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These are lyrics by Rod Stewart that we think are kind of funny.

Funniest Lyrics, Rod Stewart

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Rod Stewart's, "Maggie May"
The Funny Lyrics:
All you did was wreck my bed
and in the morning kick me in the head
Why They're funny:
I know that kicking someone in the head is not supposed to be funny, but I decided to post this here because there was no other place it could have gone.
Submitted by: Mike Hack
Rod Stewart's, "Maggie May"
The Funny Lyrics:
I suppose I could collect my books and get back to school.
Or steal my father's cue and make a living out of playing pool.
Why They're funny:
Dream big, Rod.
Submitted by: Princess Ana
Rod Stewart's, "Tonight's The Night"
The Funny Lyrics:
Don't say a word my virgin child
Just let your inhibitions run wild.
Why They're funny:
If her inhibitions are running wild, they will never do anything. She will be completely paranoid.
Submitted by: Sean
Rod Stewart's, "You're In My Heart"
The Funny Lyrics:
You're ageless, timeless, lace and fineness
You're beauty and elegance
You're a rhapsody, a comedy
You're a symphony and a play
You're every love song ever written
But honey, what do you see in me?
Why They're funny:
Sorry but I must enter more than two or three lines. The last line is the funny one but it needs to be heard in the context of the previous lines to be appreciated.
Submitted by: Glenn C. Rhoads

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