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Song Parodies -> "Stoneage Scumbag"

Original Song Title:

"Teenage Dirtbag"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Stoneage Scumbag"

Parody Written by:

Phil Alexander

The Lyrics

His name is Sharon, I had a dream about him
Dropping a bomb, there's something obscene about him
He don't want peace
In the Middle East
And he's getting worse by the hour
He's managed to cling on to power in Israel

But he's just a stoneage scumbag, Sharon
Yeah he's just a stoneage scumbag, he don'
Listen to UN statements, maybe he should
Ooohoo Hoo Hooooooo

And from the Yanks, he gets a load of money
He gives them... thanks (or sometimes not, that's funny)
American arms
Missiles and bombs
But he just says "No, Uncle Sam"
And he doesn't give a damn what they say


Oh yeah, Scumbag; No, they've brought down his coalition
Oh yeah, Scumbag; No, they've brought down his coalition

Why can't he see for every child he shoots
There's going to be ten thousand new recruits
Why did he get in
This war he can't win
And he doesn't know what to do
To get himself out of the pooh that he's in

Labour has quit his coalition
Sharon is calling an election
Hope they kick out this scumbag mabye real soon . . . Ooohoo Hoo Hooooooo

Oh yeah, Scumbag; No, they've brought down his coalition
Oh yeah, Scumbag; No, they've brought down his coalition

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Pacing: 3.5
How Funny: 2.8
Overall Rating: 3.2

Total Votes: 12

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Paige - September 12, 2004 - Report this comment
Exellent. you can emagine it in your mind
Phil Alexander - September 12, 2004 - Report this comment
Thank you, Paige - nice to get a favourable comment on this one after all this time :-)
Ingeborg S. Nordén - September 14, 2004 - Report this comment
I don't know the original song, so I gave you full credit for the pacing just to be on the safe side. Lyrics are pretty funny and well-written, though not as good as some of your others: 5-4-4.
Phil Alexander - September 15, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks, Ingeborg - this wasn't really intended to be funny, more a polemic: typically I've tended towards being pro-Israel, but this was written after a bunch of extreme right-wingers had tried to bring down the Sharon government *for giving too much away to the Palestinians*; but unfortunately he was re-elected with an increased majority. As a politcian, Sharon certainly knows how to manipulate the fear of his electorate to get himself re-elected - remind you of anyone?

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