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Song Parodies -> "Bad Sediment"

Original Song Title:

"Bad Medicine"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Bon Jovi

Parody Song Title:

"Bad Sediment"

Parody Written by:

Phil Alexander

The Lyrics

Don't you feel sorry for the sort of person who buys 250 bottles of wine? Nope? Me neither...
This wine has got bad sediment
Bad sediment is in my glass
No, don't shake it up
There's some bad sediment
I want another bottle right here and fast

What you recommended was a Margeaux '59
For the money I expended, well I want a better wine
It's really rather cloudy and there's little bits of cork
And if it gets much thicker then I'll eat it with a fork
And there's something in the bottle looking very much like chalk

Then you say - That's what you get for pouring too fast
Hey, no way - It may be old but it really should last
I won't pay - I know how to treat wines of this class
And to shake before you serve's a recipe for disas-
Ter

Chorus:
This wine has got bad sediment
Bad sediment is in my glass
No, don't shake it up
There's some bad sediment
I want another bottle right here and fast
Bad, bad sediment
Bad, bad sediment

You know I don't want Liebfraumilch or any other wines like them
But you really shouldn't agitate mature Chateau Yquem
When you found that bottle of Chateauneuf du Pape
I was not at all surprised to find it too was full of crap
And you look like I'm a crocodile who's ready to snap

Then you say - That's what you get for pouring too fast
Hey, no way - It may be old but it really should last
I won't pay - I know how to treat wines of this class
And to shake before you serve's a recipe for disas-
Ter

Chorus

(Solo wine-tasting)

Your sediment'ry wine you know it's driving me insane
So stop wasting my time and bring a bottle of Champagne
So far I've never seen a trace of sediment in that
But then you find the cork don't pop and that the Bollinger is flat

Chorus x2

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Johnny D - February 26, 2004 - Report this comment
One of the few Bon Jovi songs I know a little bit about. This parody is very dry, somewhat steely, with nutty undertones. 5's
DarkJon64 - February 26, 2004 - Report this comment
I spent a lot of time yesterday trying to think of a parody for this song, so I really appreciate how much thought you probably put into it. Good job, I just am not personally familiar with any of the names of wine, but it was still funny nonetheless.
Birgitta - February 26, 2004 - Report this comment
Reminds me of that stuff (spelling is wrong) "Goldschlager" something.Had a bottle of that one night.The hangover was expensive too. GJ on this Phil. :-D
Phil Alexander - March 02, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks, all... but you know how it is: get one idea, and another follows apace. I've got a *much* better parody to this tune to submit :-)
Jeff Reuben - November 29, 2006 - Report this comment
Had an idea for this song, so I came across your version(s). Nice job here, glad I came across it!

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