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Song Parodies -> "Seventh Piece of Pie"

Original Song Title:

"Seven Seas of Rhye"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Seventh Piece of Pie"

Parody Written by:

Phil Alexander

The Lyrics

One to bring back memories of being forced to eat school dinners...
Fear me you naughty sons and daughters
I descend upon your playground from on high
I command your presence at the dining table
Placed before you, you will try
The seventh piece of pie

Can you hear me you misbehaving miscreants
I send for you now it's time to dine
Detention for anyone who'll mess around
Don't whimper, do not cry
The seventh piece of pie

Sister - I'll cut a slice for you
Mister - eat or you'll fry
Not the wine, don't get pissed no
Repeat on you for ever

Hordes of hungry youngsters will diet? No.
Eat crap and burger fries, but they'll survive
They'll survive-eat school dinners and come out alive
Come and eat now!

Because of food, you short and cheeky children
If you eat the eats and ate the eighth
Come on, try
I challenge the mighty titan to eat his and yours
And with a smile,
I'll make you eat that Seventh piece of pie

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Peregrin - January 10, 2004 - Report this comment
Tasty piece of work, Phil!
Johnny D - January 10, 2004 - Report this comment
DKTOS, wish I did.
.... - January 15, 2004 - Report this comment
This is so funny!!! And the part about the crappy school lunches-I can relate. The fries are either burnt or undercooked, the burger buns are soggy, etc....

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