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What should you do if your date insults Iron Maiden? Run to the hills. Submitted by: Amanda
| Why did Nicko NcBrain go christian? Because god doesn't judge his nose. Submitted by: Harvey Blackwelle
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There are additional music jokes available. |
Known informally as: The Beast. Submitted by: PeartNeal
Song Name | Comments & Submitter Name |
"Iron Maiden" | and the album it was on was named "Iron Maiden" too! No fooling. - Chandi |
Song Name | Comments & Submitter Name |
"Flight Of Icarus" | The song is inspired by Greek mythology about the ill-fated flight of Icarus. But the song's title is not in the lyrics. - Hardrock Harry |
"The Prisoner" | The word "prisoner" is mentioned several times throughout the song. However, even though the word "prisoner" is preceded by "the" in the title, in the song it is preceded by "a." - Isac |
"Dance of Death" | 'Dance of the dead' is said once. 'Dance of death' is said 0 times. - Evan |
Original Song Name | New Song Name | Submitter Name |
"Bored Of The Flies" | "Lord Of The Flies" | Richard Wetfuss |
"Lord Of The Spies" | "Lord Of The Flies" | Richard Wetfuss |
"Women In Unicorn" | "Women In Uniform" | D. Melody Dole, MD |
"Revolutions" | "Revelations" | Marlene L. Ram |
"Run To The Pills" | "Run To The Hills" | heavy metal |
There are additional new song names available. |
Song/Performer | Comment | Submitter Name |
"The Number Of The Beast," | Beasts aren't given numbers. | Peter |
"Dance Of Death," | If you are dead you don't dance. | Peter |
"Remember Tomorrow," | You can't remember something that hasn't happened | Stephen Harris |
Song & Band Name | Song & Band Name | |
"Where's Captain Kirk?," Spizzenergi | "Caught Somewhere In Time," Iron Maiden | |
"Feel Like a Number," Bob Seger | "The Prisoner," Iron Maiden | |
"Watching TV," Roger Waters | "The Prisoner," Iron Maiden | |
"Warrior," Wishbone Ash | "Genghis Khan," Iron Maiden | |
There are additional songs titles that answer other songs available. |
Original Song Name | Parody Song Name | Parody Author |
"The Rime of the Ancient Mariner" | "The Rise of the Great Paul Marine" | Grandpa |
"The Rime of the Ancient Mariner" | "The Rise of the Great Paul Mariner" | Grandpa |
"2 Minutes to Midnight" | "Who Visits at Midnight?" | the_conqueror_of_parodies |
"The Number of The Beast" | "Coast City Comics" | Goggleboy |
"The Trooper" | "The Scooper" | Luis Matias |
"2 Minutes to Midnight" | "2 Minutes to Christmas" | Dylan Baranski |
"Fear of the Dark" | "Fear of the Duck" | Grandpa |
"Hallowed Be Thy Name" | "Harold Be Thy Name" | Grandpa (artist formerly known as Rik Goldsmith) |
"Run To The Hills" | "Run To The Drills" | Fack Sabbath |
"The Trooper" | "The Vigilante" | Dylan Baranski |
There are additional song parodies available. |
Song Name | Product | Submittor |
The Wicker Man | Basket Weaving | tictacs941 |
Run To The Hills | Sport Shoes | Worawat |
Aces High | Any Casino | Big Mark |
No More Lies/No More Lice | Bug Repellant | Dr. Angelo |
The Number Of The Beast | Occult Store | dried flowers |
There are additional commercials that haven't been done yet available. |
Song Name | Company/Organization | Submittor |
Run to the Hills | Native American Reservation | weathergirl123 |
Fear Of The Dark | Lighting Repair | brainstem |
Number of the Beast | Church | nightrain express |
Run To The Hills | Teletubbies | Mewtwo |
Virus | Microsoft | Anna Buehnenheim |
There are additional on hold music ideas available. |
First Band/Song Name | Second Band/Song Name | New Song Name | Submittor |
You Better Run Pat Benatar | Run To The Hills Iron Maiden | You Better Run To The Hills | Sheila Oh |
Keep On Running Journey | Run To The Hills Iron Maiden | Keep On Running To The Hills | G |
Spice Up Your Life Spice Girls | Aces High Iron Maiden | Spice Up Your Aces High British dance pop + British heavy metal - A match! | Scotty Dangerously |
Born To Run Bruce Springsteen | Run To The Hills Iron Maiden | Born To Run To The Hills | Mark |
There are additional duets that haven't been done yet available. |
There are additional Iron Maiden Combined Groups that haven't been done yet available.
"Bring Your Daughter to the Slaughter"
Misheard Lyrics: Threw lovely lipstick on your leather
Fight the pillow, make no sound If there's some living to be done Before your light becomes your tomb (Later) So pick up your foolish bride (Later) Fetch a doughnut Original Lyrics: True love and lipstick on your linen
Bite the pillow, make no sound If there's some living to be done Before your life becomes your tomb (Later) So pick up your foolish pride (Later) Fetch your daughter | "Flight of Icarus"
Misheard Lyrics: Fly on your way, like a N**ger,
Fly as high as the sun Original Lyrics: Fly on your way, like an eagle
Fly as high as the sun |
"Number of the Beast"
Misheard Lyrics: In the mist, dark niggers move and twist
Original Lyrics: In the mist, dark figures move and twist
| "Murders in the Rue Morgue"
Misheard Lyrics: Murders in the Rue Morgue
Someone call the jungle Original Lyrics: Murders in the Rue Morgue
Someone call the gendarmes. |
There are additional misheard lyrics available. |
"Alexander the Great"
Misheard Lyrics: Near to the east, in a part of ancient Greece,
In an ancient land called Macedonia, Was born a son, to be the master; The legend, his name, was Alexander. Original Lyrics: Near to the east, in a part of ancient Greece,
In an ancient land called Macedonia, Was born a son, to Philip of Macedon; The legend, his name, was Alexander. |
Story about this misheard lyric by: Christopher Tuggy I first heard this song on a copied cassette and my friends and I wrote down the lyrics as best we could decipher them. It wasn't until years later when I finally bought the album and saw the lyrics that I realized I had been singing it wrong all that time. |
There are additional misheard stories available. |
"22 Acacia Avenue"
The Funny Lyrics: Stop all this screwing!
Why They're Funny: Basically this whole song is directed at Charlotte the Harlot, a prostitute and trying to get her to 'mend her ways', so to speak. It's just a very funny line.
Submitted by: Metalgirl162002
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"Run to the Hills"
The Repetitive Lyrics: Run to the Hills, Run for your lives
Why They're Repetitive: For the first, last, and ONLY time, this is not a damn Megadeth song!!!!!
Submitted by: ironman
| "Out Of The Silent Planet"
The Repetitive Lyrics: Out of the silent planet
Why They're Repetitive: Fair enough it's a good song, but it has surely the king of all repetitive lyrics. In the space of 6 and a half minutes, Bruce manages to sing 'Out of the silent planet' at least 34 times...
Submitted by: Will Garner
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There are additional repetitive lyrics available. |
"Can I Play With Madness"
The Nonsensical Lyrics: You're blind, too blind to see
Why They're Nonsensical: Being unable to see is sort of covered by blind
Submitted by: scrumpton
| "Wasted Years"
The Nonsensical Lyrics: Ain't it funny how it is,
you never miss it 'til it's one away Why They're Nonsensical: It's not funny at all - of course you don't miss things before they go away. Do you miss things you still have??
Submitted by: Will Garner
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"Hallowed Be Thy Name"
The Misrhymed Lyrics: As The Guards March Me out To The Courtyard
Somebody Cries From A Cell 'God Be With You' Why They're Misrhymed: it doesnt rhyme
Submitted by: AMiRONG8
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"Holy Smoke"
The Lyrics: Think they'll have a Lincoln for their bed
Product Brand Name: Licoln
Submitted by: Mihir
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"22 Acacia Avenue"
The Lyrics: If you're feeling down, depressed and lonely, I know a place that we can go, 22 Acacia Avenue, Meet a lady that I know.
Why: Acacia Avenue/Road/Street etc. is a term used to describe a typical London suburb (e.g. Bananaman lived at 29 Acacia Road.) The person in the song was a friend of Bruce Dickinson, Maiden's lead singer, and a, er, prostitute.
Submitted by: Jakko Wakko
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