Making fun of music, one song at a time. Since the year 2000.
Check out the two amIright misheard lyrics books including one book devoted to misheard lyrics of the 1980s.
(Toggle Right Side Navigation)

Song Parodies -> "Tasteless Beers"

Original Song Title:

"Wasted Years"

Original Performer:

Iron Maiden

Parody Song Title:

"Tasteless Beers"

Parody Written by:

Phil Alexander

The Lyrics

The sentiments contained in this song are not wholly shared by the author: some very fine beers are brewed abroad (especially in Belgium); however, there is nothing in the world to compare with the best British beers.
From the bar in Bonn across the seven seas
I'm travellin' on far and wide
But now it seems, foreign beers just taste like piss
And all the things I sometimes drink
Are like cold, insipid fizz

I close my eyes and think of home
Another fizzy cold pint in the night
Ain't it funny how it is,
You never miss it 'til you have to ask
For the perfect pint of ale
Hand-pulled from the cask

So understand
Don't waste your time paying
Euros for those tasteless beers
Drink up... try to stand
And realise you're supping on the greatest beers

Too much gas in my beer, and when it's in my gut
I burp and fart, endlessly
When you can't find a decent ale
You know humanity is gonna fail
And it makes me wanna cry
For all the tasteless piss I buy



[Chorus] x2

Your Vote & Comment Counts

The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to leave a comment below about this parody.

Place Your Vote

Matches Pace of
Original Song: 
How Funny: 
Overall Score: 

In order for your vote to count, you need to hit the 'Place Your Vote' button.

Voting Results

Pacing: 3.6
How Funny: 3.9
Overall Rating: 3.8

Total Votes: 13

Voting Breakdown

The following represent how many people voted for each category.

    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   1
 2   1
 3   2
 4   7
 5   2

User Comments

Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason.

The author of the parody has authorized comments, and wants YOUR feedback.

Link To This Page

The address of this page is: For help, see the examples of how to link to this page.

This is view # 1494