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Song Parodies -> "Piss Lager"

Original Song Title:

"Dream Evil"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Dio

Parody Song Title:

"Piss Lager"

Parody Written by:

Phil Alexander

The Lyrics

It may amuse you to learn that there is an Australian beer called "Piss"... (click the link at the bottom to learn more)
Unwell at the midnight hour
You've drunk all the day
Been hours since you remembered
How many you've put away

Somewhere in the open bar
Just waiting for you
Some righteous alcoholic stuff
Once you've had one you just can't get enough... yeah

Piss Lager
This wonderful bliss
I ain't taking the Piss
Piss Lager - Piss Lager

Don't run in the Gents, it's slipp'ry
Don't close your eyes
Don't leave it too late - it takes time
To undo your flies

Don't piss on the toilet floor, you should
Maybe take a seat
'Cause things ain't where they ought to be
They're spinning round and round so you can't see..

Piss Lager
The stuff in your glass
Made you fall on your ar..ms
Piss Lager
Buy me a beer...

Oh no it's the midnight hour
The bar's gonna close
So won't you have one more with me
We'll have another drink or two or three

Piss Lager x5

Oh no it's the midnight hour
Don't open the door
Oh no, you've got kidney failure
Don't drink any more
You'll piss lager
You'll piss lager
You'll piss lager
Piss Lager

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Hellion - September 14, 2007 - Report this comment
Dude that is some funny sh*t! Rock on dude!

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