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Song Titles Not Used as Lyrics:

Song Name
Comments & Submitter Name
"El Condor Pasa"I'd rather be a sparrow than a snail
Yes I would, if I could, I surely would - Joe H

New Band Names:

New Name
Why It's Better
Submitter Name
Simon and GarfieldI actually saw that in a newspaper comic once!Larcen Tyler

Literally Impossible Song Titles:

Submitter Name
"I Am A Rock,"No, you are not. You are not an island either.Susanna Viljanen
"I Am A Rock,"People aren't rocks.psychedelicdragon
"Sounds Of Silence,"It's either a sound or it's silenceBob Sponaugle
"I Am A Rock,"Rocks don't singHeather Brockwell

Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:

Song & Band Name
Song & Band Name
"Where Did You Sleep Last Night?," Nirvana"At The Zoo," Simon and Garfunkel
"Keepin' It Real," Taylor Hicks"Fakin' It," Simon And Garfunkel
"Which Way Are You Going?," Jim Croce"Homeward Bound," Simon And Garfunkel
"Who Are You?," The Who"Cecilia," Simon and Garfunkel
There are additional songs titles that answer other songs available.

Remove a Letter From a Song Title:

"59th Street Ridge Song" originally "59th Street Bridge Song"
Jacqui O'Day
"Scarborough Fir" originally "Scarborough Fair"
Sheila Evans
"Scarborough Air" originally "Scarborough Fair"
Air as in a song, or just plain air?
Sheila Evans
"Ridge Over Troubled Water" originally "Bridge Over Troubled Water"
Daisy Pappus
"Baby Diver" originally "Baby Driver"
Courtney (about as bad as tennis elbow)

There are additional song titles with a letter removed available.

Add a Letter to a Song Title:

"Bridge Over Troubled Walter" originally "Bridge Over Troubled Water"
Poor Walter
Heather Brockwell
"I Aim A Rock" originally "I Am A Rock"
"I Am A Crock" originally "I Am A Rock"
Lucinda Blair
"I Am A Frock" originally "I Am A Rock"
Lucinda Blair
"Bridget Over Troubled Water" originally "Bridge Over Troubled Water"
Bridget Andrews

There are additional song titles with a letter added available.

Change a Letter:

"Fridge Over Troubled Water" originally "Bridge Over Troubled Water"
Has food for friends?
"Bridge Over Troubled Hater" originally "Bridge Over Troubled Water"
"My Little Gown" originally "My Little Town"
Candy Welty
"For Emily, Whenever I May Fund Her" originally "For Emily, Whenever I May Find Her"
"A Church Is Burying" originally "A Church Is Burning"
Burying what or whom?
Joanna Whitmire

There are additional song titles with a letter changed available.


Feb 11
a parody of "The Sound Of Silence" by Simon and Garfunkel
This parody was inspired by how my life was over 6 years ago, when I was in the grips of alcoholism and dealing with the consequences that came from it. I have heard the sounds of sirens 3 times in my life. I am proud to say that I have not heard them in over six years because I have been clean and sober.
Private Server: (MP3)
Apr 1
a parody of "The Boxer" by Simon and Garfunkel
Recorded at The Goat, St Albans with the inimitable Mr Ian Newman on mixed-up posters and harmonies (Flash)

Song Parody Lyrics:

Original Song Name
Parody Song Name
Parody Author
"Wednesday Morning, 3 A.M.""Wednesday Mourning, 3 A.M., November 9, 2016"Melanie Lee
"Bridge Over Troubled Water""Paul Simon - Art Garfunkel"Airfarcewon
"The Sounds Of Silence""Andrey Arshavin"Smeg And The Heads
"The Sound Of Silence""A Mound For Your Lance"Airfarcewon
"Wednesday Morning, 3 A. M""Tuesday Afternoon"Tommy Turtle
"Feelin' Groovy""Filthy Movies"Alvin Rhodes
"I Am A Rock""He Moved The Rock"Mark Scotti
"Scarborough Fair""Make The Wealth Shared"Malcolm Higgins
"The Sounds Of Silence""The Sounds Of Violence"Malcolm Higgins
"The Sounds of Silence""The Sounds of Science"Jeff "Dr Chordate" Moran

There are additional song parodies available.

Bad Choices for On Hold Music:

Song Name
Somewhere They Can't Find MePolice Tip-lineS&G fan
Old Friends/BookendsRetirement HomeClarinetMad
I Am A RockIntrovert Support Group kelpylion
Sound Of SilenceNational Association for the DeafJerseymilkferrets
CloudyNational Weather ServiceCareBearStare!
There are additional on hold music ideas available.

Songs for Duets, That Haven't Been Done Yet:

First Band/Song Name
Second Band/Song Name
New Song Name
We Are
   Vertical Horizon
At The Zoo
   Simon and Garfunkel
We Are At The Zoo
Lions, Tigers, And Bears
   Jazmine Sullivan
At The Zoo
   Simon and Garfunkel
Lions, Tigers, And Bears At The Zoo
At The Zoo
   Simon and Garfunkel
Tiger At The Zoo
Living In A Box
   Living In A Box
The Boxer
   Simon And Garfunkel
Living In A Boxer
Ashley Michelle McGowan
There are additional duets that haven't been done yet available.

If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be:

Simon, Garfunkel, and Milo
Simon And Garfunkel combined with Simon And Milo
Submitted By: Quyjibo
Simon and P-Funkel
Simon and Garfunkel combined with Parliament-Funkadelic
Submitted By: Martha Hankins

Misheard Lyrics:

"Bridge Over Troubled Water"
Misheard Lyrics:
Like a bridge over troubled water
I will eave your eye.
Original Lyrics:
Like a bridge over troubled water
I will ease your mind.
"The Boxer"
Misheard Lyrics:
All lies in jest
All eyes ingest
Original Lyrics:
All lies and jest
"Scarborough Fair/Canticle"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sleeps on a willow brook, cloudy and calm.
Original Lyrics:
Sleeps unaware of the clarion call.
"The Big Bright Green Pleasure Machine"
Misheard Lyrics:
With a lemonade champagne
Original Lyrics:
We'll eliminate your pain
There are additional misheard lyrics available.

Misheard Lyrics Stories:

"Scarborough Fair/Canticle"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sleeps on a willow brook, cloudy and calm.
Original Lyrics:
Sleeps unaware of the clarion call.

Story about this misheard lyric by: Kevin Degidon

I have synesthesia and high functioning autism. When I first heard the song as a small child, then a teenager, I thoroughly visualized the words, the scene and the various stereophonic musical instruments in the piece. It all appears as an animated fantasy filled with abstract verbal imagery and a lullaby tranquility.

There are additional misheard stories available.

Funniest Song Lyrics:

The Funny Lyrics:
I got up to wash my face
When I come back to bed, someone's taken my place.
Why They're Funny:
Another person got into the bed?! Funny how that would happen...
Submitted by: Joe Mello

Nonsensical Song Lyrics:

"I Am A Rock"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
I am a rock, I am an island
Why They're Nonsensical:
People are not rocks or islands.
Submitted by: Candy Welty
"Punky's Dilemma"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
Wish I was an English muffin ...
I love Boysenberry more than any ordinary jam
I'm a citizens for Boysenberry jam fan
Why They're Nonsensical:
The whole song is completely random. They're indicating that they are singing cornflakes, then jam-fan muffins, then a lieutenant... And nothing is related to the title.
Submitted by: Qvinny
There are additional nonsensical lyrics available.

Band Name Anagrams:

Simone And Gar Flunk Submitted by: Jean Goodspings
Flunking A Sermon Ad Submitted by: Rachel Blattington
A Deaf Nursling Monk Submitted by: Rachel Blattington

Song Title Anagrams:

"Icicle A" originally "Cecilia"
followed by Icicle B
Submitted by: Gigi
"CIA Lice" originally "Cecilia"
A secret weapon of the CIA?
Submitted by: Paula Bland

Super Short Pop Songs:

"Bookends" Length: 1:18
A theme song less than a minute and a half long.
Submitted by: Nicole Velocin

Song Title Spoonerisms:

"Whip Slidin' A Sleigh" originally "Slip Slidin' Away"
Submitted by: Alison Runyon
"So Wrong, Lank Lloyd Fright" originally "So Long, Frank Lloyd Wright"
Submitted by: Lucy Crosland
"So Wrong, Lank Lloyd Fright" originally "So Long, Frank Lloyd Wright"
Submitted by: Lucy Crosland
"So Wrong, Frank Lloyd Light" originally "So Long, Frank Lloyd Wright"
Submitted by: Lucy Crosland
"A Birch Is Churning" originally "A Church Is Burning"
Submitted by: Joanna Whitmire

There are additional Song Title Spoonerisms available.

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