Song Parodies -> Vista Machine
| Original Song Title: | "Silver Machine" |
| Original Performer: | Hawkwind |
| Parody Song Title: | "Vista Machine" |
| Parody Written by: | Phil Alexander |
Someone at work mentioned getting a Vista Machine, and how slow it was at running Vista.. so I had this running round my head until I finally wrote it
I just went to buy
A new PC machine
I thought it would be mean
RAM: two gigabytes
Thought that would be alright
And that my PC would fly
But I got a Vista machine
Don't know why my PC don't go
Does it boot or just grow?
It's so horrendously slow
It flies like a tadpole in cream
It's anti-virally clean
So slow I could scream
It's my Vista machine
I got a Vista machine
I got a Vista machine
A new PC machine
I thought it would be mean
RAM: two gigabytes
Thought that would be alright
And that my PC would fly
But I got a Vista machine
Don't know why my PC don't go
Does it boot or just grow?
It's so horrendously slow
It flies like a tadpole in cream
It's anti-virally clean
So slow I could scream
It's my Vista machine
I got a Vista machine
I got a Vista machine
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Vista sucks, but this parody is great except for the fact that I have never heard of the band "Hawkwind" nor heard the OS, so no vote. I personally love my new aluminum MacBook.
fit the eerie sci-fi tone of the OS well
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