Song Parodies -> Whale Meat Again
| Original Song Title: | "We'll Meet Again" |
| Original Performer: | Vera Lynn |
| Parody Song Title: | "Whale Meat Again" |
| Parody Written by: | Phil Alexander |
Pity the poor Eskimo: you kill a whale, it's gonna last for a fair old while... and after eating from said beastie for a few months, they may well be singing:
Whale meat again, still some spare, God knows when
It won't be "Whale meat again", some lucky day
Keep smiling through whale meat dumplings and stew
Whale burgers, too, and whale en flambé
It's been there for weeks, and the damn carcass reeks
Surely won't last too long...
But when they get one more whale in their net
I'll be singing this song, oh:
Whale meat again, going spare, lost my brain
If I eat whale meat again, I'll go insane
It won't be "Whale meat again", some lucky day
Keep smiling through whale meat dumplings and stew
Whale burgers, too, and whale en flambé
It's been there for weeks, and the damn carcass reeks
Surely won't last too long...
But when they get one more whale in their net
I'll be singing this song, oh:
Whale meat again, going spare, lost my brain
If I eat whale meat again, I'll go insane
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a few penguin kebabs for starters and you've got a complete meal! 555
This sure is an old chestnut. Well done, Phil. I've kept some 5's on ice just for you.
i know the feeling....we had whale 3 times last week......5s
LOL, Kristof - yes, and a teaspoon of blubber added to the souffle will add 1/4 inch to its height (in a moderate oven) - 555
Sounds like the amiright whalemeat recipe book's on the cards...
A whale of a parody. Three fives.
I'd highly recommend this for Farmer Ahab's Blubber Nuggets (Mmm...chewy).
"Vera, Vera, what has become of you?--R. Waters, 1979. :)
Does anybody here remember Vera Lynn?
Remember how she said there'd be whale meat again
:-)
Remember how she said there'd be whale meat again
:-)
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