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Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Simon & Garfunkel that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

There are 391 misheard song lyrics for Simon & Garfunkel on amIright currently.

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"A Poem On The Underground Wall"
Misheard Lyrics:
Like a gently tapping Little League
Original Lyrics:
Like a gently tapping litany
"America"
Misheard Lyrics:
Captain Picard's on the New Jersey Turnpike.
Original Lyrics:
Countin' the cars on the New Jersey Turnpike.
"America"
Misheard Lyrics:
Captian Picard's on the New Jersey Turnpike.
Original Lyrics:
Counting the cars on the New Jersey Turnpike.
"America"
Misheard Lyrics:
Counting the cars on the New Jersey Turnpike
They've all come to look for a miracle
Original Lyrics:
Counting the cars on the New Jersey Turnpike
They've all come to look for America
"America"
Misheard Lyrics:
Fried chicken seems like a dream to me now
Original Lyrics:
Michigan seems like a dream to me now
"America"
Misheard Lyrics:
I said be careful
His boat type is really a camera.
Original Lyrics:
I said be careful
His bowtie is really a camera.
"America"
Misheard Lyrics:
I said be careful
His false eye is really a camera.
Original Lyrics:
I said be careful
His bowtie is really a camera.
"America"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got some really stale hair on my back.
Original Lyrics:
I've got some real estate here in my bag.
"America"
Misheard Lyrics:
It took me four days to hitch-hike from Sevenoaks
Original Lyrics:
It took me four days to hitch-hike from Saginaw
"America"
Misheard Lyrics:
Laughing on the bus
Playing games with the feces.
Original Lyrics:
Laughing on the bus
Playing games with the faces.
"America"
Misheard Lyrics:
Laughing on the bus
Playing games with the feces.
Original Lyrics:
Laughing on the bus
Playing games with the faces.
"America"
Misheard Lyrics:
Like dusty lovers we'll marry our fortunes together.
I've got some realistic hair in my bag.
Original Lyrics:
Let us be lovers we'll marry our fortunes together.
I've got some real estate here in my bag.
"America"
Misheard Lyrics:
She said the man in the Aberdeen suit was a spy
Original Lyrics:
She said the man in the gabardine suit was a spy
"America"
Misheard Lyrics:
This chicken soup's like a dream to me now.
Original Lyrics:
Michigan seems like a dream to me now.
"America"
Misheard Lyrics:
Toss me a cigarette
I think there's one in my wrinkle
Original Lyrics:
Toss me a cigarette
I think there's one in my raincoat
"At The Zoo"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hamsters get all freak with me.
Original Lyrics:
Hamsters turn on frequently.
"At The Zoo"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hamsters journal frequently.
Original Lyrics:
Hamsters turn on frequently.
"At The Zoo"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't believe, I don't believe it's true.
Original Lyrics:
I do believe it, I do believe it's true.
"At The Zoo"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a Zulu
Original Lyrics:
At the zoo
"At the Zoo"
Misheard Lyrics:
And hamsters turn on frequently,
What the cats get at the pharmacy,
At the zoo
Original Lyrics:
And hamsters turn on frequently,
What a gas, you've got to come and see,
At the zoo
It seems there are different versions of these lyrics from different recordings/performances, but I am pretty sure the one with the cats getting something at the pharmacy hasn't been heard - but misheard.
"At the Zoo"
Misheard Lyrics:
And the Zoo keepers is very on the run
Original Lyrics:
And the Zoo keepers is very fond of rum
"Baby Driver"
Misheard Lyrics:
With music humming in my ears
Original Lyrics:
With music coming in my ears
"Boxer"
Misheard Lyrics:
But I got no offers,
just a couple from the horse on 7th Avenue
Original Lyrics:
But I got no offers,
just a 'come on' from the whores on 7th Avenue
"Boxer"
Misheard Lyrics:
But I got no offers
Just to come in from the wars on 7th Avenue.
Original Lyrics:
But I got no offers
Just a 'come on' from the whores on 7th Avenue
"Bridge Over Troubled Water"
Misheard Lyrics:
And like a bridge over troubled water
I will lay thee down.
Original Lyrics:
And like a bridge over troubled water
I will lay me down.
"Bridge Over Troubled Water"
Misheard Lyrics:
And like a bridge over troubled water
I will let you down.
Original Lyrics:
And like a bridge over troubled water
I will lay me down.
"Bridge Over Troubled Water"
Misheard Lyrics:
And paint is all around.
Original Lyrics:
And pain is all around.
"Bridge Over Troubled Water"
Misheard Lyrics:
And paintings all around.
Original Lyrics:
And pain is all around.
"Bridge Over Troubled Water"
Misheard Lyrics:
And say we might be high.
Original Lyrics:
I'm sailing right behind.
"Bridge Over Troubled Water"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bread over troubled waters
Original Lyrics:
Bridge over troubled waters
"Bridge Over Troubled Water"
Misheard Lyrics:
I will pee your mind.
Original Lyrics:
I will ease your mind.
"Bridge Over Troubled Water"
Misheard Lyrics:
I will take your pie
Original Lyrics:
I will take your part
"Bridge Over Troubled Water"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll take your pie
When darkness comes.
Original Lyrics:
I'll take your part
When darkness comes.
"Bridge Over Troubled Water"
Misheard Lyrics:
Like a bitch over troubled Walter
Original Lyrics:
Like a bridge over troubled water
"Bridge Over Troubled Water"
Misheard Lyrics:
Like a bridge over troubled waters
I remain a man.
or
Like a bridge over troubled waters
I remain, Amen.
Original Lyrics:
Like a bridge over troubled waters
I will lay me down.
"Bridge Over Troubled Water"
Misheard Lyrics:
Like a pitcher of water
Original Lyrics:
Like a bridge over troubled water
"Bridge Over Troubled Water"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sail on Sailor girl, sail oh my.
Original Lyrics:
Sail on silver girl, sail on by.
"Bridge Over Troubled Water"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sail on Salvador, sail on by.
Original Lyrics:
Sail on silver girl, sail on by.
"Bridge Over Troubled Water"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sail on silver curl, sail on by.
Original Lyrics:
Sail on silver girl, sail on by.
"Bridge Over Troubled Water"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sail on silver moon
Original Lyrics:
Sail on silvergirl
"Bridge Over Troubled Water"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sail on, silver girl
Sail on by
Your time has come to shine
All your dreams are memories.
Original Lyrics:
Sail on, silver girl
Sail on by
Your time has come to shine
All your dreams are on their way.
I like the misheard line better. "All your dreams are memories" sounds as if everything you had ever hoped for has already come true and life is better than you could have imagined. By comparison, "All your dreams are on their way" sounds pedestrian for a writer of Simon's capability.
"Bridge Over Troubled Water"
Misheard Lyrics:
When tears fall down your face,
I will wipe them off.
Original Lyrics:
When tears are in your eyes,
I will dry them all.
"Cecilia"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cecilia, you're breaking my home
You're shaking my confident saline
or
Cecilia, you're breaking my arms
You're shaking my confident sailing
or
Cecilia, you're breaking my arms
You're shaking my confident sailing
Original Lyrics:
Cecilia, you're breaking my heart
You're shaking my confidence daily
"Cecilia"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cecilia, you're breaking my heart
You shake in my coffin today, dear
Original Lyrics:
Cecilia, you're breaking my heart
You're shaking my confidence daily.
"Cecilia"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cecilia, you're breaking my heart
You're shakin' my comb with a daisy.
Original Lyrics:
Cecilia, you're breaking my heart
You're shaking my confidence daily.
"Cecilia"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cecilia, you're breaking my heart
You're shaking my carpetence daily.
Original Lyrics:
Cecilia, you're breaking my heart
You're shaking my confidence daily.
"Cecilia"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cecilia, you're breaking my heart
You're shaking my coffee and bay leaves.
Original Lyrics:
Cecilia, you're breaking my heart
You're shaking my confidence daily.
"Cecilia"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cecilia, you're breaking my heart
You're shaking my cone feathers daily.
Original Lyrics:
Cecilia, you're breaking my heart
You're shaking my confidence daily.
"Cecilia"
Misheard Lyrics:
Celia - you're breaking my heart
You're shaking my coffee and straining
Original Lyrics:
Celia - you're breaking my heart
You're shaking my confidence daily
"Cecilia"
Misheard Lyrics:
Good relation, she loves me again.
Original Lyrics:
Jubilation, she loves me again.
"Cecilia"
Misheard Lyrics:
I fall on the floor and I lactate.
Original Lyrics:
I fall on the floor and I'm laughing.
"Cecilia"
Misheard Lyrics:
I fall on the floor and I lactate.
Original Lyrics:
I fall on the floor and I'm laughing.
"Cecilia"
Misheard Lyrics:
I fall on the floor and die laughing.
Original Lyrics:
I fall on the floor and I'm laughing.
"Cecilia"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm baking your peas to come home.
Original Lyrics:
I'm begging you please to come home.
"Cecilia"
Misheard Lyrics:
In relation, she loves me again.
Original Lyrics:
Jubilation, she loves me again.
"Cecilia"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jubilation, she loves me again
I fall on the floor and I lactate.
Original Lyrics:
Jubilation, she loves me again
I fall on the floor and I laughing.
"Cecilia"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jubilation, she loves me again
I fall on the floor and I lactate.
Original Lyrics:
Jubilation, she loves me again
I fall on the floor and I'm laughing.
"Cecilia"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jubilation, she loves me again
I fall on the floor and I lactate.
Original Lyrics:
Jubilation, she loves me again
I fall on the floor and I'm laughing.
"Cecilia"
Misheard Lyrics:
Making love in the afternoon
With tequila up in my bedroom.
Original Lyrics:
Making love in the afternoon
With Cecilia up in my bedroom.
"Cecilia"
Misheard Lyrics:
Making love in the afternoon
With Cecilia up in my bathroom
Original Lyrics:
Making love in the afternoon
With Cecilia up in my bedroom
"Cecilia"
Misheard Lyrics:
Making love in the afternoon
On the ceiling up in my bedroom.
Original Lyrics:
Making love in the afternoon
With Cecilia up in my bedroom.
"Cecilia"
Misheard Lyrics:
Making love in the avenue
Original Lyrics:
Making love in the afternoon
"Cecilia"
Misheard Lyrics:
Making love with Cecilia,
I've been my pain through
Original Lyrics:
Making love with Cecilia
up in my bedroom
"Cecilia"
Misheard Lyrics:
Making love with Cecilia
Up and down and through.
Original Lyrics:
Making love with Cecilia
Up in my bedroom.
"Cecilia"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, Lucilia
You're breakin' my heart
You're breakin' my confident state
or
Oh Lucilia
You're breakin' my heart
You're breakin' my confident stages
or
Oh Lucilia
You're breakin' my heart
You're breakin' my confident stages
Original Lyrics:
Oh, Cecilia
You're breakin' my heart
You're shaking my confidence daily
"Cecilia"
Misheard Lyrics:
Shaking my carpet out daily
Original Lyrics:
Shaking my confidence daily
"Cecilia"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tribulation, she loves me again.
Original Lyrics:
Jubilation, she loves me again.
"Cecilia"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're shaking my car and it's daily.
or
You're shaking my car 'cause it's daily.
Original Lyrics:
You're shaking my confidence daily.
"Cecilia"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're shaking my coffee and baby.
Original Lyrics:
You're shaking my confidence daily.
"Cecilia"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're shaking my coffee and daisies.
Original Lyrics:
You're shaking my confidence daily.
"Cecilia"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're shaking my coffee and danish.
Original Lyrics:
You're shaking my confidence daily.
"Cecilia"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're shaking my coffin and staying.
Original Lyrics:
You're shaking my confidence daily.
"Cecilia"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're shaking my coffin and staying.
Original Lyrics:
You're shaking my confidence daily.
"Cecilia"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're shaking my confidence baby.
Original Lyrics:
You're shaking my confidence daily.
"Cecilia"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're shaking my cup and it's breaking.
Original Lyrics:
You're shaking my confidence daily.
"Cloudy"
Misheard Lyrics:
My farts are scattered and they're cloudy
Original Lyrics:
My thoughts are scattered and they're cloudy
"Cloudy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Toy story and tinkerbell
Original Lyrics:
Tolstoy and tinkerbell
"El Condor Pasa (If I Could)"
Misheard Lyrics:
A man gets tired to the bone.
Original Lyrics:
A man gets tied up to the ground.
"El Condor Pasa (If I Could)"
Misheard Lyrics:
He gives the world its saddest song.
Original Lyrics:
He gives the world its saddest sound.
"El Condor Pasa (If I Could)"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'd rather be a spanner than a snake
Original Lyrics:
I'd rather be a sparrow than a snail
"El Condor Pasa (If I Could)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Like a song that's here and gone.
Original Lyrics:
Like a swan that's here and gone.
"El Condor Pasa (If I Could)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Like a swan that's been and gone
Original Lyrics:
Like a swan that's here and gone
"Fakin' It"
Misheard Lyrics:
Is there any danger? No, No, not really
Just mean old me.
Original Lyrics:
Is there any danger? No, No, not really
Just lean on me.
"For Emily, Whenever I May Find Her"
Misheard Lyrics:
We walked on frosted fields - a tuna for a lamplight.
Original Lyrics:
We walked on frosted fields of juniper and lamplight.
"For Emily, Whenever I May Find Her"
Misheard Lyrics:
We walked on frosted flakes.
Original Lyrics:
We walked on frosted fields.
"For Emily, Whenever I May Find Her"
Misheard Lyrics:
What a dream I had
Blessed in Normandy
Clothed in crinoline of smoky Burgundy
Softer than Lorraine
Original Lyrics:
What a dream I had
Pressed in organdie
Clothed in crinoline of smoky Burgundy
Softer than the rain.
"Hazy Shade Of Winter"
Misheard Lyrics:
At Anna Karenina time
Original Lyrics:
At any convenient time
"Hazy Shade Of Winter"
Misheard Lyrics:
Look around,
Knees are brown
Original Lyrics:
Look around,
leaves are brown
"Hazy Shade Of Winter"
Misheard Lyrics:
Look around, Leeza Brown.
Original Lyrics:
Look around, leaves are brown.
"Hazy Shade Of Winter"
Misheard Lyrics:
Look around, Lisa Brown
Original Lyrics:
Look around, leaves are brown
"Hazy Shade of Winter"
Misheard Lyrics:
At an inconvenient time
Original Lyrics:
At any convenient time
"Hazy Shade of Winter"
Misheard Lyrics:
There's a black joke store on the ground
Original Lyrics:
There's a patch of snow on the ground
"Homeward Bound"
Misheard Lyrics:
Auditor of one night stands
Original Lyrics:
On a tour of one night stands
"Homeward Bound"
Misheard Lyrics:
Every stop is Neepy Land
Original Lyrics:
Every stop is neatly planned
When things go FUBAR I still use: Here we are in Neepy Land again.
"Homeward Bound"
Misheard Lyrics:
Home where my love life's waiting
Silently for me
Original Lyrics:
Home where my love lies waiting
Silently for me.
"Homeward Bound"
Misheard Lyrics:
Home where my thoughts are fading
Home where my music's lading
Home where my loveline's waiting
Silently forming.
Original Lyrics:
Home where my thoughts escaping
Home where my music's playing
Home where my love lies waiting
Silently for me.
"Homeward Bound"
Misheard Lyrics:
Home, where my dog's escaping.
Original Lyrics:
Home, where my thought's escaping.
"Homeward Bound"
Misheard Lyrics:
Home, where my dog's escaping.
Original Lyrics:
Home, where my thoughts escaping.
"Homeward Bound"
Misheard Lyrics:
Home, where my fox is sleeping.
Original Lyrics:
Home, where my thought's escaping.
"Homeward Bound"
Misheard Lyrics:
Home, where my love light's waving
Original Lyrics:
Home, where my love lies waiting
"Homeward Bound"
Misheard Lyrics:
Home, with my fox escaping.
Original Lyrics:
Home, where my thought's escaping.
"Homeward Bound"
Misheard Lyrics:
I wish I was home with Mom
Original Lyrics:
I wish I was homeward bound
"Homeward Bound"
Misheard Lyrics:
Up to here with one night stands.
Original Lyrics:
On a tour of one night stands.
"I Am A Rock"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hiding in my womb, safe within my womb
I touched your wonders and no one touches me.
Original Lyrics:
Hiding in my room, safe within my womb
I touch no one and no one touches me.
"I Am A Rock"
Misheard Lyrics:
I am Iraq, I am in Ireland.
Original Lyrics:
I am a rock, I am an island.
"I Am A Rock"
Misheard Lyrics:
I am Iraq, I am in Thailand.
Original Lyrics:
I am a rock, I am an island.
"I Am A Rock"
Misheard Lyrics:
I am a mop, I am an orange.
Original Lyrics:
I am a rock, I am an island.
"I Am A Rock"
Misheard Lyrics:
I am a rock, I am an entrepeneur.
Original Lyrics:
I am a rock, I am an island.
"I Am A Rock"
Misheard Lyrics:
I am a rock, I am an onion.
Original Lyrics:
I am a rock, I am an island.
"I Am A Rock"
Misheard Lyrics:
I am a rock, I am an onion
Original Lyrics:
I am a rock I am an island
"I Am A Rock"
Misheard Lyrics:
I am a rock, I am an otter
Original Lyrics:
I am a rock, I am an island
"I Am A Rock"
Misheard Lyrics:
I am a rock
I am an onion
Original Lyrics:
I am a rock
I am an island
"I Am A Rock"
Misheard Lyrics:
I am a rott, I am rottweiler.
Original Lyrics:
I am a rock, I am an island.
"I Am A Rock"
Misheard Lyrics:
I am a wok, frying an onion.
Original Lyrics:
I am a rock, I am an island.
"I Am A Rock"
Misheard Lyrics:
I am still dead in my armor.
Original Lyrics:
I am shielded in my armor.
"I Am A Rock"
Misheard Lyrics:
I ham Iraq, I have an eye, man!
Original Lyrics:
I am a rock, I am an island!
"I Am A Rock"
Misheard Lyrics:
I have a rock, I have an island.
Original Lyrics:
I am a rock, I am an island.
"I Am A Rock"
Misheard Lyrics:
I have my books,
and my poultry to protect me
Original Lyrics:
I have my books,
and my poetry to protect me
"I Am A Rock"
Misheard Lyrics:
I have my books,
and I grow a tree to protect me
Original Lyrics:
I have my books
and my poetry to protect me
Thanks!
"I Am A Rock"
Misheard Lyrics:
I have my buckles, and poetry to protect me.
Original Lyrics:
I have my books, and my poetry to protect me
"I Am A Rock"
Misheard Lyrics:
I have my looks
and my poetry to protect me
Original Lyrics:
I have my books
and my poetry to protect me
"I Am A Rock"
Misheard Lyrics:
I have no need of bloodshed
Bloodshed causes pain.
Original Lyrics:
I have no need of friendship
Friendship causes pain.
"I Am A Rock"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm in Iraq, I am in Thailand
Original Lyrics:
I am a rock, I am an Island
"I Am A Rock"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've been waltzed
A fort that's deep and mighty.
Original Lyrics:
I've built walls
A fortress deep and mighty.
"I Am A Rock"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've been warned.
Original Lyrics:
I've built walls.
"I Am A Rock"
Misheard Lyrics:
In a Diefendorf December
Original Lyrics:
In a deep and dark December
"I Am A Rock"
Misheard Lyrics:
With my pod tree to protect me
Original Lyrics:
With my poetry to protect me
Editor's note: "With my I-pod tree" would clearly be an anachronism since this song clearly predates the Ipod by several decades.
"I Am a Rock"
Misheard Lyrics:
And my palm tree to protect me
Original Lyrics:
And my poetry to protect me
"I Am a Rock"
Misheard Lyrics:
I am a Rob, I am a Robert
Original Lyrics:
I am a rock, I am an island.
"I Am a Rock"
Misheard Lyrics:
I am a rock, I am an iron man
Original Lyrics:
I am a rock, I am an island.
"I Am a Rock"
Misheard Lyrics:
I am a rock, I am an old man
Original Lyrics:
I am a rock, I am an island.
"I Am a Rock"
Misheard Lyrics:
I have no need of Frenchies, French just causes pain
It's laughter and it's nothing I can stain..
Original Lyrics:
I have no need of friendship; friendship causes pain
It's laughter and it's loving I disdain.
"I Am a Rock"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've been walls
Original Lyrics:
I've built walls
"Kathy's Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
And so, Cecilia, I have come to doubt.
All that I once held as true.
Original Lyrics:
And so you see I have come to doubt.
All that I once held as true.
"Kathy's Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
And sow your seed I have come to doubt
Original Lyrics:
And so you see I have come to doubt
"Kathy's Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
As I watch the drops of rain
Weave their weary paths, and I
I know that I am like the rain
There but for the grace of you go I.
Original Lyrics:
As I watch the drops of rain
Weave their weary paths, and die
I know that I am like the rain
There but for the grace of you, go I.
"Kathy's Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
I hear the drizzle on the road
Like a memory, it falls.
Original Lyrics:
I hear the drizzle of the rain
Like a memory, it falls.
"Kathy's Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
There before the great Sir Hugo Eye
Original Lyrics:
There but for the grace of you, go I.
"Keep The Customer Satisfied"
Misheard Lyrics:
You better get your bags and flea.
Original Lyrics:
You better get your bags and flee.
"Kodachrome"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mama don't take my gophone away
Original Lyrics:
Mama don't take my kodachrome away
Referring to the "pay as you go" cell phone by AT&T. (Did you really think a seventies song would mention cell phones? - ed)
"Last Night I Had the Strangest Dream"
Misheard Lyrics:
While swords and guns and unicorns
Were scattered on the ground
Original Lyrics:
While swords and guns and uniforms
Were scattered on the ground
"Me and Julio Down by the Schoolyard"
Misheard Lyrics:
My mama's pajamas rolled outta bed and she ran to the polling station
Then a pop-eye found out he began to shout and he stunned the investing Asian
Original Lyrics:
The MaMa pajama rolled outta bed and she ran to the police station
When the PaPa found out he began to shout and he started the investigation
"Mrs. Robinson"
Misheard Lyrics:
And here's to you, Mrs. Robinson
She's a slut oh
more than you could know
Original Lyrics:
And here's to you, Mrs. Robinson
Jesus loves you
more than you could know
"Mrs. Robinson"
Misheard Lyrics:
And here's to you, Mrs. Robinson
She's a slut more than you will know.
Original Lyrics:
And here's to you, Mrs. Robinson
Jesus loves you more than you will know.
"Mrs. Robinson"
Misheard Lyrics:
And here's to you, Mrs. Robinson
She's a slutty whore that you will know.
Original Lyrics:
And here's to you, Mrs. Robinson
Jesus loves you more than you will know.
"Mrs. Robinson"
Misheard Lyrics:
And please to you, this is Robinson.
Original Lyrics:
And here's to you, Mrs. Robinson.
"Mrs. Robinson"
Misheard Lyrics:
And please to you, this is Robinson
Jesus loves your more than you will know.
Original Lyrics:
And here's to you, Mrs. Robinson
Jesus loves you more than you will know.
"Mrs. Robinson"
Misheard Lyrics:
Anyway, I like your itchy boobs.
Original Lyrics:
Every way you look at it, you lose.
"Mrs. Robinson"
Misheard Lyrics:
Go cook a Jew, Mrs. Robinson
Original Lyrics:
Koo Koo Ka Choo, Mrs. Robinson
"Mrs. Robinson"
Misheard Lyrics:
God Bless Your Sneeze, Mr. Roger's Son
Original Lyrics:
God Bless You Please, Mrs. Robinson
"Mrs. Robinson"
Misheard Lyrics:
God bless shipley's
Original Lyrics:
God bless you please
"Mrs. Robinson"
Misheard Lyrics:
God bless the trees, Mrs Robinson
Original Lyrics:
God bless you please, Mrs Robinson
"Mrs. Robinson"
Misheard Lyrics:
God bless you please, Master Robinton
Original Lyrics:
God bless you please, Mrs Robinson
"Mrs. Robinson"
Misheard Lyrics:
God bless your fleas, Mrs. Robinson.
Original Lyrics:
God bless you please, Mrs. Robinson.
"Mrs. Robinson"
Misheard Lyrics:
God bless your knees, Mrs. Robinson.
Original Lyrics:
God bless you please, Mrs. Robinson.
"Mrs. Robinson"
Misheard Lyrics:
God help your fleas, Mrs. Robinson.
Original Lyrics:
God bless you, please, Mrs. Robinson.
"Mrs. Robinson"
Misheard Lyrics:
Going to a candlelights "Gebet"
(this is German for "Prayer")
Original Lyrics:
Going to the candidates' debate.
Was just wondering about what new kind of prayer that might be ;-)
"Mrs. Robinson"
Misheard Lyrics:
Going to the camp to bake a cake
Original Lyrics:
Going to the candidates' debate.
"Mrs. Robinson"
Misheard Lyrics:
Going to the can the day's debate
Original Lyrics:
Going to the candidates debate
"Mrs. Robinson"
Misheard Lyrics:
Going to the candidates to date
Original Lyrics:
Going to the candidates' debate
"Mrs. Robinson"
Misheard Lyrics:
Going to the candy dates to date.
Original Lyrics:
Going to the candidates' debate.
"Mrs. Robinson"
Misheard Lyrics:
Going to the candy-dates to date.
Original Lyrics:
Going to the candidates' debate.
"Mrs. Robinson"
Misheard Lyrics:
Goo goo g'joob, Mrs. Robinson.
Original Lyrics:
Koo koo ka-choo, Mrs. Robinson.
"Mrs. Robinson"
Misheard Lyrics:
Goo goo g'joob, Mrs. Robinson
Original Lyrics:
Coo coo ca-choo, Mrs. Robinson
"Mrs. Robinson"
Misheard Lyrics:
Heaven holds a place for those who bray
Original Lyrics:
Heaven holds a place for those who pray
"Mrs. Robinson"
Misheard Lyrics:
Heaven holds a place for those who breed.
Original Lyrics:
Heaven holds a place for those who pray.
"Mrs. Robinson"
Misheard Lyrics:
Heaven holds a place for those who bring hay
Hay, hay, hay
Hay, hay, hay.
Original Lyrics:
Heaven holds a place for those who pray
Hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey.
"Mrs. Robinson"
Misheard Lyrics:
Heaven holds a place for those who drink.
Original Lyrics:
Heaven holds a place for those who pray.
"Mrs. Robinson"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hiding in a hiding place where no one ever goes
Original Lyrics:
Hide it in a hiding place where no one ever goes
"Mrs. Robinson"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's a little secret, Chester Robinson's affair.
Original Lyrics:
It's a little secret, just the Robinsons' affair.
"Mrs. Robinson"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's a little secret, Mrs. Robinson's a bear
Original Lyrics:
It's a little secret, just the Robinsons' affair.
"Mrs. Robinson"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's a little secret, just the Robinsons are here.
Original Lyrics:
It's a little secret, just the Robinsons' affair.
"Mrs. Robinson"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jesus loves you more than your old nose
Original Lyrics:
Jesus loves you more than you will know
"Mrs. Robinson"
Misheard Lyrics:
Joe D'o has left and gone away.
Original Lyrics:
Joltin' Joe has left and gone away.
"Mrs. Robinson"
Misheard Lyrics:
Joe, dear Joe has left and gone away.
Original Lyrics:
Joltin' Joe has left and gone away.
"Mrs. Robinson"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jokin' Joe has left and gone away.
Original Lyrics:
Joltin' Joe has left and gone away.
"Mrs. Robinson"
Misheard Lyrics:
Kevin holds a place for those who pray.
or
The devil holds a place for those who pray.
Original Lyrics:
Heaven holds a place for those who pray.
"Mrs. Robinson"
Misheard Lyrics:
Look around you all you see are sympathetic lies
Original Lyrics:
Look around you all you see are sympathetic eyes
"Mrs. Robinson"
Misheard Lyrics:
Look around you.
All you see are simple-headed guys
Original Lyrics:
Look around you.
All you see are sympathetic eyes
"Mrs. Robinson"
Misheard Lyrics:
Measles loves you more than you will know
Woah, woah, woah!
Original Lyrics:
Jesus loves you more than you will know
Wo, wo, wo!
"Mrs. Robinson"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mrs Robinson
She's a slut more than you will know
Ho, ho, ho.
Original Lyrics:
Mrs. Robinson
Jesus loves you more than you will know
Wo, wo, wo.
"Mrs. Robinson"
Misheard Lyrics:
Put it in your panties with your cupcakes
Original Lyrics:
Put it in your pantry with your cupcakes
"Mrs. Robinson"
Misheard Lyrics:
Put it in your pants and eat your cupcakes.
Original Lyrics:
Put in in your pantry with your cupcakes.
"Mrs. Robinson"
Misheard Lyrics:
Put it in your pants with your cupcakes
Original Lyrics:
Put it in your pantry with your cupcakes
"Mrs. Robinson"
Misheard Lyrics:
Put it in your pants, eat it with your cupcakes
Original Lyrics:
Put in in your pantry with your cupcakes
"Mrs. Robinson"
Misheard Lyrics:
Put it in your pants, you're with your cupcake
Original Lyrics:
Put it in the pantry with your cupcakes
"Mrs. Robinson"
Misheard Lyrics:
Reaching in your pants you move your conscience
or
Reaching in your pants you move your carkeys
or
Reaching in your pants you move your carkeys
Original Lyrics:
Put it in your pantry with your cupcakes
"Mrs. Robinson"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's a s!ut that you already know.
Original Lyrics:
Jesus loves you more than you will know.
"Mrs. Robinson"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's a slut and more than you know.
Original Lyrics:
Jesus loves you more then you will know.
"Mrs. Robinson"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's a slut from more than you will know.
Original Lyrics:
Jesus loves you more than you will know.
"Mrs. Robinson"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's a slut, more than you will know
Heaven has a place for hoes who pray
Hey, hey, hey!
Original Lyrics:
Jesus loves you more than you will know
Heaven has a place for those who pray
Hey, hey, hey!
"Mrs. Robinson"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's a slut, more than you will know
Original Lyrics:
Jesus loves you more than you will know
"Mrs. Robinson"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's a slut, yeah, more than you will know.
Original Lyrics:
Jesus loves you more than you will know.
"Mrs. Robinson"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's a slutty Mormon you will know
Original Lyrics:
Jesus loves you more than you will know.
"Mrs. Robinson"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's a slutty Mormon you will know
Original Lyrics:
Jesus loves you more than you will know
"Mrs. Robinson"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's a sluzzy moron you will know.
Original Lyrics:
Jesus loves you more than you will know.
"Mrs. Robinson"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's the slutty mormon that all you know.
Original Lyrics:
Jesus loves you more than you will know.
"Mrs. Robinson"
Misheard Lyrics:
Shout about it, loud about it
When you've got the shoes.
Original Lyrics:
Laugh about it, shout about it
When you've got to choose.
"Mrs. Robinson"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sitting on a sofa on a Sunday afternoon
Going to the can to masturbate.
Original Lyrics:
Sitting on a sofa on a Sunday afternoon
Going to the candidates' debate.
"Mrs. Robinson"
Misheard Lyrics:
Where have you gone, join the Majio?
Original Lyrics:
Where have you gone, Joe DiMaggio?
"Mrs. Robinson"
Misheard Lyrics:
Where have you gone? Show the banj-i-o!
Original Lyrics:
Where have you gone, Joe DiMaggio?
"Mrs. Robinson"
Misheard Lyrics:
Your cheese is lovely, more than you will know.
Original Lyrics:
Jesus loves you more than you will know.
"My Little Town"
Misheard Lyrics:
As I pledged allegiance to the war?
Original Lyrics:
As I pledged allegiance to the wall
"My Little Town"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's just imagination. Relax!
Original Lyrics:
It's just imagination they lack.
"My Little Town"
Misheard Lyrics:
Nothing but the dead of night back in my little town.
Original Lyrics:
Nothing but the dead and dying back in my little town.
"My Little Town"
Misheard Lyrics:
Nothing but the dead of night back in my little town
Original Lyrics:
Nothing but the dead and dying back in my little town
"My Little Town"
Misheard Lyrics:
Nothing but the dead of night
Original Lyrics:
Nothing but the dead and dying
"My Little Town"
Misheard Lyrics:
We be nothing but the dead and dying back in my little town.
Original Lyrics:
Leaving nothing but the dead and dying back in my little town.
"My Little Town"
Misheard Lyrics:
We have nothing but the dead in mind
Back in my little town
Original Lyrics:
Leaving nothing but the dead and dying
Back in my little town
"Richard Cory"
Misheard Lyrics:
And the rumors of his parties
And the Yorkies on his yacht!
Original Lyrics:
And the rumor of his parties
And the orgies on his yacht!
"Save The Life of My Child"
Misheard Lyrics:
Save the life of my child!
Grab the desk with my love
Original Lyrics:
Save the life of my child!
Cried the desperate mother
"Scarborough Fair / Canticle"
Misheard Lyrics:
Are you going to scar an old friend?
Original Lyrics:
Are you going to Scarborough Fair?
"Scarborough Fair / Canticle"
Misheard Lyrics:
Parsley, sage grows merry in time
Original Lyrics:
Parsley, sage, rosemary, and thyme
"Scarborough Fair/Canticle"
Misheard Lyrics:
And the stage rolls merrily by.
Original Lyrics:
Parsely, sage, rosemary and thyme
"Scarborough Fair/Canticle"
Misheard Lyrics:
Remember me to Underwood Square
Original Lyrics:
Remember me to one who lives there
"Scarborough Fair"
Misheard Lyrics:
Are you goin' to Scarborough Fair?
Pass the stage, rosemary, and Tom.
Remember me to one who lives there, she once was a true love of mine.
Original Lyrics:
Are you goin' to Scarborough Fair?
Parsley, sage, rosemary, and thyme.
Remember me to one who lives there, she once was a true love of mine.
"Scarborough Fair"
Misheard Lyrics:
Are you going to Scarborough Fair?
Hardly safe for Mary and John.
Original Lyrics:
Are you going to Scarborough Fair?
Parsley, sage, rosemary, and thyme.
"Scarborough Fair"
Misheard Lyrics:
Are you going to Scarborough Fair?
I see strangers marry in time
Remember me 'til one who leaves there
She once was a true love of mine.
Original Lyrics:
Are you going to Scarborough Fair?
Parsley, sage, rosemary and thyme
Remember me to one who lives there
She once was a true love of mine.
"Scarborough Fair"
Misheard Lyrics:
Are you going to scarred up affair?
Original Lyrics:
Are you going to Scarborough Fair?
"Scarborough Fair"
Misheard Lyrics:
Are you going to the Scarborough Fair?
Horse sweet hay rows merry and time.
Original Lyrics:
Are you going to Scarborough Fair?
Parsley, sage, rosemary, and thyme.
"Scarborough Fair"
Misheard Lyrics:
As they say sweet Mary and tides
Original Lyrics:
Parsely, sage, rosemary and thyme
"Scarborough Fair"
Misheard Lyrics:
Parcly say draws Mary and Tom
Original Lyrics:
Parsley, sage, rosemary & thyme
"Scarborough Fair"
Misheard Lyrics:
Park Ave. suites, angels, Mandy and Tom
Original Lyrics:
Parsley, sage, rosemary, & thyme
"Scarborough Fair"
Misheard Lyrics:
Parsely saved Rosemary in time.
Original Lyrics:
Parsley, sage, rosemary and thyme
"Scarborough Fair"
Misheard Lyrics:
Parsley grows both merry and bright.
Original Lyrics:
Parsley, sage, rosemary and thyme
"Scarborough Fair"
Misheard Lyrics:
Parsley sage grows merry in time.
Original Lyrics:
Parsley, sage, rosemary, and thyme
"Scarborough Fair"
Misheard Lyrics:
Parsley sage grows merry with time.
Original Lyrics:
Parsley, sage, rosemary and thyme.
"Scarborough Fair"
Misheard Lyrics:
Parsley saved Rosemary and died.
Original Lyrics:
Parsley, sage, rosemary, and thyme
"Scarborough Fair"
Misheard Lyrics:
Parsley savings merry and time
Original Lyrics:
Parsley, Sage, Rosemary and Thyme
"Scarborough Fair"
Misheard Lyrics:
Parsley's Angels: Mary and Tom.
Original Lyrics:
Parsley, sage, rosemary, and thyme.
"Scarborough Fair"
Misheard Lyrics:
Parsley, Sage, grow merry with time
Original Lyrics:
Parsley, Sage, Rosemary and Thyme
"Scarborough Fair"
Misheard Lyrics:
Parsley, sage, rose merry and time
Original Lyrics:
Parsley, sage, rosemary and thyme
"Scarborough Fair"
Misheard Lyrics:
Parsley, sage, rosemary and Tom.
Original Lyrics:
Parsley, sage, rosemary and thyme.
"Scarborough Fair"
Misheard Lyrics:
Parsley, sage, was nearly on time
Original Lyrics:
Parsley, sage, rosemary and thyme
"Scarborough Fair"
Misheard Lyrics:
Partially stage rolls merry in time
Original Lyrics:
Parsley, sage, rosemary, and thyme
"Scarborough Fair"
Misheard Lyrics:
Partly saged was Mary and I.
Original Lyrics:
Parsley, sage, rosemary, and thyme
"Scarborough Fair"
Misheard Lyrics:
She once was Attila the Hun.
Original Lyrics:
She once was a true love of mine.
"Scarborough Fair"
Misheard Lyrics:
She once was a trollop of mine.
Original Lyrics:
She once was a true love of mine.
"Scarborough Fair"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sleeps on a willow all cloudy and calm
Original Lyrics:
Sleeps unaware of the clarion call
"Scarborough Fair"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sleeps unaware of a cloud in the storm.
Original Lyrics:
Sleeps unaware of the clarion call.
"Scarborough Fair"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tell her to knit me a brand new red shirt.
Original Lyrics:
Tell her to make me a cambric shirt.
"Scarborough Fair"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tell her to make me a Camembert shirt
Original Lyrics:
Tell her to make me a cambric shirt
"Scarborough Fair"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tell her to make me a camel hair shirt.
Original Lyrics:
Tell her to make me a cambric shirt.
"Scarborough Fair"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tell her to make me a candle, break chapter.
Original Lyrics:
Tell her to make me a cambric shirt.
"Scarborough Fair"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tell her to make me a candlewick shirt.
Original Lyrics:
Tell her to make me a cambric shirt.
"Scarborough Fair"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tell her to make me a cannibal shirt
Original Lyrics:
Tell her to make me a cambric shirt
"Scarborough Fair"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tell her to make me a candle and shirt
or
Tell her to make me a cattle red shirt
or
Tell her to make me a cattle red shirt
Original Lyrics:
Tell her to make me a cambric shirt
"Scarborough Fair"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tell her to make me a deep tallow shirt.
Original Lyrics:
Tell her to make me a cambric shirt.
"Scarborough Fair"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tell her to make me a forest green shed.
Original Lyrics:
Tell her to make me a cambric shirt.
"Scarborough Fair"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tell her to meet me in a calender truck
Original Lyrics:
Tell her to make me a cambric shirt
"Scarborough Fair"
Misheard Lyrics:
With the Virgin Mary and child
Original Lyrics:
Parsley, sage, rosemary and thyme
"The 59th Street Bridge Song (Feelin' Groovy)"
Misheard Lyrics:
You got to make the morning lamps
Original Lyrics:
You got to make the morning last
"The Boxer"
Misheard Lyrics:
All I suggest
Still, a man hears what he wants to hear.
Original Lyrics:
All lies and jest
Still, a man hears what he wants to hear.
"The Boxer"
Misheard Lyrics:
All Liza's chest
Still, a man hears what he wants to hear
And Disney guards the rest
Original Lyrics:
All lies and jest.
Still, a man hears what he wants to hear
And disregards the rest
"The Boxer"
Misheard Lyrics:
All eyes and chest,
Still a man hears what he wants to hear and disregards the rest.
Original Lyrics:
All lies and jests,
still a man hears what he wants to hear and disregards the rest.
"The Boxer"
Misheard Lyrics:
All eyes and chest
Original Lyrics:
All lies and jest
"The Boxer"
Misheard Lyrics:
All eyes in just
still a man hears what he wants to hear
And disregards the rest
Original Lyrics:
All lies and jest.
Still, a man hears what he wants to hear
And disregards the rest
"The Boxer"
Misheard Lyrics:
All eyes ingest, still a man hears what he wants to hear and disregards the rest.
Original Lyrics:
All lies and jests, still a man hears what he wants to hear and disregards the rest.
"The Boxer"
Misheard Lyrics:
All eyes ingest
or
All I suggest
There were times when I was solo, so I took some comfort there
Original Lyrics:
All lies and jest
There were times when I was so lonesome I took some comfort there
"The Boxer"
Misheard Lyrics:
And Chinamen's balls
Original Lyrics:
And tenement halls
"The Boxer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Asking only woman's wages
Original Lyrics:
Asking only workman's wages
"The Boxer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Asking only workman's wages
I come looking for a job
But I get no offers
Just a Come home from the war zone every thousand years
Original Lyrics:
Asking only workman's wages
I come looking for a job
But I get no offers
Just a come on from the whores on Seventh Avenue.
This song is actually my favorite song in the whole world now.
"The Boxer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Asking only workman's wages I come looking for a job
But I get no offers
Just a come-on from the war zone Seventh Avenue
Original Lyrics:
Asking only workman's wages I come looking for a job
But I get no offers
Just a come-on from the whores on Seventh Avenue
"The Boxer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Asking only workman's wages,
I come looking like a slob
So I get no offers
Just a comment from the horse on Seventh Avenue.
Original Lyrics:
Asking only workman's wages
I come looking for a job
But I get no offers
Just a come on from the whores on Seventh Avenue.
"The Boxer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Asking only workman's wages
I come lookin' for a job, but I get no Whoppers.
Original Lyrics:
Asking only workman's wages
I come lookin' for a job, but I get no offers.
Whoppers - Big Burger King hamburgers
"The Boxer"
Misheard Lyrics:
But I get no offers,
Just to come home from the war zone, 7th Avenue
Original Lyrics:
But I got no offers,
just a 'come on' from the whores on 7th Avenue
"The Boxer"
Misheard Lyrics:
But I get no offers,
just a come on tumble wars on 7th Avenue
Original Lyrics:
But I get no offers,
just a 'come on' from the whores on 7th Avenue
"The Boxer"
Misheard Lyrics:
But I got no offers
Just a come on from the war zone, 7th Avenue.
Original Lyrics:
But I got no offers
Just a come on from the whores on 7th Avenue.
"The Boxer"
Misheard Lyrics:
But I got no offers
Just a 'Come on!' from the horse on 7th Avenue.
Original Lyrics:
But I got no offers
Just a come-on from the whores on 7th Avenue.
"The Boxer"
Misheard Lyrics:
By the light
By the li-li-li-li-light, by the light
Original Lyrics:
Lie-la-lie
Li-li-li-li-li-li-li, lie-la-lie
"The Boxer"
Misheard Lyrics:
By the light
Original Lyrics:
Lie la lie
"The Boxer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Catch him Jimmy cried out
Original Lyrics:
Or cut him till he cried out
"The Boxer"
Misheard Lyrics:
For a pocket full of gumballs, such are promises.
Original Lyrics:
For a pocket full of mumbles, such are promises.
"The Boxer"
Misheard Lyrics:
For a pocket full of marbles, such are promises.
Original Lyrics:
For a pocket full of mumbles, such are promises.
"The Boxer"
Misheard Lyrics:
For a pocketful of marbles
Such are promises.
Original Lyrics:
For a pocketful of mumbles
Such are promises.
"The Boxer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hydlide
Original Lyrics:
Lie-a-lie
Hydlide is the name of an Nintendo NES game, which this song obviously predates.
"The Boxer"
Misheard Lyrics:
I am just a pier boy though my story's sadly told.
Original Lyrics:
I am just a poor boy and my story's seldom told.
"The Boxer"
Misheard Lyrics:
I am just a poor boy though my story's seldom told
I have squandered my resistance- for a pocket full of mongreled sunshine promises.
Original Lyrics:
I am just a poor boy though my story's seldom told
I have squandered my resistance- for a pocket full of mumbles, such are promises.
"The Boxer"
Misheard Lyrics:
I am leaving
I am leaving, but the fire still remains.
Original Lyrics:
I am leaving
I am leaving, but the fighter still remains.
"The Boxer"
Misheard Lyrics:
I am leaving
I am leaving, but to find her still remains.
Original Lyrics:
I am leaving
I am leaving, but the fighter still remains.
"The Boxer"
Misheard Lyrics:
In the clear evening stands a boxcar, and a fighter by his train.
Original Lyrics:
In the clearing stands a boxer, and a fighter by his trade.
"The Boxer"
Misheard Lyrics:
In the clearing stands a boxer,
And a fido by his side
And he carries the reminders
When Emily Glover played him down
And cured him till he cried out
In his anger and his shame,
"I am leaving, I am leaving."
While the Fido still remains
Original Lyrics:
In the clearing stands a boxer,
And a fighter by his trade
And he carries the reminders
Of ev'ry glove that laid him down
And cut him till he cried out
In his anger and his shame,
"I am leaving, I am leaving."
But the fighter still remains
"The Boxer"
Misheard Lyrics:
In the clearing stands a boxer,
and a fighter by his side
Original Lyrics:
In the the clearing stands a boxer,
and a fighter by his trade
"The Boxer"
Misheard Lyrics:
In the clearing stands of Oxford.
Original Lyrics:
In the clearing stands a boxer.
"The Boxer"
Misheard Lyrics:
In the clearing stands of Oxford
Stands a fighter by his tree.
Original Lyrics:
In the clearing stands a boxer
And a fighter by his trade.
"The Boxer"
Misheard Lyrics:
In the clearing stands of Oxford
Original Lyrics:
In the clearing stands a boxer
"The Boxer"
Misheard Lyrics:
In the quiet Delta railway station, running scared
Original Lyrics:
In the quiet of the railway station, running scared
"The Boxer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just a 'come home' from the folks on Seventh Avenue.
Original Lyrics:
Just a come-on from the whores on Seventh Avenue.
"The Boxer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just a come on from the horse on seventh avenue
Original Lyrics:
Just a come on from the whores on seventh avenue
"The Boxer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just a come on, son, the war's on 7th Avenue.
Original Lyrics:
Just a 'come-on' from the whores on 7th Avenue.
"The Boxer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just a come-on fro the horse on Seventh Avenue.
Original Lyrics:
Just a come-on from the whores on Seventh Avenue.
"The Boxer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just a come-on from the folks on Seventh Avenue.
Original Lyrics:
Just a come-on from the whores on Seventh Avenue.
"The Boxer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just a come-on from the horse of 2nd Avenue.
Original Lyrics:
Just a 'come-on' from the whores on 7th Avenue.
"The Boxer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just a come-on from the war zone, Seventh Avenue
Original Lyrics:
Just a come-on from the whores on Seventh Avenue
"The Boxer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just a come-on from the war zone, Seventh Avenue
Original Lyrics:
Just a come-on from the whores on Seventh Avenue
"The Boxer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just a come-on from the wards on Seventh Avenue.
Original Lyrics:
Just a come-on from the whores on Seventh Avenue.
"The Boxer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just a come-on from the warzone, 7th Avenue.
Original Lyrics:
Just a come-on from the whores on 7th Avenue.
"The Boxer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just a come-on from the wharves on Seventh Avenue
Original Lyrics:
Just a come-on from the whores on Seventh Avenue
"The Boxer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just come up from the horse on Seventh avenue
Original Lyrics:
Just a come-on from the whores on Seventh avenue
"The Boxer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just to come home from the war zone, Seventh Avenue.
Original Lyrics:
Just a come on from the whores on Seventh Avenue.
"The Boxer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just to come home from the wars on Seventh Avenue.
Original Lyrics:
Just a come on from the whores on Seventh Avenue.
"The Boxer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just to come on from the warzone Seventh Avenue
Original Lyrics:
Just a come on from the whores on Seventh Avenue
"The Boxer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Laying low seeking out the poor reporters who the ragged people know
Looking for the places only they would go.
But I got no offers. Just a come on from the war zone, 7th Avenue.
Original Lyrics:
Laying low, seeking ot the poorer quarters where the ragged people go
Looking for the places only they would know.
But I get no offers, just a come-on from the whores on Seventh Avenue.
"The Boxer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Light the light.
Original Lyrics:
Li la li.
"The Boxer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Looking for the poorer quarters where the rabbit people go.
Original Lyrics:
Looking for the poorer quarters where the ragged people go.
"The Boxer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Looking for the poorer quarters where the rabid people go.
Original Lyrics:
Looking for the poorer quarters where the ragged people go.
"The Boxer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Na-na-na
Original Lyrics:
Lie-la-lie
"The Boxer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pilot light
Original Lyrics:
Lie-la-lie
"The Boxer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Seeking out the poor reporters where the ragged people go.
Original Lyrics:
Seeking out the poorer quarters where the ragged people go.
"The Boxer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Seeking out the poor reporters.
Original Lyrics:
Seeking out the poorer quarters.
"The Boxer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Seeking out the quiet of a railway station, rabbit skin
Original Lyrics:
Seeking out the quiet of a railway station, running scared
"The Boxer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Such are promises:
all eyes and chest
Original Lyrics:
Such are promises.
All lies and jest
"The Boxer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Such are promises:
All I suggest.
Original Lyrics:
Such are promises
All lies and jest.
"The Boxer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Such are promises:
All lies in chests.
Original Lyrics:
Such are promises.
All lies and jest.
"The Boxer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Such are promises
All I suggest.
Original Lyrics:
Such are promises
All lies and jest.
"The Boxer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Such are promises
All eyes ingest.
Original Lyrics:
Such are promises
All lies and jest.
"The Boxer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sunshine promises
Original Lyrics:
Such are promises
"The Boxer"
Misheard Lyrics:
The horse on Seventh Avenue
Original Lyrics:
The whores on Seventh Avenue
"The Boxer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Where the rabbit people go
Original Lyrics:
Where the ragged people go
"The Dangling Conversation"
Misheard Lyrics:
And you eat your Emily Dickinson
Original Lyrics:
And you read your Emily Dickinson
"The Only Living Boy In New York"
Misheard Lyrics:
Heeey girl, yo robust t*****s fine, fine, fine.
Original Lyrics:
Hey, let your honesty shine, shine, shine.
"The Only Living Boy In New York"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey, let your honors do shine, shine, shine.
Original Lyrics:
Hey, let your honesty shine, shine, shine.
"The Only Living Boy In New York"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey, let your raw nasty shine, shine, shine.
Original Lyrics:
Hey, let your honesty shine, shine, shine.
"The Sound Of Silence"
Misheard Lyrics:
And in the naked lad I saw.
Original Lyrics:
And in the naked light I saw.
Editor's note: The song was originally titled "Sounds of Silence" upon its original release, but later compilations titled it "Sound of Silence."
"The Sound Of Silence"
Misheard Lyrics:
And the sign said, the words of the prophets
Are written on the subway walls
Tiananmen falls.
Original Lyrics:
And the sign said, the words of the prophets
Are written on the subway walls
And tenement halls.
"The Sound of Silence"
Misheard Lyrics:
And the sign said, the worst sodding prophets
Are written on the subway walls
Original Lyrics:
And the sign said, the words of the prophets
Are written on the subway walls
"The Sound of Silence"
Misheard Lyrics:
Beneath the hollow of the "A" Street ramp
Original Lyrics:
beneath the halo of a street lamp
"The Sound of Silence"
Misheard Lyrics:
Take my horns and I'm an angry jew
Original Lyrics:
Take my arms that I might reach you
"The Sounds Of Silence"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Fools' said I, 'You do not know
Silence like a camisole.'
Original Lyrics:
'Fools' said I, 'You do not know
Silence like a cancer grows.'
"The Sounds Of Silence"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Fools' said I, 'You do not know
Silence like a casserole.'
Original Lyrics:
'Fools' said I, 'You do not know
Silence like a cancer grows.'
"The Sounds Of Silence"
Misheard Lyrics:
And in the lake at night I saw
Ten thousand people, maybe more.
Original Lyrics:
And in the naked light I saw
Ten thousand people, maybe more.
"The Sounds Of Silence"
Misheard Lyrics:
And in the naked lad I saw
Ten thousand people, maybe more.
Original Lyrics:
And in the naked light I saw
Ten thousand people, maybe more.
"The Sounds Of Silence"
Misheard Lyrics:
And in the naked land I saw
Ten thousand people, maybe more.
Original Lyrics:
And in the naked light I saw
Ten thousand people, maybe more.
"The Sounds Of Silence"
Misheard Lyrics:
And in the naked light I saw
Ten thousand naked people at my door.
Original Lyrics:
And in the naked light I saw
Ten thousand people, maybe more.
"The Sounds Of Silence"
Misheard Lyrics:
And in the naked light, I saw
Ten thousand people making war.
Original Lyrics:
And in the naked light, I saw
Ten thousand people, maybe more.
"The Sounds Of Silence"
Misheard Lyrics:
And in the vacant lot I saw
Original Lyrics:
And in the naked light I saw
"The Sounds Of Silence"
Misheard Lyrics:
And the people bowed and prayed, to the neon god LeMay
Original Lyrics:
And the people bowed and prayed to the neon god they made
"The Sounds Of Silence"
Misheard Lyrics:
And the pigeon that was planted in my brain
Still remains.
Original Lyrics:
And the vision that was planted in my brain
Still remains.
"The Sounds Of Silence"
Misheard Lyrics:
And the sign flashed its t**s for me.
Original Lyrics:
And the sign flashed out its warning.
"The Sounds Of Silence"
Misheard Lyrics:
And the sign said: 'The nerds of the prophets are written on the subway walls
And restroom stalls
And echoed in the sound of silence.'
Original Lyrics:
And the sign said: 'The words of the prophets are written on the subway walls
And tenement halls
And echoed in the sound of silence.'
"The Sounds Of Silence"
Misheard Lyrics:
And then a naked dinosaur
A thousand feet or maybe more
or
And then a naked dinosaur
With thousand people, maybe more.
Original Lyrics:
And in the naked light, I saw
Ten thousand people, maybe more.
"The Sounds Of Silence"
Misheard Lyrics:
Because it isn't so flea-creeping
Original Lyrics:
Because a vision softly creeping
"The Sounds Of Silence"
Misheard Lyrics:
Had a vision, there were planets in my brain.
Original Lyrics:
And the vision that was planted in my brain.
"The Sounds Of Silence"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hear my words but I'm an anti-Jew
Take my arms but I'm an anti-Jew
Original Lyrics:
Hear my words that I might teach you
Take my arms that I might reach you
"The Sounds Of Silence"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hear my words my Auntie Jude
Take my arms around my hairy Jew
Original Lyrics:
Hear my words that I might teach you.
Take my arms that I might reach you
"The Sounds Of Silence"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hear my words that I might preach you
Take my arms that I'm an angry Jew.
Original Lyrics:
Hear my words that I might teach you
Take my arms that I might reach you.
"The Sounds Of Silence"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hear my words that I'm an angry Jew.
Original Lyrics:
Hear my words that I might teach you.
"The Sounds Of Silence"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hear my words that I'm an angry Jew
Take my arms that I'm an angry Jew.
Original Lyrics:
Hear my words that I might teach you
Take my arms that I might reach you.
"The Sounds Of Silence"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hear my words that I'm an anti-Jew
Take my arms that I'm a hairy Jew.
Original Lyrics:
Hear my words that I might teach you
Take my arms that I might reach you.
"The Sounds Of Silence"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hear my words that I'm not anti-Jew.
Original Lyrics:
Hear my words that I might teach you.
"The Sounds Of Silence"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hear my words, I am a Mighty Jew.
Original Lyrics:
Hear my words that I might teach you.
"The Sounds Of Silence"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hello Doctor Smile 'n' frown.
Original Lyrics:
Hello darkness, my old friend.
"The Sounds Of Silence"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hello Doctor Smile Friend
I've come to walk with you again
Original Lyrics:
Hello darkness my old friend
I've come to talk with you again
"The Sounds Of Silence"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hello Douglas, my old friend.
Original Lyrics:
Hello darkness, my old friend.
"The Sounds Of Silence"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hello Douglas, my wolfman.
Original Lyrics:
Hello darkness, my old friend.
"The Sounds Of Silence"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hello Dr. Smilefriend,
I've come to talk with you again
Original Lyrics:
Hello darkness my old friend,
I've come to talk with you again
"The Sounds Of Silence"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hello Tortoise my old friend
Original Lyrics:
Hello darkness my old friend
"The Sounds Of Silence"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hello cockroach, my old friend
You've come to gross me out again.
Original Lyrics:
Hello darkness, my old friend
I've come to talk with you again.
"The Sounds Of Silence"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hello darkness, my old friend
I walked into this wall again.
Original Lyrics:
Hello darkness, my old friend
I've come to talk to you again.
"The Sounds Of Silence"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hello darkness, smile a friend
I come to talk with you again
Because your vision softly decreaping
Left tis seat while I was sleeping
And the vision that was planted in my brain
Still remains
With in the sound of silence
And resteless dreams I walked away
Now the streets are coming strong
We fought halo at the eastern street vale
I turned my car into the coldest train
When my eyes where stayed by the flash of an ion light
Split the night
And thuched the sound of silence.
Original Lyrics:
Hello darkness, my old friend
I've come to talk with you again
Because a vision softly creeping
Left its seeds while I was sleeping
And the vision that was planted in my brain
Still remains
Within the sound of silence
In restless dreams I walked alone
Narrow streets of cobblestone
'Neath the halo of a street lamp
I turned my collar to the cold and damp
When my eyes were stabbed by the flash of a neon light
That split the night
And touched the sound of silence.
"The Sounds Of Silence"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hello, Darkness, smile friend
Original Lyrics:
Hello, Darkness, my old friend
"The Sounds Of Silence"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hello, Dr. Watson, my old friend.
Original Lyrics:
Hello darkness, my old friend.
"The Sounds Of Silence"
Misheard Lyrics:
I am Sheol, dead in my arbor
Original Lyrics:
I am shielded in my armor
I have a hard time believing some of these "misheard" lyrics.
"The Sounds Of Silence"
Misheard Lyrics:
I turn my collar to the Boulder Dam.
Original Lyrics:
I turn my collar to the cold and damp.
"The Sounds Of Silence"
Misheard Lyrics:
I turned my collar to the golden dam.
Original Lyrics:
I turned my collar to the cold and damp.
"The Sounds Of Silence"
Misheard Lyrics:
I turned my power to the golden dale.
Original Lyrics:
I turned my collar to the cold and damp.
"The Sounds Of Silence"
Misheard Lyrics:
In my head is soft beads of cheese.
Original Lyrics:
Because a vision softly creeping.
"The Sounds Of Silence"
Misheard Lyrics:
In restless dreams I wore cologne
Original Lyrics:
In restless dreams I walked alone
"The Sounds Of Silence"
Misheard Lyrics:
In the naked lad I saw.
Original Lyrics:
In the naked light I saw.
"The Sounds Of Silence"
Misheard Lyrics:
Silence like a Tensor grows
Original Lyrics:
Silence like a cancer grows
"The Sounds Of Silence"
Misheard Lyrics:
Silence like a casserole
Original Lyrics:
Silence like a cancer grows
"The Sounds Of Silence"
Misheard Lyrics:
Silence like a ketchup roll.
Original Lyrics:
Silence like a cancer grows.
"The Sounds Of Silence"
Misheard Lyrics:
Silence like an Astrodome
Original Lyrics:
Silence like a cancer grows
"The Sounds Of Silence"
Misheard Lyrics:
Silent night I can't ignore.
Original Lyrics:
Silence like a cancer grows.
"The Sounds Of Silence"
Misheard Lyrics:
Take my alms as I'm Anti-Jew.
Original Lyrics:
Take my arms that I might reach you.
This obviously wasn't the lyric, since Simon and Garfunkel are both of Jewish descent.
"The Sounds Of Silence"
Misheard Lyrics:
Take my arm, I'm an angry Jew.
Original Lyrics:
Take my arms that I might reach you.
"The Sounds Of Silence"
Misheard Lyrics:
Take my arms and I'm a hairy Jew.
Original Lyrics:
Take my arms that I might reach you.
"The Sounds Of Silence"
Misheard Lyrics:
Take my arms and I'm an ivory Jew.
Original Lyrics:
Take my arms that I might reach you.
"The Sounds Of Silence"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tell me more.
Original Lyrics:
And tenement halls
"The Sounds Of Silence"
Misheard Lyrics:
The sound of Simon
Original Lyrics:
The sound of silence
"The Sounds Of Silence"
Misheard Lyrics:
Town lit halls
Original Lyrics:
Tenement halls
"The Sounds of Silence"
Misheard Lyrics:
But my words like silent raindrops fell
And echoed in the worlds of silence
Original Lyrics:
But my words like silent raindrops fell
And echoed in the wells of silence
"The Sounds of Silence"
Misheard Lyrics:
People talking without speaking
People hearing without whistling
Original Lyrics:
People talking without speaking
People hearing without listening
"We've Got A Groovy Thing Goin'"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bad news, bad news
I heard you talking to Lee.
Original Lyrics:
Bad news, bad news
I heard you're packin' to leave.
"Wednesday Morning, 3 a.m."
Misheard Lyrics:
For twenty-five dollars and pieces of silver
I held up and robbed her heart, flicker stone.
Original Lyrics:
For twenty-five dollars and pieces of silver
I held up and robbed a hard liquor store.
"Wednesday Morning, 3am"
Misheard Lyrics:
I held up and robbed a hard knicker store.
Original Lyrics:
I held up and robbed a hard liquor store.
"Why Don't You Write Me?"
Misheard Lyrics:
Why don't you rape me?
Original Lyrics:
Why don't you write me?

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