-> "Hey Claire, It's Sylar"
Original Song Title:
"Hey There Delilah"
Parody Song Title:
"Hey Claire, It's Sylar"
The Lyrics
Hey Claire, it's Sylar
Though I'm looking like your daddy
It's a talent that I picked up
Makin' me the world's top baddie
Yes it's true
Soon I'll be able to heal, too
When I get you
Hey Claire, it's Sylar
And I'm Linderman's new fuhrer
But there's one man who can stop me
And it's Hiro Nakamura
But when I'm
Invincible, and in my prime
Then I'll have time
Oh, I'm not who you can see
Oh, I'm *so* not Nathan P
Now I'm president - whoopee!
Oh, yes, Sylar it is me
Sylar? Yeah that's me
Hey Claire, it's Sylar
And although I haven't said it
But just believe me, girl
Sometimes it can be hard, to keep your head
Let me explain
I don't know if you'll heal again
When I've your brain
Hey Claire, it's Sylar
Killing you guys is my mission
I'll follow up with Niki, Park-
Man, and the Haitian, Bennett too
You'll never know I killed them, too
I'll kill them all before I'm through
I think you're victim thirty-two
[Give or] Take a few
Oh, but there's no guarantee
Oh, with Hiro live and free
So, no series two for me
No, I won't make series three
It's been five years since Peter P
Nuked New York, put the blame on me
But since I killed his brother, I'm OK
I guess I really shouldn't care
His mother looks like Cherie Blair, but
Very soon I'll get her out the way
Young Mikah, and his dad, DL
I got them too, now you can tell
The world will never ever be the same
And I'm to blame
Hey Claire, it's Sylar
Though your life will soon be stolen
In another couple o' seconds
But the credits started rollin'
Damn it all!
Scriptwriters gonna change it all
I'd've had a ball
Oh, what will they do to me?
No invincibility?
D'Oh will Hiro have killed me?
D'Oh! he's changing history
Future history
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