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Song Parodies -> "Fridge Odour Troubled Walter"

Original Song Title:

"Bridge Over Troubled Water"

Original Performer:

Simon and Garfunkel

Parody Song Title:

"Fridge Odour Troubled Walter"

Parody Written by:

Phil Alexander

The Lyrics

Hmm.... maybe the less said the better
Walter's Kitchen: something smells
The stench of putrefying vegetables
Oh, how it hums when you open the fridge
And goo is all around
Though the fridge odour troubled Walter
He won't clean around
Though the fridge odour troubled Walter
It's all yucky brown

It's evolving
Its brain is complete
It's lying there in wait
Waiting for you (ooh)
Take you apart, oh, when darkness comes
With acid all around
Though the fridge odour troubled Walter
Now he lies face down
Though the fridge odour troubled Walter
Guess he's gonna drown

(brief instrumental interlude as Walter's digested)

Come on cleaning girl
Come on by
Your time has come to die
All your screams go unnoticed
See how they dine
Oh, if you feel afraid
It's coming up behind
Though the fridge odour troubled Walter
Now it moves around
Though the fridge odour troubled Walter
And it heads downtown...

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Royce Miller - June 03, 2003 - Report this comment
Phil, with what's inside your fridge and what's on top of mine, we would make a most disgusting pair.
John Jenkins - June 03, 2003 - Report this comment
Phil - I liked how you varied your chorus.
Steven Cavanagh - June 04, 2003 - Report this comment
The 'putrefying vegetables' was very well put together.
Phil Alexander - June 04, 2003 - Report this comment
:-)
Royce - say, what's on top of *your* fridge?
JJ - it would have got very boring if I hadn't
Steven - thanks, I was quite pleased with that one :-)
Charlie Decker - September 13, 2003 - Report this comment
Fantastic!
Johnny D - October 27, 2003 - Report this comment
This science project gets the Nobel Prize!
DarthPaul85 - December 02, 2003 - Report this comment
Excellent! I like how the "cleaning girl" part comes in. Ha.
Spaff.com - December 30, 2003 - Report this comment
I can't believe I haven't commented on this yet. This may be the best parody title ever. You've utterly ruined the original for me.
Loosekanen (The Armstrong) - May 31, 2004 - Report this comment
(ABC) The first two lines are absolutely hilarious. I laughed at them the whole way.
Adagio - May 31, 2004 - Report this comment
(ABC) Funny!!! Weird like I like to read. :D 5's
Rick D - June 02, 2004 - Report this comment
Paul Simon always said that since he wrote the third verse long after the first two, it never "fit in ", and he wasn't proud of it. You've corrected that problem, it follows a logical plot and conclusion.
BLO-TOWN - June 02, 2004 - Report this comment
Hotfiya
Meriadoc - June 03, 2004 - Report this comment
(ABC) It was probably Johnny's parsley... :-O 5-5-5.
Johnny D - June 04, 2004 - Report this comment
(ABC) See above......love the synchronicity with my "Feet of Mold" parody......two dirty-fridge parodies in the same ABC-Week!
martha - June 06, 2004 - Report this comment
fabulous stuff .. also loved the "putrefying vegetables" line...
Jeff Reuben - June 06, 2004 - Report this comment
Well done fitting the title.
2nz - June 06, 2004 - Report this comment
Phil, this is awesome. Your not making my choice for the ABC's easy here. Give my regards to Walter, if you see him face-up.

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