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Jokes:
Why did Nicko NcBrain go christian? Because god doesn't judge his nose. Submitted by: Harvey Blackwelle
| Q: What did Iron Maiden learn to paint in art school? A: Still Life. Submitted by: THomas
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| There are additional music jokes available. | |
Band Name Origins:
- Hey, Bruce Dickensen is from Manor Park, East London, and a avid West Ham fan. They chose the name because West Ham Utd are known as the IRONS (also the hammers) and IRON MAIDEN sounded like a good metal name, incorporating "the Irons". Submitted by: Geforce
- Although there was a torturing device kown as the iron maiden, the band's name was more directly taken from the 1939 movie "The Man In The Iron Mask." (Source: alt.rock-n-roll.metal.ironmaiden FAQ) Submitted by: Bill M.
Stupid Band Names:
- I wouldn't want to be known as a medieval torture device Submitted by: Rychendroll
Vainity Songs:
Song Name | Comments & Submitter Name |
| "Iron Maiden" | and the album it was on was named "Iron Maiden" too! No fooling. - Chandi |
New Song Names:
Original Song Name | New Song Name | Submitter Name |
| "Run To The Pills" | "Run To The Hills" | heavy metal |
| "Jenkins Barn" | "Genghis Khan" | Ollie |
| "The Neighbour of the Beast" | "The Number of the Beast" | Martin |
| "Great Fukkin Pills" | "Run To The Hills" | Jesus |
Literally Impossible Song Titles:
Song/Performer | Comment | Submitter Name |
| "Remember Tomorrow," | You can't remember something that hasn't happened | Stephen Harris |
Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:
Song & Band Name | Song & Band Name | |
| "What Should I Do?," Fabolous | "Run To The Hills," Iron Maiden | |
| "Don't Let It End," Styx | "Run For the Hills," Iron Maiden | |
| "Does Anybody Really Know What Time It Is?," Chicago | "Two Minutes To Midnight," Iron Maiden | |
| "What's Your Number?," Cypress Hill | "Number of the Beast," Iron Maiden | |
| There are additional songs titles that answer other songs available. | ||
Remove a Letter From a Song Title:
"Fear Of The Ark" originally "Fear Of The Dark"
Yvette Bristle
"Can I Lay With Madness" originally "Can I Play With Madness"
Kevin
"Can I Ply With Madness" originally "Can I Play With Madness"
Kevin
"Can I Pay With Madness" originally "Can I Play With Madness"
Kevin
"Run To The Ills" originally "Run To The Hills"
Dr. Who Am I
There are additional song titles with a letter removed available.
Add a Letter to a Song Title:
"Stranger In A Strangle Land" originally "Stranger In A Strange Land"
Iris Green
"The Wicker Moan" originally "The Wicker Man"
Peter
"Run To The Chills" originally "Run To The Hills"
Mitch
"Runt To The Hills" originally "Run To The Hills"
Dobbs
"Rung To The Hills" originally "Run To The Hills"
Dobbs
There are additional song titles with a letter added available.
Change a Letter:
"Hallowed Be Thy Fame" originally "Hallowed Be Thy Name"
Peter
"Hallowed Be Thy Game" originally "Hallowed Be Thy Name"
Peter
"Hollowed Be Thy Name" originally "Hallowed Be Thy Name"
Peter
"Stronger In A Strange Land" originally "Stranger In A Strange Land"
Lydia Helton
"The Wicker Map" originally "The Wicker Man"
Not of much use for directions.
Peter
There are additional song titles with a letter changed available.
Song Parody Lyrics:
Original Song Name | Parody Song Name | Parody Author |
| "Run To The Hills" | "King of the Hill" | Danny Mew |
| "These Colours Don't Run" | "This Country Ain't Garth" | Edward Genereux |
| "Powerslave" | "Bibleman" | Edward Genereux |
| "Hallowed Be Thy Name" | "Rebecca Black Is to Blame" | Edward Genereux |
| "2 Minutes to Midnight" | "2 Minutes to Seven (16 July 1988--Penultimate Solid Gold)" | Edward Genereux |
| "Aces High" | "Solid Gold" | Edward Genereux |
| "Run to the Hills" | "A Different View Pt. 13: The Killer Rabbit" | Dylan Baranski |
| "Seventh Son of the Seventh Son" | "Sixth Man of the Phoenix Suns" | Tokusou Sentai Blessranger |
| "The Trooper" | "The User" | Airrider |
| "Powerslave" | "Powerdeck" | TheAnswerIsNo |
There are additional song parodies available. | ||
Songs for Commercials, That Haven't Been Done Yet:
Song Name | Product | Submittor |
| The Wicker Man | Basket Weaving | tictacs941 |
| Run To The Hills | Sport Shoes | Worawat |
| Aces High | Any Casino | Big Mark |
| No More Lies/No More Lice | Bug Repellant | Dr. Angelo |
| The Number Of The Beast | Occult Store | dried flowers |
| There are additional commercials that haven't been done yet available. | ||
Bad Choices for On Hold Music:
Song Name | Company/Organization | Submittor |
| Run to the Hills | Native American Reservation | weathergirl123 |
| Fear Of The Dark | Lighting Repair | brainstem |
| Number of the Beast | Church | nightrain express |
| Run To The Hills | Teletubbies | Mewtwo |
| Virus | Microsoft | Anna Buehnenheim |
| There are additional on hold music ideas available. | ||
Songs for Duets, That Haven't Been Done Yet:
First Band/Song Name | Second Band/Song Name | New Song Name | Submittor |
| Spice Up Your Life Spice Girls | Aces High Iron Maiden | Spice Up Your Aces High British dance pop + British heavy metal - A match! | Scotty Dangerously |
| Born To Run Bruce Springsteen | Run To The Hills Iron Maiden | Born To Run To The Hills | Mark |
| I'll Follow The Sun The Beatles | Flight Of Icarus Iron Maiden | I'll Follow The Sun Flight Of Icarus Famous last words. | Lynne O'Leahy-Cassid |
| Black Hole Sun Soundgarden | Flight Of Icarus Iron Maiden | Black Hole Sun Flight Of Icarus Or so it might as well have been. | Lynne O'Leahy-Cassid |
| There are additional duets that haven't been done yet available. | |||
If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be:
Iron Wine and a Maiden
Iron and Wine combined with Iron Maiden
Instant fun!
Submitted By: Damian
Five Iron Maiden Frenzy
Five Iron Frenzy combined with Iron Maiden
Submitted By: Chris Caldwell
Molly Maiden
Molly Hatchet combined with Iron Maiden
Heavy metal housekeepers.
Submitted By: Rob
Phair Maiden
Liz Phair combined with Iron Maiden
If Liz Phair joined this band, she'd be a Phair Maiden!
Submitted By: Rocky
There are additional Iron Maiden Combined Groups that haven't been done yet available.
Misheard Lyrics:
"Number of the Beast"
Misheard Lyrics: Were they reflections of my woman staring back at me?
Original Lyrics: Were they reflections of my warped mind staring back at me?
| "Can I Play with Madness"
Misheard Lyrics: Your souls gonna burn in a liquor fire
Original Lyrics: Your souls gonna burn in the lake of fire
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"Innocent Exile"
Misheard Lyrics: Mama I'm so anti
Nothing to live for Mind's eye all confusion Sodify the law. Original Lyrics: My life is so empty
Nothing to live for Mind is all confusion 'Cos I defied the law. | "Rime of the Ancient Mariner"
Misheard Lyrics: Through the fucking ice
Original Lyrics: Through the fog and ice
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| There are additional misheard lyrics available. | |
Misheard Lyrics Stories:
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"Number Of The Beast"
Misheard Lyrics: I can't go on
I watched him mow the lawn. Original Lyrics: I can't go on
I must inform the law. |
Story about this misheard lyric by: Aunt of Nadine and Val My nieces heard this while playing "Guitar Hero" and when my brother-in-law informed them that he was going to go mow the lawn, they said to him, "Just have the beast do it!!" |
| There are additional misheard stories available. | |
Funniest Song Lyrics:
"22 Acacia Avenue"
The Funny Lyrics: Stop all this screwing!
Why They're Funny: Basically this whole song is directed at Charlotte the Harlot, a prostitute and trying to get her to 'mend her ways', so to speak. It's just a very funny line.
Submitted by: Metalgirl162002
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Repetitive Song Lyrics:
"Run to the Hills"
The Repetitive Lyrics: Run to the Hills, Run for your lives
Why They're Repetitive: For the first, last, and ONLY time, this is not a damn Megadeth song!!!!!
Submitted by: ironman
| "Out Of The Silent Planet"
The Repetitive Lyrics: Out of the silent planet
Why They're Repetitive: Fair enough it's a good song, but it has surely the king of all repetitive lyrics. In the space of 6 and a half minutes, Bruce manages to sing 'Out of the silent planet' at least 34 times...
Submitted by: Will Garner
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| There are additional repetitive lyrics available. | |
Nonsensical Song Lyrics:
"Can I Play With Madness"
The Nonsensical Lyrics: You're blind, too blind to see
Why They're Nonsensical: Being unable to see is sort of covered by blind
Submitted by: scrumpton
| "Wasted Years"
The Nonsensical Lyrics: Ain't it funny how it is,
you never miss it 'til it's one away Why They're Nonsensical: It's not funny at all - of course you don't miss things before they go away. Do you miss things you still have??
Submitted by: Will Garner
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Misrhymed Song Lyrics:
"Hallowed Be Thy Name"
The Misrhymed Lyrics: As The Guards March Me out To The Courtyard
Somebody Cries From A Cell 'God Be With You' Why They're Misrhymed: it doesnt rhyme
Submitted by: AMiRONG8
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Song Lyrics That Mention Brand Name Products:
"Holy Smoke"
The Lyrics: Think they'll have a Lincoln for their bed
Product Brand Name: Licoln
Submitted by: Mihir
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Song Title Space Change:
"Bring Your Daughter Tot -- He's Laughter" originally "Bring Your Daughter To The Slaughter"
Submitted by: Iris Green
"Die With Your Boot, Son" originally "Die With Your Boots On"
Submitted by: Yvette Bristle
"Bring Your Daughter Tot -- He Slaughter" originally "Bring Your Daughter To The Slaughter"
Submitted by: Ruby Spinel
"Runt O' The Hills" originally "Run To The Hills"
Submitted by: Natasha Bly
Band Name Anagrams:
In Maori Den Submitted by: Buffalo Bill Codependent
I moan in red Submitted by: James d
im one drain Submitted by: James d
I am ion nerd Submitted by: James Basser
I'm Rained On Submitted by: Josh
There are additional Band Name Anagrams available.
Song Title Anagrams:
"Saw Yard Tees" originally "Wasted Years"
Submitted by: Candy Welty
"Sad Wet Years" originally "Wasted Years"
Submitted by: Candy Welty
"A Strawy Seed" originally "Wasted Years"
Submitted by: Candy Welty
"Sway Red Seat" originally "Wasted Years"
Submitted by: Candy Welty
"Sad Stray Ewe" originally "Wasted Years"
Submitted by: Candy Welty
There are additional Song Title Anagrams available.
Real Places Mentioned in Songs:
"22 Acacia Avenue"
The Lyrics: If you're feeling down, depressed and lonely, I know a place that we can go, 22 Acacia Avenue, Meet a lady that I know.
Why: Acacia Avenue/Road/Street etc. is a term used to describe a typical London suburb (e.g. Bananaman lived at 29 Acacia Road.) The person in the song was a friend of Bruce Dickinson, Maiden's lead singer, and a, er, prostitute.
Submitted by: Jakko Wakko
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Super Long Pop Songs:
"Rime of the Ancient Mariner" Length: 13:36
One of those typically long songs from an old-school metal band.
Submitted by: Sean Smith
Song Title Acrostics:
POM: "Piece Of Mind"
Submitted by: Hardrock
Song Title Spoonerisms:
"Thine Of Sea Cross" originally "Sign Of The Cross"
Submitted by: Janis Ian Fleming
Names as a Word Bank:
I ran in a Maids Diamond Den Submitted by: Chazm
Mean mad red midair demon moaned in inane manner in one reindeer ear; made eerie din. Submitted by: Meredith Corpening
I earn maiden Submitted by: Jonathan S.
See, they attract girls and "I earn" sounds like..
Hidden Messages:
"The Number of the Beast"
Another Derek Riggs addition on the cover. Look very closely at the people dancing in the flames--Not all are dancing. There are quite a few there in various sexual positions.
Submitted by: Heather Loeffler
"Powerslave"
The old Derek Riggs Maiden covers always have something hidden. The Powerslave cover has Mickey Mouse in the hieroglyphs. You have to look very closely and carefully for it. It is located in the bottom right corner just above the sphinx on the left and beneath the first jackal. Either check it out on the original vinyl or on the cd cover (you'll need good eyes or a magnifying glass). You might see it on a very good scan on the web.
Submitted by: Heather Loeffler
What A Band is Best Known For (aside from their music):
"Being a punchline in a movie."
In "Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure", the titular pair are in medieval England when they're captured by the King's men. The king orders that they be put in the iron maiden. Thinking he means the band, Bill and Ted yell "Excellent!"
Submitted by: Brian Kelly
Products Bands Should Endorse Based on Their Name:
Torture Devices
Thats what an Iron Maiden is
Submitted by: Rychendroll
Irons or Maid Service
Submitted by: Hardrock
Missing Parts:
"22 Acacia Avenue"
No mention of other addresses
Submitted by: Rychendroll
