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Song Parodies -> "Desecrated Follower of Satan"

Original Song Title:

"Dedicated Follower of Fashion"

Original Performer:

The Kinks

Parody Song Title:

"Desecrated Follower of Satan"

Parody Written by:

Phil Alexander

The Lyrics

Having done my best to lampoon Christianity, Judaism and Islam, I think it's time to turn to some of the sillier religions...
He spends his days, he spends his nights
A game of chants, writing wrong rites
A poor pathetic parasite who wants to go to Hell
'cause he's a desecrated follower of Satan

And in his room he's built a shrine
To evil things, all nasty kinds
But just in case his mum comes in, it's underneath the bed
'cause he's a mostly harmless follower of Satan

Oh yes he is (oh yes he is), oh yes he is (oh yes he is).
He thinks that he'll get power from the Devil
But when he went to Star Wars, started worshipping the Sith
'cause he's a pretty brainless follower of Satan

Oh yes he is (oh yes he is), oh yes he is (oh yes he is).
There's one thing that he loves and that is Old Nick
Also known as Ahriman, Beelzebub or Dis
And he's got dedicated followers has Satan

He spends his days, he spends his nights
In cat or chick-en sacrifice
And calling for the dark Satanic army to march on,
Yeah, he's a pretty lonely follower of Satan

Oh yes he is (oh yes he is), oh yes he is (oh yes he is).
His world is built 'round sacrificial rituals
This power-seeking individual thinks he deals in death
'cause he's a necromantic follower of Satan

Oh yes he is (oh yes he is), oh yes he is (oh yes he is).
He wants to chop and top a human sacrifice
He tried to find a virgin, but the only one's himself
'cause he's a dedicated follower of Satan
He's a deadicated follower of Satan
He's a decapitated follower of Satan

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Pacing: 4.9
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Kristof Robertson - June 02, 2005 - Report this comment
666-111 pentangles for you, Be-Phil-zebub!
alvin rhodes - June 02, 2005 - Report this comment
these lyrics to that jaunty melody was hellishly funny
Rick C - June 02, 2005 - Report this comment
Hellishly humorous! 555
John Barry - June 02, 2005 - Report this comment
Excellent alliteration and wordplay. I'd give ya 666, but the most allowed is 555.
Melhi - June 02, 2005 - Report this comment
What??? No comments blasting you for having the audacity to ridicule someone's religion? No ones from the "religion is sacred, how dare you?" crowd? *quelle shock*

Btw, love this!
Meriadoc - June 02, 2005 - Report this comment
Oy! (le) Vey!
The Church Lady - June 02, 2005 - Report this comment
Now who could----oh, never mind, 555!
Phil Alexander - June 03, 2005 - Report this comment
:-) ... or would ]:-) (smiley with horns on) be more appropriate? Thank you all.
Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd - June 03, 2005 - Report this comment
You mean like this: >:-)

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