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Song Parodies -> "Dr Myhill"

Original Song Title:

"Dr Robert"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Dr Myhill"

Parody Written by:

Phil Alexander

The Lyrics

Difficult to know where to start... Dr Myhill is an NHS doctor who is currently under investigation by the GMC regarding some of the wild and wonderfully unscientific rubbish found on her website. She has a fantastically cultish following, and rather than correct or remove the pseudoscientific garbage on her site, has chosen to organize a demonstration, a petition and spamming of the GMC (by posting email address and phone numbers and requesting her followers call/email the poor chap).

...and all the while putting up an "oh, aren't they being nasty to me" front that is, IMHO, really rather pathetic.

There's a wonderful thread devoted to the arguments on each side on the Bad Science forum.. though it has managed to exceed 60 pages inside a couple of days :-)
What on earth you talking 'bout, Dr. Myhill?
Surely you can't have tried everything you spout Dr. Myhill.

Dr. Myhill, on your website there's a lack
Of peer-reviewed researched facts
I think that makes you a quack, Dr. Myhill.

What's "Chelation therapy" Dr. Myhill?
Vaccines *all* contain mercury, Dr Myhill?

Dr. Myhill, I can't credit you believe
Cancer cells are "primit-eeve"
Your viewpoint's quite naive... Dr. Myhill

Tests, tests, tests you sell online
Tests, tests, tests.. make profit? Dr. Myhill

Your grasp of research isn't great Dr. Myhill,
Is it really so wrong to vaccinate, Dr. Myhill

Dr. Myhill, there's so much on your website
That, well, really isn't right
It's unmitigated shite, Dr. Myhill

Tests, tests, tests you sell online
Tests, tests, tests.. make profit? Dr. Myhill

What on earth you talking 'bout, Dr. Myhill?
Dr. Myhill!

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Pacing: 3.9
How Funny: 4.0
Overall Rating: 4.0

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Mark scotti - April 22, 2010 - Report this comment
I don't know about her, but I'm prescribing you fives...
Phil N - April 22, 2010 - Report this comment
Good write, also don't know about this or the original song, but 5's
John Barry - April 22, 2010 - Report this comment
Well, at least she doesn't claim that she can cure ALS, as the quack who was recently exposed on "60 Minutes." Scams abound. Caveat Emptor.
Lionel Mertens - April 23, 2010 - Report this comment
Mmmm.... Roast duck. Served the way I like it.
Phil Alexander - April 23, 2010 - Report this comment
:-) Thanks, all. Scarily enough, the thread linked to above has just hit 100 pages! She really does have some fanatical (if scarily unscientific and dare one say even fantastically stupid) followers. Thread's worth a read, even if it is 90% repetition...
lol - April 29, 2010 - Report this comment
"But Dr Mygill says she tries to find the causes of a disease, rather than treating the symptoms with drugs." from I would prefer not taking any drugs if i didnt have to because 1. Any drugs have side effects 2. Why make Pharmaceutical Companies richer than they already, greedily, are? Its easier to attack with a mob mentality...
Phil Alexander - April 30, 2010 - Report this comment
Dr Myhill is a scientifically-illterate quack who has no systematic way of knowing whether the treatments she rather randomly decides upon are beneficial or not - there's a whole thread on things she has got wrong on her website here:

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