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Phil Alexander

The Lyrics

Introductory haiku:
Chaos reigns supreme
For leadership, we look to
The Pointy Haired Boss
See me strut into my office
On the 27th floor
Carrying my laptop, but I
Don't know what it's for
In-tray to the left of me
Out-tray to the right
Ain't got no fun
Ain't got no life
Watch my brain ignite

I'm the P.H.B. I'm not that bright
P.H.B. and I'm thick as shite
P.H.B. I've a leather chair
P.H.B. And pointy hair

I'm stupid, thick, not very quick
I evoke chaos
Micromanaging moron, me
And I'm the boss
So lock up your laptop
Pocket your pens
Lock up you're donuts
I take what I can
The boss is on his rounds
Don't you mess me around


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Pacing: 4.7
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Overall Rating: 4.3

Total Votes: 6

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