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"Ain't Love A Bitch"
Misheard Lyrics:
'cos love is The Ritz
Original Lyrics:
'cos love is a bitch
"Baby Jane"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey, DJ!
Original Lyrics:
Baby Jane
"Baby Jane"
Misheard Lyrics:
I won't be that bald again, I know.
or
I won't be that Bud again, I know.
or
No-one gives that heart again, I know
or
No-one gives back love again, I know
Original Lyrics:
I won't be that dumb again, I know
"Baby Jane"
Misheard Lyrics:
I won't need that gum again I know
It's gonna last forever.
Original Lyrics:
I won't be that dumb again I know
It's gonna last forever.
"Baby Jane"
Misheard Lyrics:
I won't need that gum again I know
It's gonna last forever.
Original Lyrics:
I won't be that dumb again I know
It's gonna last forever.
"Broken Arrow"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hairy goat movin across the water.
Hairy goat turning my whole world around
Original Lyrics:
There he goes movin across the water.
There he goes turning my whole world around
"Broken Arrow"
Misheard Lyrics:
Who else is gonna bring you, a broken owl
Original Lyrics:
Who else is gonna bring you a broken arrow
"Crazy About Her"
Misheard Lyrics:
Help, I'm lonely 'cause I'm crazy about her, crazy about her.
Original Lyrics:
Hey, I'm a loaded gun I'm crazy about her, crazy about her.
"Do Ya Think I'm Sexy?"
Misheard Lyrics:
His heart beaten like a drunk
'cuz at last he's got his girl home
Realize, baby, life will come back home
Original Lyrics:
His heart beating like a drum
'cos at last he's got this girl home
Relax, baby, now we're all alone
"Do Ya Think I'm Sexy?"
Misheard Lyrics:
His lips are wry, her butt's beating poundly
or
His lips are try, her heart's chest is pounding
or
His lips are try, her heart's chest is pounding
Original Lyrics:
His lips are dry, her heart is gently pounding
"Do Ya Think I'm Sexy?"
Misheard Lyrics:
Never mind, Sugar, we can catch the real late movie
Original Lyrics:
Never mind, Sugar, we can watch the early movie
"Do Ya Think I'm Sexy?"
Misheard Lyrics:
Never, meshugah.
Original Lyrics:
Never mind, Sugar.
'Meshugah' is Yiddish for 'crazy'. I'm not remotely Jewish, but I've seen a lot of Woody Allen movies.
"Do Ya Think I'm Sexy?"
Misheard Lyrics:
Never mind, Sugar,
we can watch the old late movie
or
Never, mine sugar,
we can watch the only movie
or
Never, mine sugar,
we can watch the only movie
Original Lyrics:
Never mind Sugar,
we can watch the early movie
"Do Ya Think I'm Sexy"
Misheard Lyrics:
If you want my body and you think I'm sexy come on baby let me know.
Yep Yep Yep Yep need me just reach out and touch me
Original Lyrics:
If you want my body and you think I'm sexy come on baby let me know.
If you really need me just reach out and touch me
"Do Ya Think I'm Sexy"
Misheard Lyrics:
If you want my money,
and you think I'm sexy
Original Lyrics:
If you want my body
and you think I'm sexy
"Downtown Train"
Misheard Lyrics:
On a downbound train
Original Lyrics:
On a downtown train
"Downtown Train"
Misheard Lyrics:
Outside another E.I.O.
Original Lyrics:
Outside another yellow moon.
"Downtown Train"
Misheard Lyrics:
You wave your hand and they scatter like rain.
Original Lyrics:
You wave your hand and they scatter like crows.
"Every Beat Of My Heart"
Misheard Lyrics:
I miss my family and my car and tree
Original Lyrics:
I miss my family and my country
"Every Picture Tells A Story"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ever picked yourself a sorry donut?
Original Lyrics:
Every picture tells a story, don't it?
"Every Picture Tells A Story"
Misheard Lyrics:
Every pizza tastes like stolen donuts
Original Lyrics:
Every picture tells a story, don't it
"Every Picture Tells A Story"
Misheard Lyrics:
Every pizza tells a story donut.
Original Lyrics:
Every picture tells a story, don't it?
"First Cut Is The Deepest"
Misheard Lyrics:
First cousin to Jesus
Original Lyrics:
First cut is the deepest
"First Cut Is The Deepest"
Misheard Lyrics:
The first god is a demon.
Original Lyrics:
The first cut is the deepest.
"First Cut Is The Deepest"
Misheard Lyrics:
The first slut is the cheapest.
Original Lyrics:
The first cut is the deepest.
"First Cut Is The Deepest"
Misheard Lyrics:
Those curlers are cheapest
Original Lyrics:
First cut is the deepest
"First Cut is the Deepest"
Misheard Lyrics:
The first cousin of Jesus,
baby I know,
the first cousin of Jesus
Original Lyrics:
the first cut is the deepest,
baby I know,
the first cut is the deepest
"Fooled Around And Fell In Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ooh, a lot of girls in love!!
Original Lyrics:
I fooled around and fell in love.
"Forever Young"
Misheard Lyrics:
Build a stairway to Heaven with a prince or a bag of bones.
Original Lyrics:
Build a stairway to Heaven with a prince or a vagabond.
"Forever Young"
Misheard Lyrics:
Build a stairway to Heaven
With a price or a bag of gold.
Original Lyrics:
Build a stairway to Heaven
With a prince or a vagabond.
"Forever Young"
Misheard Lyrics:
For, Amber Young
Original Lyrics:
Forever young
"Forever Young"
Misheard Lyrics:
Frog and her young
Original Lyrics:
Forever young
"Forever Young"
Misheard Lyrics:
Frog and her young
Original Lyrics:
Forever young
"Forever Young"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm right behind you, win the news.
Original Lyrics:
I'm right behind you, win or lose.
"Handbags And Gladrags"
Misheard Lyrics:
They told me you've been screwed today.
Original Lyrics:
They told me you missed school today.
"Have I Told You Lately?"
Misheard Lyrics:
Have I told you lately that you're my hero?
Original Lyrics:
Have I told you lately that I love you?
"Have I Told You Lately?"
Misheard Lyrics:
Take away all my sinus.
Original Lyrics:
Take away all my sadness.
"Have I Told You Lately?"
Misheard Lyrics:
You fill my heart with bacon.
Original Lyrics:
You fill my heart with gladness.
This song was from the 90s, not the 80s. In fact, it came out in '93, right around the time that Bill Clinton became president.
"Hot Legs"
Misheard Lyrics:
Makin' your mark
In my pants and shots.
Original Lyrics:
Makin' your mark
Keep my pencil sharp.
"Hot Legs"
Misheard Lyrics:
She was a fax machine.
Original Lyrics:
She is a sex machine.
"Hot Legs"
Misheard Lyrics:
Smack Dab
wearin' me out
Smack Dab
make you scream and shout!
Original Lyrics:
Hot Legs
wearin' me out
Hot Legs
make you scream and shout!
"I Was Only Joking"
Misheard Lyrics:
And blamed it on the wife.
Original Lyrics:
And blamed it on the wine.
"Infatuation"
Misheard Lyrics:
Congratulations!
Original Lyrics:
Infatuation
"Infatuation"
Misheard Lyrics:
Copy tail like a killer shark
It's like a railroad running right through my heart
Checking and hide the way I behave
Feel like I'm running on an empty phase.
Original Lyrics:
Caught me down like a killer shark
It's like a railroad running right through my heart
Jekyll and Hyde, the way I behave
Feel like I'm running on an empty gauge.
"Infatuation"
Misheard Lyrics:
Heartbeats silly like a big, big strew
Losing all the lithium
Feels so hard in the middle of the wheat
Maybe this thing's just all I need.
Original Lyrics:
Heart beats silly like a big bass drum
Losing all equilibrium
It's so hard in the middle of the week
Maybe this woman's just all I need.
"Infatuation"
Misheard Lyrics:
Holy Moly I can't see
Original Lyrics:
Early in the morning I can't sleep
"Infatuation"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's graduation.
Original Lyrics:
Infatuation
"Infatuation"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's like a mirror running right through my heart
Jekyll and Hyde the way I behave
Feel like I'm running on an empty page.
Original Lyrics:
It's like a railroad running right through my heart
Jekyll and Hyde, the way I behave
Feel like I'm running on an empty gauge.
"Infatuation"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh no, county jail!
Original Lyrics:
Oh no, not again!
"Infatuation"
Misheard Lyrics:
Spirits soar and I'm powder side.
Original Lyrics:
Spirits soar when I'm by her side.
"Jealous Guy"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm just a yellow sky.
Original Lyrics:
I'm just a jealous guy.
"Love Minus Zero/ No Limit"
Misheard Lyrics:
In diamonds and crustaceons
Original Lyrics:
In dime stores and bus stations
"Love Touch"
Misheard Lyrics:
Baby I don't know why
but somehow I always seem to get tangled up in my flies
Original Lyrics:
Baby I don't know why
but somehow I always seem to get tangled up in my pride
"Maggie May"
Misheard Lyrics:
All you did was wet my bed
Original Lyrics:
All you did was wreck my bed
"Maggie May"
Misheard Lyrics:
All you did was wet the bed
And in the morning kick me in the head.
Original Lyrics:
All you did was wreck my bed
And in the morning kick me in the head.
"Maggie May"
Misheard Lyrics:
All you did was wreck my bed
And in the morning cacked me in the head.
Original Lyrics:
All you did was wreck my bed
And in the morning kick me in the head.
"Maggie May"
Misheard Lyrics:
But you turned into a lover and mother, what a lover
You threw me out.
Original Lyrics:
But you turned into a lover and mother, what a lover
You wore me out.
"Maggie May"
Misheard Lyrics:
Find myself a rotten old man.
Original Lyrics:
Find myself a rock 'n' roll band.
"Maggie May"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll steal my daddie's key and make a living as a crying fool
Original Lyrics:
I'll steal my daddie's cue and make a living out of playing pool
"Maggie May"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm as blind as a funkin' bee.
Original Lyrics:
I'm as blind as a boy can be.
"Maggie May"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm as blind as a pork and bean
Original Lyrics:
I'm as blind as a boy can be
"Maggie May"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm still my daddy's kid
I'll make a living out of cryin' fool.
Original Lyrics:
I'll steal my daddy's cue
And make a living out of playin' pool.
"Maggie May"
Misheard Lyrics:
Or steal my daddie's cue and make a living out of playing fool.
Original Lyrics:
I'll steal my daddie's cue and make a living out of playing pool.
"Maggie May"
Misheard Lyrics:
Or steal my daddy's cue and make a living like a begging fool.
Original Lyrics:
Or steal my daddy's cue and make a living out of playing pool.
"Maggie May"
Misheard Lyrics:
Or steal my daddy's cue and make a living out of cryin', fool.
Original Lyrics:
Or steal my daddy's cue and make a living out of playing pool.
"Maggie May"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sit in my daddy's pew, and make a living out of praying fools.
Original Lyrics:
Steal my daddy's cue, and make a living out of playing pool.
"Maggie May"
Misheard Lyrics:
Take my daddy's cue and make a living out of playing fool.
Original Lyrics:
Steal my daddy's cue and make a living out of playing pool.
"Maggie May"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wake up Maggie
I think I've got something and so do you
Original Lyrics:
Wake up Maggie
I think I've got something to say to you
"Motown Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
Up on the roof and listen to The Miracles echo through the alley-alley-o
Original Lyrics:
Up on the roof and listen to The Miracles echo through the alley down below
"My Heart Can't Tell You No"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't want you to come round here no more a-beggin' for mercy
Original Lyrics:
I don't want you to come round here no more I beg you for mercy
"My Heart Can't Tell You No"
Misheard Lyrics:
When the one who loves Zimbabwe, someone else
Original Lyrics:
When the one you love's in love with someone else
"Passion"
Misheard Lyrics:
At night in the city
You won't find it very pretty.
Original Lyrics:
At night in the city
You won't find any pity.
"Passion"
Misheard Lyrics:
Even the President needs to flash it
Everybody I know needs to flash it.
Original Lyrics:
Even the President needs passion
Everybody I know needs some passion.
"Passion"
Misheard Lyrics:
New York, Moscow
Downtown Tokyo
Original Lyrics:
New York, Moscow
Hong Kong, Tokyo
"Passion"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pakistan, Bangkok ('fashion!')
or
Palestine, Bangkok ('passion!')
Original Lyrics:
Paris and Bangkok (Passion!)
"Poolhall Richard"
Misheard Lyrics:
Poor old witches
Original Lyrics:
Poolhall Richard
"Poolhall Richard"
Misheard Lyrics:
Poor old witches
Original Lyrics:
Poolhall Richard
"Reason To Believe"
Misheard Lyrics:
Knowing that you lied, apeface, while I cried.
Original Lyrics:
Knowing that you lied, straightfaced, while I cried.
"Reason To Believe"
Misheard Lyrics:
Knowing that you lied, rapeface, while I cried.
Original Lyrics:
Knowing that you lied, straightfaced, while I cried.
"Rhythm Of My Heart"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause I know my precious home.
Original Lyrics:
'Cause I know my place is home.
"Rhythm Of My Heart"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can still feel the touch of your finger keys.
Original Lyrics:
I can still feel the touch of your thin blue jeans.
"Rhythm Of My Heart"
Misheard Lyrics:
Running down the alley
I've got my eyes on he fingerpaint.
Original Lyrics:
Running down the alley
I've got my eyes all over you baby.
"Rhythm Of My Heart"
Misheard Lyrics:
The touch of your thing, ummy jigs.
Original Lyrics:
The touch of your skin tight blue jeans.
"Rhythm of My Heart"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cause I know my fish is home
Original Lyrics:
Cause I know my place is home
"Rhythm of My Heart"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sugar-water hangover, Ex-Lax slightly sweetened.
Original Lyrics:
Shifting like the handle of a slot machine.
"Rhythm of my heart"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can still feel the touch, of your feminine jeans.
Original Lyrics:
I can still feel the touch of your thin blue jeans.
"Rhythym of My Heart"
Misheard Lyrics:
Where the ocean meets the sky, I'll be sand.
Original Lyrics:
Where the ocean meets the sky, I'll be sailing.
"Some Guys Have All The Luck"
Misheard Lyrics:
I call you up, 'Give me sex'
You have nothing to say.
Original Lyrics:
I called you collect, you didn't accept
You had nothing to say.
"Some Guys Have All The Luck"
Misheard Lyrics:
In respect you had nothing to say.
Original Lyrics:
You didn't accept
You had nothing to say.
"The Day Will Come"
Misheard Lyrics:
We will see the swollen eye tomorrow.
Original Lyrics:
And we'll see them strollin' on tomorrow.
"The First Cut Is The Deepest"
Misheard Lyrics:
But if you want, I'll try another man.
Original Lyrics:
But if you want, I'll try to love again.
"The First Cut Is The Deepest"
Misheard Lyrics:
First cousin of Jesus
Original Lyrics:
The first cut is the deepest.
"The First Cut Is The Deepest"
Misheard Lyrics:
The first girl is the cheapest.
Original Lyrics:
The first cut is the deepest.
"The First Cut is the Deepest"
Misheard Lyrics:
There's Charlie the Beaver
Original Lyrics:
The first cut is the deepest
"The Killing Of Georgie, Part I and II"
Misheard Lyrics:
A leper kid, a switchblade knife
Original Lyrics:
A leather kid, a switchblade knife
"The Motown Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pretty woman son and you're almost out of records.
Original Lyrics:
Bring over some of your old Motown records.
"The Motown Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
Put your finger's in the window and they're gold
Original Lyrics:
Put your speakers in the window and we'll go
"This Old Heart Of Mine"
Misheard Lyrics:
But if I want you a hundred times, a hundred times I have you back.
Original Lyrics:
But if I want you a hundred times, a hundred times I think you're mine.
"Tonight's The Night"
Misheard Lyrics:
Spread your legs and let me come inside.
Original Lyrics:
Spread your wings and let me come inside
"Tonight's the Night"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't say a word, my version child.
Just let you and your fissions run wild.
Original Lyrics:
Don't say a word, my virgin child.
Just let your inhibitions run wild.
"Tonight's the Night"
Misheard Lyrics:
Spread your legs and let me come inside
or
Spread your wings and let the comet slide
or
Spread your wings and let the comet slide
Original Lyrics:
Spread your wings and let me come inside
"Twisting The Night Away"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dancing with the chicken's legs
Original Lyrics:
Dancing with the chick in slacks
"We're Havin' A Party"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dancin' to the music under any O.
Original Lyrics:
Dancin' to the music, on the radio.
"Why Does It Go On?"
Misheard Lyrics:
To burn your book and pass the point
And throw your mom away.
Original Lyrics:
They'll burn your book and pencil boy
And throw your mind away.
"You Wear It Well"
Misheard Lyrics:
Barium lady s***s her pants on time.
Original Lyrics:
There ain't a lady in the land so fine.
"You Wear It Well"
Misheard Lyrics:
I won't object if you call me a lech.
Original Lyrics:
I don't object if you call collect.
"You Wear It Well"
Misheard Lyrics:
There ain't a lady and a man so fine, oh my.
Original Lyrics:
There ain't a lady in the land so fine, oh my.
"You Wear It Well"
Misheard Lyrics:
You knew I'd been a concierge.
Original Lyrics:
You knew it didn't cost the earth.
"You Wear it Well"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've been meaning to phone you but from Minnezona.
Original Lyrics:
I've been meaning to phone you but from Minnesota.
"You Wear it Well"
Misheard Lyrics:
Think of me and try not to laugh,
and I wear a dress
Original Lyrics:
Think of me and try not to laugh,
and I wear it well
"You're In My Heart"
Misheard Lyrics:
But Davey, I've decided, you're the best team I've ever seen.
Original Lyrics:
But baby, I've decided, you're the best team I've ever seen.
"You're In My Heart"
Misheard Lyrics:
I said hello, I noticed.
Original Lyrics:
I said hello unnoticed.
"You're In My Heart"
Misheard Lyrics:
You are my lover, you're my best friend, you imbecile
Original Lyrics:
You are my lover, you're my best friend, you're in my soul
"You're In My Heart"
Misheard Lyrics:
You beat my breast and I grow old.
or
You beat my breast and I groan.
Original Lyrics:
You'll be my breath shall I grow old.
"You're In My Heart"
Misheard Lyrics:
You'll be my breast should I grow cold
Original Lyrics:
You'll be my breath shall I grow old
"You're In My Heart"
Misheard Lyrics:
You'll be my precious Idaho
Original Lyrics:
You'll be my breath should I grow old
"You're In My Heart"
Misheard Lyrics:
You'll be my pressure I grow old
Original Lyrics:
You'll be my breath should I grow old
"You're In My Heart"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're cuter than elephants.
Original Lyrics:
You're beauty and elegance
"You're In My Heart"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're in my heart, in my a**hole.
Original Lyrics:
You're in my heart, you're in my soul.
"You're In My Heart"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're in my prayers 'til I grow old.
Original Lyrics:
You'll be my breath should I grow old.
"You're in my Heart"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're an essay in glamour
Please, pardon me 'grandma'.
Original Lyrics:
You're an essay in glamour
Please, pardon my grammar.
"Young Hearts Beat Free Tonight"
Misheard Lyrics:
Patty broke down when she kicked her little sister for crying
Original Lyrics:
Patty broke down when she kissed her little sister goodbye
"Young Turks"
Misheard Lyrics:
Because Lonnie's a freak,
And Tommy's a thief,
And they're undecided.
Billy D'Sessier drove a pickup like a lunatic
Original Lyrics:
Because life is so brief,
And time is a thief
When you're undecided.
Billy pierced his ears [and]
drove a pickup like a lunatic
"Young Turks"
Misheard Lyrics:
Billy fierced his ears
Drove a pickup like a loon at sea.
Original Lyrics:
Billy pierced his ears
Drove a pickup like a lunatic.
"Young Turks"
Misheard Lyrics:
Billy p***ed his izzzz.
Original Lyrics:
Billy pierced his ears.
"Young Turks"
Misheard Lyrics:
Drove a pickup like a lunar man
Original Lyrics:
Drove a pickup like a lunatic
"Young Turks"
Misheard Lyrics:
Patti packed her bags
Left a note for her mum
She was just having tea.
Original Lyrics:
Patti packed her bags
Left a note for her mum
She was just seventeen.
"Young Turks"
Misheard Lyrics:
Patty broke down when she kicked her little sister for crying
Original Lyrics:
Patty broke down when she kicked her little sister goodbye
"Young Turks"
Misheard Lyrics:
There were tears in her eyes when she kissed her little sister goodbye.
Original Lyrics:
Patty broke down when she kissed her little sister goodbye.
"Young Turks"
Misheard Lyrics:
Young turks be free tonight
or
Yo hearts be free tonight
or
Yo hearts be free tonight
Original Lyrics:
Young hearts be free tonight
"Young Turks"
Misheard Lyrics:
Young hearts beat free tonight.
Original Lyrics:
Young hearts be free tonight.
"Young Turks"
Misheard Lyrics:
Young hearts eat beef all night.
Original Lyrics:
Young hearts be free tonight.
"Young Turks"
Misheard Lyrics:
Young horse be free tonight.
Original Lyrics:
Young hearts be free tonight.
"Young Turks"
Misheard Lyrics:
Young w****, sleep free tonight.
Original Lyrics:
Young hearts, beat free tonight.
"Young Turks"
Misheard Lyrics:
Your farts may freeze tonight.
Original Lyrics:
Young hearts be free tonight.
"Young Turks"
Misheard Lyrics:
Your heart's between the tires.
Original Lyrics:
Young hearts be free tonight.
"Young Turks"
Misheard Lyrics:
Your horse may freeze tonight.
Original Lyrics:
Young hearts be free tonight.
"Young Turks"
Misheard Lyrics:
Your horse may freeze tonight.
Original Lyrics:
Young hearts be free tonight.

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