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Fun Music Information -> Wheatus

This is the most recent information about Wheatus that has been submitted to amIright. If we have more information about Wheatus, then we provide a link to the section where it appears (the actual page whenever possible).


Possible Misspelled Names:

These are the alternate spellings of the performer's name we've had to correct in submissions to amIright.


Band Name Origins:

  • Brendan, Peta and Liz were all called 'Wedus' by their dad when they were kids so Brendan modified it Submitted by: Me
  • Brendan and his brother Pete (Pete's the drummer in wheatus) were called "whedon" when they were little. So they transformed it in to Wheatus! Submitted by: Brendan

Stupid Band Names:

  • Sounds like a misspelled breakfast cereal. Wheaties? Submitted by: Chris
  • It sounds like cereal to me. Submitted by: Travis
  • At first when I heard 'Teenage Dirtbag' on the radio I thought the DJ had said...foetus...ewwww . Submitted by: Luja
  • It is actually a misspelled cereal name (Weetus). Submitted by: space bob

New Band Names:

New Name
Why It's Better
Submitter Name
White-UsAnother type of bread, and they're all white.Rock Maninoff

New Song Names:

Original Song Name
New Song Name
Submitter Name
"Teenage Golf Bag""Teenage Dirtbag"newrock
"teenage prankster""wannabe gangstar"Brendan
"Teenage Punch Bag""Tennage Dirt Bag"Katie

Song Parody Lyrics:

Original Song Name
Parody Song Name
Parody Author
"Teenage Dirtbag""Enemabag"Cactus Impersonator
"Teenage Dirtbag""Preteen Douchebag"Cactus Impersonator
"Teenage Dirtbag""Teenage Vaccum Bag"Cactus Impersonator
"Teenage Dirtbag""Racist Scumbag"Remoaner62
"Teenage Dirtbag""Freak Aim Bird Crap"the_conqueror_of_parodies
"Teenage Dirtbag""Roman Catholic"Twiki
"Teenage Dirtbag""Star Trek Red Shirt"Adam Eccleshall
"Teenage Dirtbag""Teenage Gymbag"Ros Jessamine
"Teenage Dirtbag""Teenage Redneck"Stickman and Friends
"Teenage Dirtbag""Ice Age Bonebag"Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni)

There are additional Wheatus song parodies available.

Songs for Commercials, That Haven't Been Done Yet:

Song Name
Teenage DirtbagHoover VacuumsDan

Bad Choices for On Hold Music:

Song Name
Teenage DirtbagBritney Spears' Answerphoneficticious
Teenage DirtbagTeen Help Hotline flavio

Songs for Duets, That Haven't Been Done Yet:

First Band/Song Name
Second Band/Song Name
New Song Name
Why Do Fools Fall In Love?
   Frankie Lymon & the Teenagers
Teenage Dirtbag
Why Do Teenage Dirtbags Fall In Love?
Because they're stupid?
Here It Comes Again
Teenage Dirtbag
Here Comes The Dirtbag Again
They could call themselves the Farmyard Pack.
A Teenage Prayer
   The Six Teens
Teenage Dirtbag
A Teenage Dirtbag's Prayer
Disposable Teens
   Marilyn Manson
Teenage Dirtbag
Disposable Teenage Dirtbags
Filled with trash, of course.

If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be:

Cream of Wheatus
Cream combined with Wheatus
Submitted By: No One In Particular
Wheatus & Oates
Wheatus combined with Hall & Oates
Another granular band!
Submitted By: Random Madeupperson
Wheatus Bread
Wheatus combined with Bread
As opposed to Whitus Bread.
Submitted By: Funny Guy

Misheard Lyrics:

"Teenage Dirtbag"
Misheard Lyrics:
Listen to All You're Made of Baby
Original Lyrics:
Listen to Iron Maiden Baby
"Teenage Dirtbag"
Misheard Lyrics:
Listen to while you're mating baby with me
Original Lyrics:
Listen to Iron Maiden baby with me
"Teenage Dirtbag"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, how she rocks, like kids in tube socks
Original Lyrics:
Oh, how she rocks in Keds and tube socks
"Teenage Dirtbag"
Misheard Lyrics:
Her boyfriend's a d***,
He brings gum to school,
And he'd simply lick my ass,
If he knew the truth
Original Lyrics:
Her boyfriend's a d***
And he brings a gun to school
And he'd simply kick my ass
If he knew the truth
There are additional Wheatus misheard lyrics available.

Song Parody Fragments:

"Teenage dirtbag"
Better Lyrics:
His name is Stu Miles
I have a dream about him
He has crap hair
Got an appointment in half an hour
Oh how he rocks
With his longer locks
How could he cut all his hair
And why did he give a damn wot he looked like
Cos hes got a crappy haircut baby
yeah hes got a crappy haircut baby
don't listen to the hairdresser baby
Like me
Original Lyrics:
Her name is noelle I wrote a song about her
She rings my bell
I got gym class in half an hour
Oh how she rocks
In Keds and tube socks
But she doesn't know who I am
And she doesn't give a damn about me
Cos im just a teenage dirtbag baby yeah
I'm just a teenage dirtbag baby
Listen to Iron Maiden baby
With me
Submitted by: Lucy

Funniest Song Lyrics:

"Teenage Dirtbag"
The Funny Lyrics:
Ooh yeah, dirtbag
Why They're Funny:
Sounds like a tribute, doesn't it? (I suppose this line could also go in the Insulting section.)
Submitted by: Dutch_Justine
The Funny Lyrics:
He's just a pimp with a limp and some vaseline.
Why They're Funny:
What a mental image!
Submitted by: bluecanary
There are additional Wheatus Funny lyrics available.

Song Lyrics That Name Check Celebrities:

"Teenage Dirtbag"
The Lyrics:
Yeah, I'm just a teenage dirtbag, baby.
Listen to Iron Maiden, baby, with me.
Who They Mention:
Iron Maiden
Submitted by: Gretchen Wieners

Song Lyrics That Mention Brand Name Products:

"Teenage Dirtbag"
The Lyrics:
He lives on my block,
and he drives an IROC.
Product Brand Name:
The Camaro IROC.
Submitted by: Brian Kelly
"Teenage Dirtbag"
The Lyrics:
Oh how she rocks
In keds and tube socks
Product Brand Name:
Submitted by: amy

Song Title Space Change:

"Teenage Dirt Bag" originally "Teenage Dirtbag"
Submitted by: Doug Pitts

Band Name Anagrams:

What Use? Submitted by: Joe
Shut Awe Submitted by: Zodma Kitten
Can awe be shut?
Use What? Submitted by: Yvette Bristle
Thaw Sue Submitted by: Margo
Sew A Hut Submitted by: R.G.

There are additional Wheatus Band Name Anagrams available.

Song Title Anagrams:

"Deer Getting Baa" originally "Teenage Dirtbag"
Anagram previously submitted as space change
Submitted by: The Quirkfetch Kid
"Deer Getting Baa" originally "Teenage Dirtbag"
Anagram previously submitted as space change
Submitted by: The Quirkfetch Kid
"Beget Tragedian" originally "Teenage Dirtbag"
Anagram previously submitted as space change
Submitted by: The Quirkfetch Kid
"A Batting Degree" originally "Teenage Dirtbag"
Anagram previously submitted as space change
Submitted by: The Quirkfetch Kid
"A Debating Egret" originally "Teenage Dirtbag"
Anagram previously submitted as space change
Submitted by: The Quirkfetch Kid

Songs That Are Banned:

"Teenage Dirtbag"
In the year before this song's release, there was a shooting at a school in Columbine so in the line "He brings a gun to school" the word "gun" was edited out on the radio version.
Submitted by: A Stranger

Song Title Spoonerisms:

"Bean Age Dirt Tag" originally "Teenage Dirtbag"
Submitted by: Erica Tetralix

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