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Song Parodies -> "2 Minutes to Christmas"

Original Song Title:

"2 Minutes to Midnight"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Iron Maiden

Parody Song Title:

"2 Minutes to Christmas"

Parody Written by:

Dylan Baranski

The Lyrics

I realize I slacked on "Heavy Metal Christmas" last year, but here it is, back in full force! Enjoy the parody, and Merry Christmas!
Deck the halls and flood the malls,
So jolly is this season.
Now Santa Claus, he ends his pause
‘Cause Christmas is the reason.
Girls and boys, they all want toys
They should be good and sleeping.
If they’re bad, then there’s coal to be had
And then they will be weeping.

Dasher, Dancer, Vixen and Prancer,
Comet, Cupid, Donner and Blitzen.
Rudolph guides again over snowy plains,
Will St. Nick get those gifts in on time?

2 minutes to Christmas,
A time of reverie.
2 minutes to Christmas
To put the presents ‘neath the tree.

Now Santa’s stout, but he’s got no doubt,
He’ll show the unbelievers.
The reindeer games shan’t be in vain,
‘Cause they’re all overachievers!
As the seasons change, the sleigh bells ring,
The shoppers fill their carts up.
They oil the gears of the toy machines,
And eggnog fills up their cups.

Dasher, Dancer, Vixen and Prancer,
Comet, Cupid, Donner and Blitzen.
Rudolph guides again over snowy plains,
Will St. Nick get those gifts in on time?

2 minutes to Christmas,
A time of reverie.
2 minutes to Christmas
To put the presents ‘neath the tree.

[guitar solo]

The stockings stuffed, the children chuffed,
The parents join in, too.
And the candied yams and the big glazed hams
They wait to be eaten by you.
As the carolers sing their songs of cheer,
By Bing and many others,
All the world’s a snow-covered stage
For joyful kids, dads and mothers.

Dasher, Dancer, Vixen and Prancer,
Comet, Cupid, Donner and Blitzen.
Rudolph guides again over snowy plains,
Will St. Nick get those gifts in on time?

2 minutes to Christmas,
A time of reverie.
2 minutes to Christmas
To put the presents ‘neath the tree.

[x2]
Christmas,
Christmas,
Christmas,
For all us!

Christmas,
For us!
Copyright 2020 by Dylan Baranski GmbH S.p.A. Inc. Misuse is punishable by being killed and maimed.

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