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Song Parodies -> "Oh S**t"

Original Song Title:

"Witch Doctor"

Original Performer:

David Seville

Parody Song Title:

"Oh S**t"

Parody Written by:

Phil Alexander

The Lyrics

I tried to roll a joint I hadn't done before
I tried to roll a joint I hadn't done before
And half an ounce of grass it fell upon the floor
And I said

Oh s**t, bugger it, wasn't it
Very very stupid
Oh s**t, bugger it, wasn't it
A silly thing to do
Oh s**t, bugger it, wasn't it
Very very stupid
Oh s**t, bugger it, wasn't it
A silly thing to do

I tried to cook some cakes with one whole ounce of hash
I tried to cook some cakes with one whole ounce of hash
I left them in too long and took them out as ash
And I said

Oh s**t, bugger it, wasn't it
Very very stupid
Oh s**t, bugger it, wasn't it
A silly thing to do
Oh s**t, bugger it, wasn't it
Very very stupid
Oh s**t, bugger it, wasn't it
A silly thing to do

Now I have used up all my dope
Just like I did before
And I'll admit I wasn't very smart
So I went off to Amsterdam
To get myself some more

I tried to smuggle in a half a pound of grass
I tried to smuggle in a half a pound of grass
Wrapped in a paper bag I shoved it up my arse
And I said

Oh s**t, bugger it, wasn't it
Very very stupid
Oh s**t, bugger it, wasn't it
A silly thing to do
Oh s**t, bugger it, wasn't it
Very very stupid
Oh s**t, bugger it, wasn't it
A silly thing to do

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Pacing: 3.8
How Funny: 3.8
Overall Rating: 3.9

Total Votes: 24

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Mr. X - February 17, 2004 - Report this comment
This parody's been around for a couple of years, and it's gotten a few votes, but no one's commented on it! Well, here's mine:
I thought this parody was a crackup!
Phil Alexander - February 18, 2004 - Report this comment
er... is that good, Mr X? I'd rank this as one of my worst, personally...
Mr. X - February 18, 2004 - Report this comment
Yeah, but I thought it was funny. That's just what I think. :)
Johnny D - February 18, 2004 - Report this comment
Phil, this one made me laugh! I'll give ya fives for it, dude, because not many parodies actually make me physically LAFF when I read them, but for some reason, this one did.
Agrimorfee - February 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Loved the verses for pacing and for funny, hated the chorus pace-wise.455
Brown Ant - May 03, 2006 - Report this comment
Wow! I just stumbled across this! It's so funny, I bet the decade police would pull out their hair if they see this one!

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