maggie May"
The Funny Lyrics:
In the morning kick me in the head
Why They're Funny:
I think it's funny but he also deserved a kick in the head for telling her the morning sun when it's in her face really shows her age.
Submitted by: little Jen
"If You Think I'm Sexy"
The Funny Lyrics:
If you think I'm sexy and you want my body
Come on sugar let me know
Why They're Funny:
Rod, if you're sexy you should know. Don't ask. Women are going to think you're hitting on them. Can you say pepper spray?
Submitted by: AnnaBoo
There are additional Funny lyrics available.

Repetitive Song Lyrics:

"Every Picture Tells A Story"
The Repetitive Lyrics:
Every picture tells a story, don't it? (24x)
Why They're Repetitive:
Any line repeated 24 times at the end of a song is bad enough, but aside from being the song title, this line doesn't even have anything to do with the rest of the lyrics!
Submitted by: Joshua Truax
"Tom Traubert's Blues"
The Repetitive Lyrics:
Waltzing Matilda
Why They're Repetitive:
too many matildas
Submitted by: angela
There are additional repetitive lyrics available.

Nonsensical Song Lyrics:

"Tonight's The Night (Gonna Be Alright)"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
...my virgin child.
Let your inhibitions run wild.
Why They're Nonsensical:
Exactly how does one let their inhibitions run wild?
Submitted by: Stephen Kauffman
"Every Picture Tells A Story"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
On the Peking ferry I was feelin' merry
Why They're Nonsensical:
Um, Rod... Peking (now known as Beijing) is a land-locked city. Try Hong Kong or Shanghai ferry instead.
Submitted by: Khalil
There are additional nonsensical lyrics available.

Insincere Song Lyrics:

"You're in My Heart"
The Insincere Lyrics:
My respect for you [is] immense
Why They're Insincere:
From what I know about Mr. Stewart's off-stage behavoir--including punching photographers--I am hard put to believe he has any respect for anyone or anything except himself and his money and fame.
Submitted by: Doug Montgomery
 

Misrhymed Song Lyrics:

"Twistin' the NIght Away"
The Misrhymed Lyrics:
Puttin' trouble on the run, Oh, man you find the young and old,
Why They're Misrhymed:
He should have reversed the second line to old and young to make it Puttin' trouble on the run, Oh, man you find the old and young. Like Sam Cooke originally sang it. Technically not a rhyme but better than the other way.
Submitted by: John
"Maggie May"
The Misrhymed Lyrics:
All I needed was a friend to lend a guiding hand
But you turned into a lover and mother what a lover, you wore me out
Why They're Misrhymed:
"Hand" and "Out" don't ryhme.This lyric has bugged me for a long time
Submitted by: Danielle
There are additional misrhymed lyrics available.

Insulting Song Lyrics:

"Maggie May"
The Insulting Lyrics:
The morning sun, when it's in your face really shows your age
Why They're Insulting:
Who wants to reminded that they're getting old?
Submitted by: little jen
 

Inappropriate Song Lyrics:

"Gasoline Alley"
The Inappropriate Lyrics:
When the weather's better and the rails unfreeze,
And the wind don't whistle round my knees
I'll put on my weddin' suit and catch the evening train,
I'll be home before the milk's upon the door
Why They're Inappropriate:
rails don't really "freeze," while there are some issues with running a railroad in cold weather (frozen switches, etc), railroads are the last thing affected during the worst weather.
Submitted by: Ra'akone
"Tonight's The Night"
The Inappropriate Lyrics:
Don't say a word, my virgin child
Just let your inhibitions run wild
Why They're Inappropriate:
I believe he would rather her inhibitions not come out.
Submitted by: Rockstar Teddy
There are additional inappropriate lyrics available.

Dated Song Lyrics:

"Gasoline Alley"
The Dated Lyrics:
I'll put on my weddin' suit and catch the evening train
Ill be home before the milks upon the door
Why They're Dated:
The second line. While it is still done in some places, home milk delivery is not that common in North America any more, you want milk, you get it at a supermarket (although in some places, such as the UK, it's still done...this song however is about a place in Indiana)
Submitted by: Ra'akone
"Do Ya Think I'm Sexy?"
The Dated Lyrics:
'I need to get a dime to phone my mother '
Why They're Dated:
People now use cell phones, and Pay Phones are now 75 cents.
Submitted by: JUSTICE CARRANZA

Dirty Song Lyrics:

"Tonight's The Night (Gonna Be Alright)"
The Dirty Lyrics:
Spread your wings and let me come inside
Why They're Dirty:
Well, I grew up hearing the Unplugged album, so of course I had no clue since I was a little kid. I never realized how dirty it was until I read Dave Barry's Book of Bad Songs! I guess any song with the lyric 'Loosen up that pretty French gown' can't be that innocent.
Submitted by: Cat
 

Song Lyrics That Name Check Celebrities:

"The Motown Song"
The Lyrics:
Listen to the Miracles
Who They Mention:
The Miracles
Submitted by: Andria
"You're In My Heart"
The Lyrics:
Your fashion sense, Beardsley prints
Who They Mention:
Aubrey Beardsley, artist who designed the prints used for Oscar Wildes' 'Salome' book - I don't think Stewart knew of him pre-Britt!
Submitted by: pickle
There are additional celebrity lyrics available.

Song Lyrics That Mention Brand Name Products:

"Motown Song"
The Lyrics:
Bring over some of your Motown records
Product Brand Name:
Recorded music produced by Motown Record Company.
Submitted by: Andria
 

Songs That Open With Their Titles:

"Some Guys Have All The Luck"
Opening Lines:
Some guys have all the luck. Some guys have all the pain.
Comments:
Submitted by: Candy Welty
"Baby Jane"
Opening Lines:
Baby Jane, don't leave me hanging on the line.
Comments:
Submitted by: Brian Kelly
There are additional spelling lyrics available.

Boasting in Song Lyrics:

"Da Ya Think I'm Sexy?"
The Boasting Lyrics:
If you want my body, and you think I'm sexy,
Come on, sugar, let me know.
Comments:
"Sugar" doesn't need to tell him he's sexy; he's already convinced.
Submitted by: Kathy
 

Song Title Space Change:

"Handbag, Sand, Glad Rags" originally "Handbags And Gladrags"
Submitted by: Yvette Bristle
"Hand, Bag, Sand, Glad Rags" originally "Handbags And Gladrags"
Submitted by: Yvette Bristle
"Hand, Bag, Sand, Gladrags" originally "Handbags And Gladrags"
Submitted by: Yvette Bristle
"Handbag, Sand, Gladrags" originally "Handbags And Gladrags"
Submitted by: Yvette Bristle
"I Was Only Jo King" originally "I Was Only Joking"
Submitted by: Mystery Date

There are additional Song Title Space Change available.

Band Name Anagrams:

Tarots Drew Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Treat Words Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Draws Otter Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Darts Tower Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Toward Rest Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.

There are additional Band Name Anagrams available.

Song Title Anagrams:

"The Killing of I, George (Part I and II)" originally "The Killing of Georgie (Part I and II)"
Submitted by: Sutch
"Oh Wow! I'm The Cute Semens" originally "Sometimes When We Touch"
Hmm ... what are you guys touching?
Submitted by: Smeg And The Heads
"It's My Wheat" originally "Stay With Me"
Submitted by: Josh
"Our Sty Gunk" originally "Young Turks"
Submitted by: Karen Smith
"Yuk, Got Runs" originally "Young Turks"
"Yuk" means to joke exuberantly. He-he!
Submitted by: Karen Smith

There are additional Song Title Anagrams available.

Songs That Are Banned:

"Tonight's The Night"
Back in 1976, this song was removed from RKO's radio stations playlist until the line, "spread your wings and let me come inside" was edited out.
Submitted by: Peter

Super Long Pop Songs:

"The Killing of Georgie" Length: 6:30
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Killing_of_Georgie
Submitted by: William Ingram

Song Title Acrostics:

GOD: "Go Out Dancing"
Submitted by: Candy Welty
AH: "Another Heartache"
Submitted by: Candy Welty

Song Title Spoonerisms:

"Bees In To Relieve" originally "Reason To Believe"
Submitted by: Six giraffes riding in a submarine
"Let Hogs" originally "Hot Legs"
What does Rod want us to let hogs do?
Submitted by: Peter

Upbeat Songs With Depressing Lyrics:

"Maggie May"
The Lyrics:
Oh Maggie, I wish I'd never seen your face.
You made a first-class fool out of me,
But I'm as blind as a fool can be.
You stole my heart but I love you anyway.
Why:
This song has an upbeat tune, but it is hard to choose what lines best express the ambivalent love-hate angst being expressed in the lyrics. It might look encouraging early on when he tells Maggie "But that don't bother me none; in my eyes you're everything.". But as the lyrics further unfold, "everything" seems to include the superbly bad as well as the superbly good. In short, what we have here is a rousing tune about a dysfunctional lover that the singer can't leave, despite the fact that she's made his life a disaster zone if the lyrics can be taken seriously.
Submitted by: Mercedes Morgan
 

Names as a Word Bank:

Wow, two red roosters were at war at Easter. Submitted by: Bruce Curb

Lyrics Spoonerisms:

"The Motown Song"
The Lyrics:
Bring over some of your old Motown records
We'll put the speakers in the window and we'll go
On the roof and listen to the Miracles.
Why:
Bring over some of your Motown records
We'll put the weakers in the spindo and we'll go
On the roof and missin' to the Lyricals.
Submitted by: British Bullcrap
 

Movies Named After Song Titles:

"Forever Young"
1992 film w/ Mel Gibson and Jamie Lee Curtis
Submitted by: Penelope Beckinsale

Bad Ringtone Choices:

"Do Ya Think I'm Sexy"
The Lyrics:
If you want my body
and you think I'm sexy
come on baby let me know
If you really need me
just reach out and touch me
Come on baby tell me so
Why:
See: Christina Aguilera Dirrty.
Submitted by: Celeste
 

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