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Band Name Origins:

  • Ray Davies says that not only did it sound unpleasant like a kink in your back (he's always been obsessed with the idea of no one liking the Kinks), the shortest names were always printed bigger on show bills. The Kinks were second in shortness only to the Who. Submitted by: mike

Song Titles Not Used as Lyrics:

Song Name
Comments & Submitter Name
"Two Sisters"This song should be known as 'Jealous of her Sister'. - Paul Warren

New Band Names:

New Name
Why It's Better
Submitter Name
The StinksI like 'em, but making fun of the name is cool.Bob

New Song Names:

Original Song Name
New Song Name
Submitter Name
"Gas Money ""Low Budget"Adam
"You really got Fleas""You really got me"Nice Bob

Literally Impossible Song Titles:

Song/Performer
Comment
Submitter Name
"Teenagers From Mars,"When have any left Mars to be "from" there?Karen Smith

Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:

Song & Band Name
Song & Band Name
"Dressed For Success," Roxette"Dedicated Follower Of Fashion," The Kinks
"Wait," The Beatles"Tired Of Waiting For You," The Kinks
"I Love Makin' Love To You," Evie Sands"All Day And All Of The Night," The Kinks
"Sharp Dressed Man," ZZ Top"Dedicated Follower Of Fashion," The Kinks
There are additional songs titles that answer other songs available.

Remove a Letter From a Song Title:

"Tired Of Waiting Or You" originally "Tired Of Waiting For You"
Not sure which I'm tired of -- waiting, or you!
Adrienne Schnell
"Village Green Reservation Society" originally "Village Green Preservation Society"
Arlene Titshaw

Add a Letter to a Song Title:

"Seek My Friend" originally "See My Friend"
Samantha Wayland
"Comet Dancing" originally "Come Dancing"
Can comets dance?
Samantha Wayland
"Tart Lover" originally "Art Lover"
Kara Oke
"Part Lover" originally "Art Lover"
Kara Oke
"Mart Lover" originally "Art Lover"
Kara Oke

There are additional song titles with a letter added available.

Change a Letter:

"Zola" originally "Lola"
Brian
"Loma" originally "Lola"
Serafina
"Loca" originally "Lola"
Serafina
"Fatter Christmas" originally "Father Christmas"
Unfortunate side effect of that holiday?
Peter
"Celluloid Zeroes" originally "Celluloid Heroes"
Mac

There are additional song titles with a letter changed available.

Song Parody Lyrics:

Original Song Name
Parody Song Name
Parody Author
"Lola""DOMA"Bob Gomez
"You Really Got Me""I Really Can't See"Tony Wiseguy
"Dedicated Follower of Fashion""Dead Ex-kiddie Fondler is Savile"Phil Alexander
"A Well Respected Man""A Well Erected Man"Merry & Pippin
"All Day And All Of The Night""Wilbur and Orville Wright"Adam J Smith
"A Well Respected Man""A Self-erected Man"Onan the Barfarian
"Tired Of Waiting For You""Tired Of Waiting To Poo"Vegan Minstrel
"Low Budget""No Budget"Steve Kalafut
"Lola""Nova"Michael Pacholek
"Animals in the Zoo""Hitler’s SS during World War II"Robert D. Arndt Jr.

There are additional Kinks song parodies available.

Songs for Commercials, That Haven't Been Done Yet:

Song Name
Product
Submittor
Have A Cuppa TeaTetley TeaHarryMay
Hay FeverClaritinHarryMay
Do You Wish To Be A Man?Sex Change ClinicHarryMay
Tired Of Waiting For YouAlka-Seltzer MedicinesMike Hack

Bad Choices for On Hold Music:

Song Name
Company/Organization
Submittor
A Well-Respected ManJohn Edwards's Answering Machinecarly_carlz
Dead End StreetDebt Collection AgencyFussBudgetVanPelt
State of ConfusionCalifornia Chamber of Congressbritrock
Acute Schizophrenia Paranoia BluesNAMI (National Alliance for the Mentally Ill)HarryMay
Low BudgetThe Pittsburgh Penguins Hockey Teamprince jellyfish
There are additional on hold music ideas available.

Songs for Duets, That Haven't Been Done Yet:

First Band/Song Name
Second Band/Song Name
New Song Name
Submittor
A World Without Heroes
   Kiss
Celluloid Heroes
   Kinks
A World Without Celluloid Heroes
Sutch
So Sick
   Ne-Yo
Tired Of Waiting For You
   The Kinks
So Sick And Tired Of Waiting For You
Modern r&b meets classic rock.
Me
My Name Is
   Eminem
Lola
   The Kinks
My Name Is Lola
Raphael
Everybody Loves A Clown
   Gary Lewis & The Playboys
Death Of A Clown
   Kinks
Everybody Loves The Death Of A Clown
hec
There are additional duets that haven't been done yet available.

If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be:

Kink 182
Blink 182 combined with The Kinks
Submitted By: nally
Kink Floyd
The Kinks combined with Pink Floyd
Both are British classic rock bands!
Submitted By: Barb Dwyer
Kinks In The Machine
The Kinks combined with Rage Against The Machine
Submitted By: Opie M.
Kinky Dee
The Kinks combined with Kiki Dee
Some people might have misidentified the second performer this way.
Submitted By: nally

There are additional Kinks Combined Groups that haven't been done yet available.

Misheard Lyrics:

"Come Dancing"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's all unnatural
Original Lyrics:
It's only natural
"State of Confusion"
Misheard Lyrics:
Should feel happy, should feel glad
I'm alone, and it can't be bad.
Original Lyrics:
Should feel happy, should feel glad
I'm alive, and it can't be bad.
"Autumn Almanac"
Misheard Lyrics:
My poor romantic back
Yes yes I ought to, on the neck
Original Lyrics:
My poor rheumatic back
Yes, yes, it's my autumn almanac.
"Sunny Afternoon"
Misheard Lyrics:
Because I love two lips
Original Lyrics:
Because I love to live
There are additional misheard lyrics available.

Misheard Lyrics Stories:

"A Well Respected Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
But his mother knows the best about
The matter of owning snakes
Original Lyrics:
But his mother knows the best about
The matrimonial stakes

Story about this misheard lyric by: Addington

As a kid I just wondered what owning snakes had to do with being a well respected man.

There are additional misheard stories available.

Funniest Song Lyrics:

"Lola"
The Funny Lyrics:
I'm a man and so is Lola
(later..)
Girls will be boys and boys will be girls
Why They're Funny:
Isn't it just hilarious? These lines are a bit inconsistent; also, girls CAN'T be boys and vice-a-versa. I mean, yeah, that kind of stuff totally grosses some people out but I just think it's a riot!
Submitted by: Marissa
"Lola"
The Funny Lyrics:
I met her in a club down in old Soho
Where you drink champagne and it tastes just like cherry Cola
C-O-L-A 'cola'
Why They're Funny:
The guitar strumming really sounds a lot funny before he says 'I met her in a club'.
Submitted by: Mike Hack
There are additional Funny lyrics available.

Repetitive Song Lyrics:

"You Really Got Me"
The Repetitive Lyrics:
You really got me
You really got me
You really got me
Why They're Repetitive:
ummmmm yeah okay we got you ... now what do you wants us to do?
Submitted by: Skylar
"I'm Not Like Everybody Else"
The Repetitive Lyrics:
I'm Not Like Everybody Else
Why They're Repetitive:
Was Ray Davies Having A Bad Day Or What. Surely Once Is Enough Ray.
Submitted by: pete robinson

Nonsensical Song Lyrics:

"Lola"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
Girls will be boys and boys will be girls.
Why They're Nonsensical:
Girls will never be boys and boys will never be girls. Girls will always be girls and boys will always be boys. That's the way it's always been, and that's the way it's always going to be.
Submitted by: A. Person
"All Day And All Of The Night"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
The only time I feel all right is by your side
Why They're Nonsensical:
'By your side' is a *place*, not a time!
Submitted by: Bob

Misrhymed Song Lyrics:

"Sunny Afternoon"
The Misrhymed Lyrics:
Tax man's taken all my dough
Left me in my stately home
Why They're Misrhymed:
Did he take your sense of rhyme, too?
Submitted by: Doug Montgomery
 

Inappropriate Song Lyrics:

"Come Dancing"
The Inappropriate Lyrics:
Come on sister, have yourself a ball
Why They're Inappropriate:
Look at the last word in that line and then you do the math. I dig this song anyway.
Submitted by: Baby Has A Kinky Daddy
 

Dated Song Lyrics:

"A Rock 'N' Roll Fantasy"
The Dated Lyrics:
There's a guy on my block, he lives for rock
He plays records day and night
Why They're Dated:
Spin that vinyl dude! Would you ever let 2007 teenager manually set a needle down on your WHITE ALBUM? Dated. The terms 45, 33 -1/3 and 78s: All now as Dated as a Dictaphone when I was a teen. Depressed? Just put on an IPOD and walk in traffic. This song was written befor the Sony Walkman craze: Before that you had to stay in your room and either groove to your personal music collection or sulk to it.
Submitted by: Tony Cat.
 

Song Lyrics That Name Check Celebrities:

"The Village Green Preservation Society"
The Lyrics:
God save Mrs. Mop And good old Mother Riley
Who They Mention:
Mrs. Mop is a card game. Old Mother Riley refers to a music hall act in which Irish washerwoman Old Mother Riley was played by Arthur Lucan (born Arthur Towle), and his wife Kitty McShane played Old Mother Riley's daughter.
Submitted by: Joe Bloggs
"The Village Green Preservation Society"
The Lyrics:
We are the Village Green Preservation Society God save Donald Duck, vaudeville and variety
Who They Mention:
Donald Duck
Submitted by: Joe Bloggs
There are additional celebrity lyrics available.

Song Lyrics That Mention Brand Name Products:

"Lola (The original album version)"
The Lyrics:
I met her in a club down in old Soho
Where you drink Champagne
And it tastes just like Coca-Cola
Product Brand Name:
Coca-Cola
Submitted by: FussBudget
 

Song Lyrics That Mention Other Songs:

"Destroyer"
The Song Lyrics:
Met a girl named Lola, took her up to my place
Song They Mention:
"Lola", an earlier hit for the Kinks themselves!
Submitted by: Mr. Bump
 

Songs That Open With Their Titles:

"You Really Got Me"
Opening Lines:
Girl, you really got me goin', You got me so I don't know what I'm doin'.
Comments:
The Kinks are a British band, that during the years 1964 - 1965 were competing well with the Beatles and the Rolling Stones in Great Britian, but had only modest success in the States at that time. But the Kinks, or more specifically lead singer (and the writer for most of their tunes), Ray Davies (who would continue to lead the group amid several line-up changes), would continue to have chart success in both Britain and the United States and worldwide well into the 1980's (with such hits as "Lola" & "Come Dancing"). Unfortunately the Kinks have been one of those rare groups, that despite having chart success, have yet to have a #1 song on Billboard Magazine's HOT 100 charts. "You Really Got Me", originally released in August 1964 and having success in both the States and Britain, has been covered by many artists over the years, with probably the most well-known and recognizable one (at least to Classic Rock station listeners) being Van Halen's 1978 version that didn't change a thing with the lyrics.
Submitted by: Peter
 

Song Title Space Change:

"A Well Respect Ed Man" originally "A Well Respected Man"
Finally Ed gets some respect from the Kinks!
Submitted by: Peter
"Mu Swell Hillbilly" originally "Muswell Hillbilly"
How can a Greek letter swell a hillbilly?
Submitted by: Penelope Beckinsale
"No Thing to Say" originally "Nothing to Say"
Submitted by: Sutch
"You're Ally Got Me " originally "You Really Got Me"
Submitted by: George Straitjacket
"Destroy ER" originally "Destroyer"
Submitted by: George Straitjacket

Band Name Anagrams:

In KSK Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
KSK= Bundeswehr Elite Military Unit
The Skink Submitted by: Ely Kyle
A skink is a kind of lizard

Song Title Anagrams:

"Deer Story" originally "Destroyer"
Submitted by: Loree Dare
"Red Oyster" originally "Destroyer"
Submitted by: Loree Dare
"Toe Dryers" originally "Destroyer"
Submitted by: Loree Dare
"Try Sore Ed" originally "Destroyer"
Submitted by: Loree Dare
"Dryest Ore" originally "Destroyer"
Submitted by: Loree Dare

There are additional Song Title Anagrams available.

Songs That Are Banned:

"Lola"
The reason you sometimes hear "cherry cola" instead of "Coca-Cola" in some versions of this song is that the "Coca-Cola" lyric was banned by the BBC because they thought it was advertising.
Submitted by: crazydon

Song Title Acrostics:

HAD: "Have Another Drink"
Submitted by: Candy Welty
HAD: "Have Another Drink"
Submitted by: Candy Welty

Upbeat Songs With Depressing Lyrics:

"Come Dancing"
The Lyrics:
The day they knocked down the palley,
my sister stood and cried.
The day they knocked down the palley,
part of my childhood died, just died.
Why:
Looking back on how things have changed can be depressing.
Submitted by: Brian Kelly
"Low Budget"
The Lyrics:
"Were all on our uppers, were all going skint. I used to smoke cigar's, but now I suck Polo mint's"
Why:
The Kinks enjoy'd a mini-revival of sorts round about this time, and used the material Ray Davies had written about the economic sinkhole that was the average British citizen's plight, and launched a pretty profitable "Give The People What They Want" tour. Ironic
Submitted by: princejellyfish

Names as a Word Bank:

Nikki & Seth Submitted by: Rachel Blattington
The Thin Skin Hens Submitted by: Rachel Blattington

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