Song Parodies -> Fridge Odour Troubled Walter
| Original Song Title: | "Bridge Over Troubled Water" |
| Original Performer: | Simon and Garfunkel |
| Parody Song Title: | "Fridge Odour Troubled Walter" |
| Parody Written by: | Phil Alexander |
Hmm.... maybe the less said the better
Walter's Kitchen: something smells
The stench of putrefying vegetables
Oh, how it hums when you open the fridge
And goo is all around
Though the fridge odour troubled Walter
He won't clean around
Though the fridge odour troubled Walter
It's all yucky brown
It's evolving
Its brain is complete
It's lying there in wait
Waiting for you (ooh)
Take you apart, oh, when darkness comes
With acid all around
Though the fridge odour troubled Walter
Now he lies face down
Though the fridge odour troubled Walter
Guess he's gonna drown
(brief instrumental interlude as Walter's digested)
Come on cleaning girl
Come on by
Your time has come to die
All your screams go unnoticed
See how they dine
Oh, if you feel afraid
It's coming up behind
Though the fridge odour troubled Walter
Now it moves around
Though the fridge odour troubled Walter
And it heads downtown...
The stench of putrefying vegetables
Oh, how it hums when you open the fridge
And goo is all around
Though the fridge odour troubled Walter
He won't clean around
Though the fridge odour troubled Walter
It's all yucky brown
It's evolving
Its brain is complete
It's lying there in wait
Waiting for you (ooh)
Take you apart, oh, when darkness comes
With acid all around
Though the fridge odour troubled Walter
Now he lies face down
Though the fridge odour troubled Walter
Guess he's gonna drown
(brief instrumental interlude as Walter's digested)
Come on cleaning girl
Come on by
Your time has come to die
All your screams go unnoticed
See how they dine
Oh, if you feel afraid
It's coming up behind
Though the fridge odour troubled Walter
Now it moves around
Though the fridge odour troubled Walter
And it heads downtown...
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Phil, with what's inside your fridge and what's on top of mine, we would make a most disgusting pair.
Phil - I liked how you varied your chorus.
The 'putrefying vegetables' was very well put together.
:-)
Royce - say, what's on top of *your* fridge?
JJ - it would have got very boring if I hadn't
Steven - thanks, I was quite pleased with that one :-)
Royce - say, what's on top of *your* fridge?
JJ - it would have got very boring if I hadn't
Steven - thanks, I was quite pleased with that one :-)
Fantastic!
This science project gets the Nobel Prize!
Excellent! I like how the "cleaning girl" part comes in. Ha.
I can't believe I haven't commented on this yet. This may be the best parody title ever. You've utterly ruined the original for me.
(ABC) The first two lines are absolutely hilarious. I laughed at them the whole way.
(ABC) Funny!!! Weird like I like to read. :D 5's
Paul Simon always said that since he wrote the third verse long after the first two, it never "fit in ", and he wasn't proud of it. You've corrected that problem, it follows a logical plot and conclusion.
Hotfiya
(ABC) It was probably Johnny's parsley... :-O 5-5-5.
(ABC) See above......love the synchronicity with my "Feet of Mold" parody......two dirty-fridge parodies in the same ABC-Week!
fabulous stuff .. also loved the "putrefying vegetables" line...
Well done fitting the title.
Phil, this is awesome. Your not making my choice for the ABC's easy here. Give my regards to Walter, if you see him face-up.
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