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Song Parodies -> "You'll Never Get A Loan"

Original Song Title:

"You'll Never Walk Alone"

Original Performer:

Gerry and the Pacemakers

Parody Song Title:

"You'll Never Get A Loan"

Parody Written by:

Phil Alexander

The Lyrics

When you fill in the form
Hold your pen and write
And don't use light ink, write in dark
At the end of the form
There's a dotted line
Where you sign off your life to the shark

Write on, fill it in
Write on, send it off
Though your credit rating's blown
Write on, write on, with hope in your heart
But you'll never get a loan
You'll never get a loan

Write on, write on, with hope in your heart
But you'll never get a loan
You'll never get a loan

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Pacing: 4.4
How Funny: 3.9
Overall Rating: 3.8

Total Votes: 16

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who cares what my name is - October 31, 2003 - Report this comment
now this is what i call brilliant
arjun mukherjee - October 04, 2007 - Report this comment
id love to hear the song in the parody version, GO ARSENAL

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