These are lyrics by Simon And Garfunkel that we think are kind of nonsensical.
Nonsensical Song Lyrics, Simon And Garfunkel
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Hello lamp post whatcha knowing?
I've come to watch your flowers growing
1) Why would you sing to a lamp post? It's an inanimate object, for pete's sake! 2) Why would flowers be associated with such an object?
Submitted by: Some Random Guy
Pigeons plot in secrecy, and hamsters turn on frequently.
What a gas, you've gotta come and see at the zoo.
What zoo features hamsters and pigeons?
Submitted by: Michael S.
Sail on, silver girl. Sail on by.
No girls are made of silver.
Submitted by: Karen Smith
I am a rock, I am an island
People are not rocks or islands.
Submitted by: Candy Welty
Wish I was an English muffin ...
I love Boysenberry more than any ordinary jam
I'm a citizens for Boysenberry jam fan
The whole song is completely random. They're indicating that they are singing cornflakes, then jam-fan muffins, then a lieutenant... And nothing is related to the title.
Submitted by: Qvinny
Asking only workman's wages, I go looking for a job
But I get no offers
Just a come-on from the whores on Seventh Avenue
I do declare, there were times when I was so lonesome
I took some comfort there.
Just one question: If he had no job, how did he pay them?
Submitted by: Scot Penslar
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