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Rod Stewart's, "If You Think I'm Sexy"
The Funny Lyrics:
If you think I'm sexy and you want my body
Come on sugar let me know
Why They're funny:
Rod, if you're sexy you should know. Don't ask. Women are going to think you're hitting on them. Can you say pepper spray?
Submitted by: AnnaBoo
Rod Stewart's, "Maggie May"
The Funny Lyrics:
In the morning kick me in the head
Why They're funny:
I think it's funny but he also deserved a kick in the head for telling her the morning sun when it's in her face really shows her age.
Submitted by: little Jen

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