Claude P, I am oh, so glad that you're around this site
You've been getting quite a name here at amiright
Urine testing, eating dogs and cats
And now you've had this great idea
[To] replace the voting stats:

It's the Song of the Month
Yes, the Song of the Month
Show us all who wrote the best
Wasn't me? I'm so depressed
Now all I need write
Is a song that ain't shite
No more singin' the blues

Claude P, you just won't believe
The hit you've made around here
They're already talking 'bout
The "Author of the Year"
Someone witty who can raise a laugh
Still I get this feeling that it will be you (or Spaff)

It's the Song of the Month
Yes, the Song of the Month
Read the songs, it's loads of fun
Then vote on them, 3-2-1
If I keep going in
Maybe someday I'll win
I'll be King of the Views

It's a necessity for
Any Parodista
Do you think that you have got
What it takes, hey Mista?
I'm submitting, yes I'm a captive fan
Composing lots of parodies while sitting on the can...

For the Song of the Month
Yes, the Song of the Month
If it's good, then cheer and clap
Just don't just say that it was... mediocre
Or has something gone wrong
With this "excellent" song?
Too bad, thing is you'll lose

Hey, have you written a song?
An all-conquering song?
Or has winning passed you by?
Don't feel too bad - nor have I
But one thing I know - a new month, another go..
Enter the Song of the
Write a Song of the
Win the Song of the Month
I'll win the Song of the Month
Well... maybe next time