What? Somebody said "Fag"? (Fag fag, faggoty fag)
He said "Fag" (Fag fag, faggoty fag)
Who said "Fag"? (Fag fag, faggoty fag)
He said "Fag" (Fag fag, faggoty fag)
Jerry Lewis - did he say that: "Fag"?

(Fag) A row from nothing doesn't make much sense
(Fag) Watching a telethon to take offence

(He said "Fag") It ain't as though he's an offensive bloke
(Fag) For sixty years he's been telling that joke
Now it seems that people want their Lewis spit-roast
Yeah, for just one slip-up Jerry Lewis is toast


(Fag) It seems Americans, they just don't get
(Fag) That the word "Fag" it means a cigarette
(He said "Fag") Was he suggesting maybe having a smoke?
(Fag) I guess that smokin' now's beyond a joke

Listenin' again, did he say "Fat"?
Critics have been vicious
And I don't get that


When he said that, seems he had to be
On a sixteen-hour gig for kiddies' charity
Now the knives are out, like he's some abortion
Why can't they find themselves some sense of proportion?


He said "Fag" (Fag fag, faggoty fag)
He said "Fag" (Fag fag, faggoty fag)
Who said "Fag"? (Fag fag, faggoty fag)
He said "Fag" (Fag fag, faggoty fag)
Jerry Lewis - did he say that: "Fag"?


Lewis, get out of here !


When I was young it used to be such a treat
Because a "faggot" is spicy (usually pork) meat
Now from the screamin' and hollerin' loud
I'm gone and found it's a word no longer allowed


He said "Fag" (Fag fag, faggoty fag)
Who said "Fag"? (Fag fag, faggoty fag)
He said "Fag" (Fag fag, faggoty fag)
He said "Fag" (Fag fag, faggoty fag)

Can you take the piss?
No, not like that:
"Fag"