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Name | New Career | Comments & Submitter Name |
| "Art Garfunkel" | "math teacher, carpenter" | I bet the students had fun with his name. - Amy |
Song Name | Comments & Submitter Name |
| "El Condor Pasa" | I'd rather be a sparrow than a snail Yes I would, if I could, I surely would - Joe H |
Original Song Name | New Song Name | Submitter Name |
| "The Sound of Violence" | "The Sound of Silence" | Kaylie L |
| "Sniff Over Barbara Walters" | "Bridge Over Troubled Waters" | oldsongs |
| "Nose Bridge Over Troubled Sinus" | "Bridge Over Troubled Waters" | snot |
| "Shakin' It" | "Fakin' It" | mwahahah |
Song/Performer | Comment | Submitter Name |
| "I Am A Rock," | psychedelicdragon | |
| "Sounds Of Silence," | It's either a sound or it's silence | Bob Sponaugle |
| "I Am A Rock," | Rocks don't sing | Heather Brockwell |
Song & Band Name | Song & Band Name |
| "Which Way Are You Going?," Jim Croce | "Homeward Bound," Simon And Garfunkel |
| "Who Are You?," The Who | "Cecilia," Simon and Garfunkel |
| "Who Are You?," The Who | "I Am A Rock," Simon And Garfunkel |
| "The Sounds Of Silence," Simon And Garfunkel | "You Say It Best When You Say Nothing At All," Alison Krauss |
Original Song Name | Parody Song Name | Parody Author |
| "The Sounds Of Silence" | "Andrey Arshavin" | Smeg And The Heads |
| "The Sound Of Silence" | "A Mound For Your Lance" | Airfarcewon |
| "Wednesday Morning, 3 A. M" | "Tuesday Afternoon" | Tommy Turtle |
| "Feelin' Groovy" | "Filthy Movies" | Alvin Rhodes |
| "I Am A Rock" | "He Moved The Rock" | Mark Scotti |
| "Scarborough Fair" | "Make The Wealth Shared" | Malcolm Higgins |
| "The Sounds Of Silence" | "The Sounds Of Violence" | Malcolm Higgins |
| "The Sounds of Silence" | "The Sounds of Science" | Jeff |
| "The Sound Of Silence" | "The Sound Of Violins" | Alvin Rhodes |
| "The Sound of Silence" | "The March to Madness" | Michael Pacholek |
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Song Name | Company/Organization | Submittor |
| Somewhere They Can't Find Me | Police Tip-line | S&G fan |
| Old Friends/Bookends | Retirement Home | ClarinetMad |
| I Am A Rock | Introvert Support Group | kelpylion |
| Sound Of Silence | National Association for the Deaf | Jerseymilkferrets |
| Cloudy | National Weather Service | CareBearStare! |
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First Band/Song Name | Second Band/Song Name | New Song Name | Submittor |
| You Are So Beautiful Billy Preston | Mrs. Robinson Simon and Garfunkel | You Are So Beautiful, Mrs. Robinson | Sutch |
| Jack and Diane John Mellencamp | Mrs. Robinson Simon and Garfunkel | Jack and Mrs. Robinson Who needs Diane when you can have a catchy song? | Erin Esurance Rocks |
| Short Shorts The Royal Teens | The Boxer Simon And Garfunkel | Short Boxer Shorts | Regina Haniger |
| Heaven Is A Halfpipe OPM | Bridge Over Troubled Water Simon And Garfunkel | Heaven Is A Half Bridge Over Troubled Water Pipe | Kristin Hadley's Boyfriend |
| There are additional duets that haven't been done yet available. | |||
"Scarborough Fair / Canticle"
Misheard Lyrics: Parsley, sage grows merry in time
Original Lyrics: Parsley, sage, rosemary, and thyme
| "Cloudy"
Misheard Lyrics: My farts are scattered and they're cloudy
Original Lyrics: My thoughts are scattered and they're cloudy
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"The Boxer"
Misheard Lyrics: All eyes ingest
or All I suggest There were times when I was solo, so I took some comfort there Original Lyrics: All lies and jest
There were times when I was so lonesome I took some comfort there | "Mrs. Robinson"
Misheard Lyrics: Going to the camp to bake a cake
Original Lyrics: Going to the candidates' debate.
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"I Am a Rock"
Misheard Lyrics: I have my buckles, and poetry to protect me.
Original Lyrics: I have my books, and my poetry to protect me
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Story about this misheard lyric by: Patrick Andre On an old monophonic turntable with a worn out stylus, you are lucky to understand anything. |
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"A Church Is Burning"
The Funny Lyrics: Churches are more than timber and stone
And freedom is a long road if you're walking it alone But the future is now, and it's time to take a stand So the lost bells of freedom can ring out in the land Why They're Funny: Sounds like it was written by an angsty 15 year old.
Submitted by: Sweet Indigo
| "At The Zoo"
The Funny Lyrics: Zebra's are reactionaries
Antelope are missionaries Pigeons plot in secracy and Hamsters turn on frequently Why They're Funny: Okay...W...T...F?! Pigeons plot? For what?! And what's all this jazz about hamster sex?!
Submitted by: Allie
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"Punky's Dilemma"
The Nonsensical Lyrics: Wish I was an English muffin ...
I love Boysenberry more than any ordinary jam I'm a citizens for Boysenberry jam fan Why They're Nonsensical: The whole song is completely random. They're indicating that they are singing cornflakes, then jam-fan muffins, then a lieutenant... And nothing is related to the title.
Submitted by: Qvinny
| "59th Street Bridge Song (Feelin' Groovy)"
The Nonsensical Lyrics: Hello lamp post whatcha knowing?
I've come to watch your flowers growing Why They're Nonsensical: 1) Why would you sing to a lamp post? It's an inanimate object, for pete's sake! 2) Why would flowers be associated with such an object?
Submitted by: Some Random Guy
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