Misheard Song Lyrics -> Artist -> S -> Simon And Garfunkel

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"A Hazy Shade Of Winter"
Misheard Lyrics:
Look around, Lisa Brown
Original Lyrics:
Look around, leaves are brown
"A Poem On The Underground Wall"
Misheard Lyrics:
Like a gently tapping Little League
Original Lyrics:
Like a gently tapping litany
"America"
Misheard Lyrics:
Captain Picard's on the New Jersey Turnpike.
Original Lyrics:
Countin' the cars on the New Jersey Turnpike.
"America"
Misheard Lyrics:
Captian Picard's on the New Jersey Turnpike.
Original Lyrics:
Counting the cars on the New Jersey Turnpike.
"America"
Misheard Lyrics:
Fried chicken seems like a dream to me now
Original Lyrics:
Michigan seems like a dream to me now
"America"
Misheard Lyrics:
I said be careful
His boat type is really a camera.
Original Lyrics:
I said be careful
His bowtie is really a camera.
"America"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got some really stale hair on my back.
Original Lyrics:
I've got some real estate here in my bag.
"America"
Misheard Lyrics:
Laughing on the bus
Playing games with the feces.
Original Lyrics:
Laughing on the bus
Playing games with the faces.
"America"
Misheard Lyrics:
Laughing on the bus
Playing games with the feces.
Original Lyrics:
Laughing on the bus
Playing games with the faces.
"America"
Misheard Lyrics:
This chicken soup's like a dream to me now.
Original Lyrics:
Michigan seems like a dream to me now.
"At The Zoo"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't believe, I don't believe it's true.
Original Lyrics:
I do believe it, I do believe it's true.
"At The Zoo"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a Zulu
Original Lyrics:
At the zoo
"Boxer"
Misheard Lyrics:
But I got no offers,
just a couple from the horse on 7th Avenue
Original Lyrics:
But I got no offers,
just a 'come on' from the whores on 7th Avenue
"Boxer"
Misheard Lyrics:
But I got no offers
Just to come in from the wars on 7th Avenue.
Original Lyrics:
But I got no offers
Just a 'come on' from the whores on 7th Avenue
"Boxer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Catch him Jimmy cried out
Original Lyrics:
Or cut him till he cried out
"Boxer"
Misheard Lyrics:
I am just a pier boy though my story's sadly told.
Original Lyrics:
I am just a poor boy and my story’s seldom told.
"Boxer"
Misheard Lyrics:
I am leaving
I am leaving, but the fire still remains.
Original Lyrics:
I am leaving
I am leaving, but the fighter still remains.
"Boxer"
Misheard Lyrics:
I am leaving
I am leaving, but to find her still remains.
Original Lyrics:
I am leaving
I am leaving, but the fighter still remains.
"Boxer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just a come-on from the folks on Seventh Avenue.
Original Lyrics:
Just a come-on from the whores on Seventh Avenue.
"Boxer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just a come-on from the war zone, Seventh Avenue
Original Lyrics:
Just a come-on from the whores on Seventh Avenue
"Boxer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just a come-on from the wharves on Seventh Avenue
Original Lyrics:
Just a come-on from the whores on Seventh Avenue
"Boxer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Such are promises:
all eyes and chest
Original Lyrics:
Such are promises.
All lies and jest
"Boxer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Such are promises:
All lies in chests.
Original Lyrics:
Such are promises.
All lies and jest.
"Boxer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Such are promises
All eyes ingest.
Original Lyrics:
Such are promises
All lies and jest.
"Boxer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sunshine promises
Original Lyrics:
Such are promises
"Boxer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Where the rabbit people go
Original Lyrics:
Where the ragged people go
"Bridge Over Troubled Waters"
Misheard Lyrics:
Like a bridge over troubled waters
I remain a man.
or
Like a bridge over troubled waters
I remain, Amen.
Original Lyrics:
Like a bridge over troubled waters
I will lay me down.
"Bridge Over Troubled Water"
Misheard Lyrics:
And like a bridge over troubled water
I will lay thee down.
Original Lyrics:
And like a bridge over troubled water
I will lay me down.
"Bridge Over Troubled Water"
Misheard Lyrics:
And like a bridge over troubled water
I will let you down.
Original Lyrics:
And like a bridge over troubled water
I will lay me down.
"Bridge Over Troubled Water"
Misheard Lyrics:
And paint is all around.
Original Lyrics:
And pain is all around.
"Bridge Over Troubled Water"
Misheard Lyrics:
And paintings all around.
Original Lyrics:
And pain is all around.
"Bridge Over Troubled Water"
Misheard Lyrics:
I will pee your mind.
Original Lyrics:
I will ease your mind.
"Bridge Over Troubled Water"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll take your pie
When darkness comes.
Original Lyrics:
I'll take your part
When darkness comes.
"Bridge Over Troubled Water"
Misheard Lyrics:
Like a pitcher of water
Original Lyrics:
Like a bridge over troubled water
"Bridge Over Troubled Water"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sail on Sailor girl, sail oh my.
Original Lyrics:
Sail on silver girl, sail on by.
"Bridge Over Troubled Water"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sail on silver moon
Original Lyrics:
Sail on silvergirl
"Bridge Over Troubled Water"
Misheard Lyrics:
When tears fall down your face,
I will wipe them off.
Original Lyrics:
When tears are in your eyes,
I will dry them all.
"Cecelia"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cecilia, you're breaking my heart
You're shaking my cone feathers daily.
Original Lyrics:
Cecilia, you're breaking my heart
You're shaking my confidence daily.
"Cecelia"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm baking your peas to come home.
Original Lyrics:
I'm begging you please to come home.
"Cecelia"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jubilation, she loves me again
I fall on the floor and I lactate.
Original Lyrics:
Jubilation, she loves me again
I fall on the floor and I laughing.
"Cecelia"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're shaking my c*** and it's breaking.
Original Lyrics:
You're shaking my confidence daily.
"Cecelia"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're shaking my coffee and baby.
Original Lyrics:
You're shaking my confidence daily.
"Cecelia"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're shaking my coffee and daisies.
Original Lyrics:
You're shaking my confidence daily.
"Cecelia"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're shaking my coffin and staying.
Original Lyrics:
You're shaking my confidence daily.
"Cecelia"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're shaking my coffin and staying.
Original Lyrics:
You're shaking my confidence daily.
"Cecelia"
Misheard Lyrics:
Your breaking my heart
Your shaking my carpetence daily.
Original Lyrics:
Cecilia, you're breaking my heart
You're shaking my confidence daily.
"Cecilia"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cecilia, you're breaking my home
You're shaking my confident saline
or
Cecilia, you're breaking my arms
You're shaking my confident sailing
or
Cecilia, you're breaking my arms
You're shaking my confident sailing
Original Lyrics:
Cecilia, you're breaking my heart
You're shaking my confidence daily
"Cecilia"
Misheard Lyrics:
Celia - you're breaking my heart
You're shaking my coffee and straining
Original Lyrics:
Celia - you're breaking my heart
You're shaking my confidence daily
"Cecilia"
Misheard Lyrics:
Good relation, she loves me again.
Original Lyrics:
Jubilation, she loves me again.
"Cecilia"
Misheard Lyrics:
I fall on the floor and I lactate.
Original Lyrics:
I fall on the floor and I'm laughing.
"Cecilia"
Misheard Lyrics:
In relation, she loves me again.
Original Lyrics:
Jubilation, she loves me again.
"Cecilia"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jubilation, she loves me again
I fall on the floor and I lactate.
Original Lyrics:
Jubilation, she loves me again
I fall on the floor and I'm laughing.
"Cecilia"
Misheard Lyrics:
Making love in the avenue
Original Lyrics:
Making love in the afternoon
"Cecilia"
Misheard Lyrics:
Making love with Cecilia,
I've been my pain through
Original Lyrics:
Making love with Cecilia
up in my bedroom
"Cecilia"
Misheard Lyrics:
Making love with Cecilia
Up and down and through.
Original Lyrics:
Making love with Cecilia
Up in my bedroom.
"Cecilia"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, Lucilia
You're breakin' my heart
You're breakin' my confident state
or
Oh Lucilia
You're breakin' my heart
You're breakin' my confident stages
or
Oh Lucilia
You're breakin' my heart
You're breakin' my confident stages
Original Lyrics:
Oh, Cecilia
You're breakin' my heart
You're shaking my confidence daily
"Cecilia"
Misheard Lyrics:
Shaking my carpet out daily
Original Lyrics:
Shaking my confidence daily
"Cecilia"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tribulation, she loves me again.
Original Lyrics:
Jubilation, she loves me again.
"Cecilia"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're shaking my car and it's daily.
or
You're shaking my car 'cause it's daily.
Original Lyrics:
You're shaking my confidence daily.
"Cecilia"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're shaking my coffee and danish.
Original Lyrics:
You're shaking my confidence daily.
"Cecilia"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're shaking my confidence baby.
Original Lyrics:
You're shaking my confidence daily.
"Cloudy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Toy story and tinkerbell
Original Lyrics:
Tolstoy and tinkerbell
"El Condor Pasa (If I Could)"
Misheard Lyrics:
A man gets tired to the bone.
Original Lyrics:
A man gets tied up to the ground.
"El Condor Pasa (If I Could)"
Misheard Lyrics:
He gives the world its saddest song.
Original Lyrics:
He gives the world its saddest sound.
"El Condor Pasa (If I Could)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Like a song that's here and gone.
Original Lyrics:
Like a swan that's here and gone.
"Fakin' It"
Misheard Lyrics:
Is there any danger? No, No, not really
Just mean old me.
Original Lyrics:
Is there any danger? No, No, not really
Just lean on me.
"For Emily, Whenever I May Find Her"
Misheard Lyrics:
We walked on frosted flakes.
Original Lyrics:
We walked on frosted fields.
"Hazy Shade Of Winter"
Misheard Lyrics:
At Anna Karenina time
Original Lyrics:
At any convenient time
"Hazy Shade Of Winter"
Misheard Lyrics:
Funny how my m***** skips
While looking over manuscripts
Original Lyrics:
Funny how my mem'ry skips
While looking over manuscripts.
"Hazy Shade of Winter"
Misheard Lyrics:
Look around,
Knees are brown
Original Lyrics:
Look around,
leaves are brown
"Homeward Bound"
Misheard Lyrics:
Auditor of one night stands
Original Lyrics:
On a tour of one night stands
"Homeward Bound"
Misheard Lyrics:
Every stop is Neepy Land
Original Lyrics:
Every stop is neatly planned
When things go FUBAR I still use: Here we are in Neepy Land again.
"Homeward Bound"
Misheard Lyrics:
Home where my thoughts are fading
Home where my music's lading
Home where my loveline's waiting
Silently forming.
Original Lyrics:
Home where my thoughts escaping
Home where my music's playing
Home where my love lies waiting
Silently for me.
"Homeward Bound"
Misheard Lyrics:
Home, where my dog's escaping.
Original Lyrics:
Home, where my thoughts escaping.
"Homeward Bound"
Misheard Lyrics:
Home, with my fox escaping.
Original Lyrics:
Home, where my thought's escaping.
"Homeward Bound"
Misheard Lyrics:
I wish I was home with Mom
Original Lyrics:
I wish I was homeward bound
"Homeward Bound"
Misheard Lyrics:
Up to here with one night stands.
Original Lyrics:
On a tour of one night stands.
"I Am A Rock"
Misheard Lyrics:
I am Iraq, I am in Ireland.
Original Lyrics:
I am a rock, I am an island.
"I Am A Rock"
Misheard Lyrics:
I am Iraq, I am in Thailand.
Original Lyrics:
I am a rock, I am an island.
"I Am A Rock"
Misheard Lyrics:
I am a rock, I am an entrepeneur.
Original Lyrics:
I am a rock, I am an island.
"I Am A Rock"
Misheard Lyrics:
I am a rock, I am an onion
Original Lyrics:
I am a rock I am an island
"I Am A Rock"
Misheard Lyrics:
I am a rock, I am an otter
Original Lyrics:
I am a rock, I am an island
"I Am A Rock"
Misheard Lyrics:
I am a rock
I am an onion
Original Lyrics:
I am a rock
I am an island
"I Am A Rock"
Misheard Lyrics:
I am a rott, I am rottweiler.
Original Lyrics:
I am a rock, I am an island.
"I Am A Rock"
Misheard Lyrics:
I am a wok, frying an onion.
Original Lyrics:
I am a rock, I am an island.
"I Am A Rock"
Misheard Lyrics:
I am still dead in my armor.
Original Lyrics:
I am shielded in my armor.
"I Am A Rock"
Misheard Lyrics:
I ham Iraq, I have an eye, man!
Original Lyrics:
I am a rock, I am an island!
"I Am A Rock"
Misheard Lyrics:
I have a rock, I have an island.
Original Lyrics:
I am a rock, I am an island.
"I Am A Rock"
Misheard Lyrics:
I have my looks
and my poetry to protect me
Original Lyrics:
I have my books
and my poetry to protect me
"I Am A Rock"
Misheard Lyrics:
I have no need of bloodshed
Bloodshed causes pain.
Original Lyrics:
I have no need of friendship
Friendship causes pain.
"I Am A Rock"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm in Iraq, I am in Thailand
Original Lyrics:
I am a rock, I am an Island
"I Am A Rock"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've been waltzed
A fort that's deep and mighty.
Original Lyrics:
I've built walls
A fortress deep and mighty.
"I Am A Rock"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've been warned.
Original Lyrics:
I've built walls.
"I Am A Rock"
Misheard Lyrics:
In a Diefendorf December
Original Lyrics:
In a deep and dark December
"I Am a Rock"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hiding in my womb, safe within my womb
I touched your wonders and no one touches me.
Original Lyrics:
Hiding in my room, safe within my womb
I touch no one and no one touches me.
"I Am a Rock"
Misheard Lyrics:
I have my books,
and my poultry to protect me
Original Lyrics:
I have my books,
and my poetry to protect me
"I Am a Rock"
Misheard Lyrics:
I have my buckles, and poetry to protect me.
Original Lyrics:
I have my books, and my poetry to protect me
"Kathy's Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
As I watch the drops of rain
Weave their weary paths, and I
I know that I am like the rain
There but for the grace of you go I.
Original Lyrics:
As I watch the drops of rain
Weave their weary paths, and die
I know that I am like the rain
There but for the grace of you, go I.
"Kathy's Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
I hear the drizzle on the road
Like a memory, it falls.
Original Lyrics:
I hear the drizzle of the rain
Like a memory, it falls.
"Keep The Customer Satisfied"
Misheard Lyrics:
You better get your bags and flea.
Original Lyrics:
You better get your bags and flee.
"Mrs Robinson"
Misheard Lyrics:
And here's to you, Mrs. Robinson
She's a slutty whore that you will know.
Original Lyrics:
And here's to you, Mrs. Robinson
Jesus loves you more than you will know.
"Mrs Robinson"
Misheard Lyrics:
And please to you, this is Robinson
Jesus loves your more than you will know.
Original Lyrics:
And here's to you, Mrs. Robinson
Jesus loves you more than you will know.
"Mrs Robinson"
Misheard Lyrics:
God bless the trees, Mrs Robinson
Original Lyrics:
God bless you please, Mrs Robinson
"Mrs Robinson"
Misheard Lyrics:
God bless your knees, Mrs. Robinson.
Original Lyrics:
God bless you please, Mrs. Robinson.
"Mrs Robinson"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jesus loves you more than your old nose
Original Lyrics:
Jesus loves you more than you will know
"Mrs Robinson"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mrs Robinson
She's a slut more than you will know
Ho, ho, ho.
Original Lyrics:
Mrs. Robinson
Jesus loves you more than you will know
Wo, wo, wo.
"Mrs Robinson"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sitting on a sofa on a Sunday afternoon
Going to the can to masturbate.
Original Lyrics:
Sitting on a sofa on a Sunday afternoon
Going to the candidates' debate.
"Mrs. Robinson"
Misheard Lyrics:
And here's to you, Mrs. Robinson
She's a slut more than you will know.
Original Lyrics:
And here's to you, Mrs. Robinson
Jesus loves you more than you will know.
"Mrs. Robinson"
Misheard Lyrics:
And please to you, this is Robinson.
Original Lyrics:
And here's to you, Mrs. Robinson.
"Mrs. Robinson"
Misheard Lyrics:
Go cook a Jew, Mrs. Robinson
Original Lyrics:
Koo Koo Ka Choo, Mrs. Robinson
"Mrs. Robinson"
Misheard Lyrics:
God Bless Your Sneeze, Mr. Roger's Son
Original Lyrics:
God Bless You Please, Mrs. Robinson
"Mrs. Robinson"
Misheard Lyrics:
God bless shipley's
Original Lyrics:
God bless you please
"Mrs. Robinson"
Misheard Lyrics:
God bless you please, Master Robinton
Original Lyrics:
God bless you please, Mrs Robinson
"Mrs. Robinson"
Misheard Lyrics:
God help your fleas, Mrs. Robinson.
Original Lyrics:
God bless you, please, Mrs. Robinson.
"Mrs. Robinson"
Misheard Lyrics:
Going to the can the day's debate
Original Lyrics:
Going to the candidates debate
"Mrs. Robinson"
Misheard Lyrics:
Going to the candidates to date
Original Lyrics:
Going to the candidates' debate
"Mrs. Robinson"
Misheard Lyrics:
Going to the candy dates to date.
Original Lyrics:
Going to the candidates' debate.
"Mrs. Robinson"
Misheard Lyrics:
Going to the candy-dates to date.
Original Lyrics:
Going to the candidates' debate.
"Mrs. Robinson"
Misheard Lyrics:
Goo goo g'joob, Mrs. Robinson
Original Lyrics:
Coo coo ca-choo, Mrs. Robinson
"Mrs. Robinson"
Misheard Lyrics:
Heaven holds a place for those who bray
Original Lyrics:
Heaven holds a place for those who pray
"Mrs. Robinson"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jokin' Joe has left and gone away.
Original Lyrics:
Joltin' Joe has left and gone away.
"Mrs. Robinson"
Misheard Lyrics:
Look around you all you see are sympathetic lies
Original Lyrics:
Look around you all you see are sympathetic eyes
"Mrs. Robinson"
Misheard Lyrics:
Look around you.
All you see are simple-headed guys
Original Lyrics:
Look around you.
All you see are sympathetic eyes
"Mrs. Robinson"
Misheard Lyrics:
Put it in your panties with your cupcakes
Original Lyrics:
Put it in your pantry with your cupcakes
"Mrs. Robinson"
Misheard Lyrics:
Put it in your pants and eat your cupcakes.
Original Lyrics:
Put in in your pantry with your cupcakes.
"Mrs. Robinson"
Misheard Lyrics:
Put it in your panties with your cupcakes
or
Put it in your pants with your cupcakes
or
Put it in your pants with your cupcakes
Original Lyrics:
Put it in your pantry with your cupcakes
"Mrs. Robinson"
Misheard Lyrics:
Put it in your pants, eat it with your cupcakes
Original Lyrics:
Put in in your pantry with your cupcakes
"Mrs. Robinson"
Misheard Lyrics:
Put it in your pants, you're with your cupcake
Original Lyrics:
Put it in the pantry with your cupcakes
"Mrs. Robinson"
Misheard Lyrics:
Reaching in your pants you move your conscience
or
Reaching in your pants you move your carkeys
or
Reaching in your pants you move your carkeys
Original Lyrics:
Put it in your pantry with your cupcakes
"Mrs. Robinson"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's a s*** that you already know.
Original Lyrics:
Jesus loves you more than you will know.
"Mrs. Robinson"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's a slut and more than you know.
Original Lyrics:
Jesus loves you more then you will know.
"Mrs. Robinson"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's a slut, more than you will know
Heaven has a place for hoes who pray
Hey, hey, hey!
Original Lyrics:
Jesus loves you more than you will know
Heaven has a place for those who pray
Hey, hey, hey!
"Mrs. Robinson"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's a slut, more than you will know
Original Lyrics:
Jesus loves you more than you will know
"Mrs. Robinson"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's a slutty Mormon you will know
Original Lyrics:
Jesus loves you more than you will know
"Mrs. Robinson"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's the slutty mormon that all you know.
Original Lyrics:
Jesus loves you more than you will know.
"Mrs. Robinson"
Misheard Lyrics:
Shout about it, loud about it
When you've got the shoes.
Original Lyrics:
Laugh about it, shout about it
When you've got to choose.
"My Little Town"
Misheard Lyrics:
As I pledged allegiance to the war?
Original Lyrics:
As I pledged allegiance to the wall
"My Little Town"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's just imagination. Relax!
Original Lyrics:
It's just imagination they lack.
"My Little Town"
Misheard Lyrics:
Nothing but the dead of night back in my little town.
Original Lyrics:
Nothing but the dead and dying back in my little town.
"My Little Town"
Misheard Lyrics:
Nothing but the dead of night
Original Lyrics:
Nothing but the dead and dying
"My Little Town"
Misheard Lyrics:
We be nothing but the dead and dying back in my little town.
Original Lyrics:
Leaving nothing but the dead and dying back in my little town.
"Parsley, Sage, Rosemary, & Thyme"
Misheard Lyrics:
Are you going to scarred up affair?
Original Lyrics:
Are you going to Scarborough Fair?
"Parsley, Sage, Rosemary, & Thyme"
Misheard Lyrics:
Partly saged was Mary and I.
Original Lyrics:
Parsley, sage, rosemary, and thyme
"Richard Cory"
Misheard Lyrics:
And the rumors of his parties
And the Yorkies on his yacht!
Original Lyrics:
And the rumor of his parties
And the orgies on his yacht!
"Save The Life of My Child"
Misheard Lyrics:
Save the life of my child!
Grab the desk with my love
Original Lyrics:
Save the life of my child!
Cried the desperate mother
"Scarborough Fair / Canticle"
Misheard Lyrics:
Are you going to scar an old friend?
Original Lyrics:
Are you going to Scarborough Fair?
"Scarborough Fair/Canticle"
Misheard Lyrics:
And the stage rolls merrily by.
Original Lyrics:
Parsely, sage, rosemary and thyme
"Scarborough Fair"
Misheard Lyrics:
Are you going to Scarborough Fair?
Hardly safe for Mary and John.
Original Lyrics:
Are you going to Scarborough Fair?
Parsley, sage, rosemary, and thyme.
"Scarborough Fair"
Misheard Lyrics:
Are you going to the Scarborough Fair?
Horse sweet hay rows merry and time.
Original Lyrics:
Are you going to Scarborough Fair?
Parsley, sage, rosemary, and thyme.
"Scarborough Fair"
Misheard Lyrics:
As they say sweet Mary and tides
Original Lyrics:
Parsely, sage, rosemary and thyme
"Scarborough Fair"
Misheard Lyrics:
Parcly say draws Mary and Tom
Original Lyrics:
Parsley, sage, rosemary & thyme
"Scarborough Fair"
Misheard Lyrics:
Park Ave. suites, angels, Mandy and Tom
Original Lyrics:
Parsley, sage, rosemary, & thyme
"Scarborough Fair"
Misheard Lyrics:
Parsley grows both merry and bright.
Original Lyrics:
Parsley, sage, rosemary and thyme
"Scarborough Fair"
Misheard Lyrics:
Parsley sage grows merry in time.
Original Lyrics:
Parsley, sage, rosemary, and thyme
"Scarborough Fair"
Misheard Lyrics:
Parsley sage grows merry with time.
Original Lyrics:
Parsley, sage, rosemary and thyme.
"Scarborough Fair"
Misheard Lyrics:
Parsley saved Rosemary and died.
Original Lyrics:
Parsley, sage, rosemary, and thyme
"Scarborough Fair"
Misheard Lyrics:
Parsley savings merry and time
Original Lyrics:
Parsley, Sage, Rosemary and Thyme
"Scarborough Fair"
Misheard Lyrics:
Parsley's Angels: Mary and Tom.
Original Lyrics:
Parsley, sage, rosemary, and thyme.
"Scarborough Fair"
Misheard Lyrics:
Parsley, Sage, grow merry with time
Original Lyrics:
Parsley, Sage, Rosemary and Thyme
"Scarborough Fair"
Misheard Lyrics:
Parsley, sage, rose merry and time
Original Lyrics:
Parsley, sage, rosemary and thyme
"Scarborough Fair"
Misheard Lyrics:
Partially stage rolls merry in time
Original Lyrics:
Parsley, sage, rosemary, and thyme
"Scarborough Fair"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sleeps on a willow all cloudy and calm
Original Lyrics:
Sleeps unaware of the clarion call
"Scarborough Fair"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sleeps unaware of a cloud in the storm.
Original Lyrics:
Sleeps unaware of the clarion call.
"Scarborough Fair"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tell her to knit me a brand new red shirt.
Original Lyrics:
Tell her to make me a cambric shirt.
"Scarborough Fair"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tell her to make me a candle and shirt. or
Tell her to make me a candle, break chapter.
or
Tell her to make me a cattle red shirt.
or
Tell her to make me a cattle red shirt.
Original Lyrics:
Tell her to make me a cambric shirt.
"Scarborough Fair"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tell her to make me a candle and shirt
or
Tell her to make me a cattle red shirt
or
Tell her to make me a cattle red shirt
Original Lyrics:
Tell her to make me a cambric shirt
"Scarborough Fair"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tell her to make me a deep tallow shirt.
Original Lyrics:
Tell her to make me a cambric shirt.
"Scarborough Fair"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tell her to make me a forest green shed.
Original Lyrics:
Tell her to make me a cambric shirt.
"Scarborough Fair"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tell her to meet me in a calender truck'
Original Lyrics:
Tell her to make me a cambric shirt
"Scarborough Fair"
Misheard Lyrics:
With the Virgin Mary and child
Original Lyrics:
Parsley, sage, rosemary and thyme
"Sound Of Silence"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Fools' said I, 'You do not know
Silence like a camisole.'
Original Lyrics:
'Fools' said I, 'You do not know
Silence like a cancer grows.'
"Sound Of Silence"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Fools' said I, 'You do not know
Silence like a casserole.'
Original Lyrics:
'Fools' said I, 'You do not know
Silence like a cancer grows.'
"Sound Of Silence"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Hear my words that I'm an angry Jew
Take my arms that I'm an angry Jew.'
Original Lyrics:
'Hear my words that I might teach you
Take my arms that I might reach you.'
"Sound Of Silence"
Misheard Lyrics:
And in the lake at night I saw
Ten thousand people, maybe more.
Original Lyrics:
And in the naked light I saw
Ten thousand people, maybe more.
"Sound Of Silence"
Misheard Lyrics:
And the pigeon that was planted in my brain
Still remains.
Original Lyrics:
And the vision that was planted in my brain
Still remains.
"Sound Of Silence"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hear my words that I might preach you
Take my arms that I'm an angry Jew.
Original Lyrics:
Hear my words that I might teach you
Take my arms that I might reach you.
"Sound Of Silence"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hear my words that I'm an anti-Jew
Take my arms that I'm a hairy Jew.
Original Lyrics:
Hear my words that I might teach you
Take my arms that I might reach you.
"Sound Of Silence"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hello Doctor Smile 'n' frown.
Original Lyrics:
Hello darkness, my ole friend.
"Sound Of Silence"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hello Douglas, my old friend.
Original Lyrics:
Hello darkness, my ole friend.
"Sound Of Silence"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hello cockroach, my old friend
You've come to gross me out again.
Original Lyrics:
Hello darkness, my old friend
I've come to talk with you again.
"Sound Of Silence"
Misheard Lyrics:
I turn my collar to the Boulder Dam.
Original Lyrics:
I turn my collar to the cold and damp.
"Sound Of Silence"
Misheard Lyrics:
I turned my collar to the golden dam.
Original Lyrics:
I turned my collar to the cold and damp.
"Sound Of Silence"
Misheard Lyrics:
Silence like a ketchup roll.
Original Lyrics:
Silence like a cancer grows.
"Sound Of Silence"
Misheard Lyrics:
Take my arms and I'm an ivory Jew.
Original Lyrics:
Take my arms that I might reach you.
"Sound of Silence"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hear my words but I'm an anti-Jew
Take my arms but I'm an anti-Jew
Original Lyrics:
Hear my words that I might teach you
Take my arms that I might reach you
"Sound of Silence"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hello Dr. Smilefriend,
I've come to talk with you again
Original Lyrics:
Hello darkness my old friend,
I've come to talk with you again
"Sound of Silence"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hello darkness, smile a friend
I come to talk with you again
Because your vision softly decreaping
Left tis seat while I was sleeping
And the vision that was planted in my brain
Still remains
With in the sound of silence
And resteless dreams I walked away
Now the streets are coming strong
We fought halo at the eastern street vale
I turned my car into the coldest train
When my eyes where stayed by the flash of an ion light
Split the night
And thuched the sound of silence.
Original Lyrics:
Hello darkness, my old friend
I've come to talk with you again
Because a vision softly creeping
Left its seeds while I was sleeping
And the vision that was planted in my brain
Still remains
Within the sound of silence
In restless dr