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Song Parodies -> "Clegane"

Original Song Title:

"Cocaine"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Eric Clapton

Parody Song Title:

"Clegane"

Parody Written by:

Phil Alexander

The Lyrics

"A hound will die for you, but never lie to you. And he’ll look you straight in the face."
- Sandor "The Hound" Clegane
He is somewhat enor-mous, name is Sandor Clegane
He is well renowned for being Joffrey's hound, Clegane

He can fight,
But he's right:
He's no knight
Clegane

The Hound is big as a hill, his brother's bigger still, Clegane
Homicid'ly insane, Gregor "the Mountain", Clegane.

Man, you do'
Wanna know
The big bro
Clegane

Sandor is frequently mean, and he's often obscene, Clegane
Though the Hound can be blunt, his brother's a not very nice person, Clegane

Don't enquire
As to why
He hate fire
Clegane

Time to die
Gettin' nigh
He don't lie
Clegane

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