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Song Parodies -> "Drive A White Van"

Original Song Title:

"Ride A White Swan"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Drive A White Van"

Parody Written by:

Phil Alexander

The Lyrics

Drivin' along all you see in your mirror
Drivin' along is the prat behind
Drivin' along six inches from your bumper
Who's driving you out of your mind

Wear a crash hat like the fellows on their mopeds
Wear a crash hat and a safety belt
Drive a white van overtaking on the inside
Drive a white van it's the white van man

Catch a brief glimpse of an a***hole in a Transit
Say a quick prayer and then hit the brake
Take a black cat and see it get run over
And in the hospital is where you'll wake


Tear along the road like a demon has possessed you
Close as you can to the car in front
Drive a white van with no traces of ability
Drive a white van it's the white van man

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Pacing: 4.8
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 11

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