Fun Music Information -> Wheatus
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Misspellings and other Alternate Names:
These are the alternate spellings of the performer's name we've had to correct in submissions to amIright.
WeatusBand Name Origins:
- Brendan, Peta and Liz were all called 'Wedus' by their dad when they were kids so Brendan modified it Submitted by: Me
- Brendan and his brother Pete (Pete's the drummer in wheatus) were called "whedon" when they were little. So they transformed it in to Wheatus! Submitted by: Brendan
Why the Name is Stupid:
- At first when I heard 'Teenage Dirtbag' on the radio I thought the DJ had said...foetus...ewwww . Submitted by: Luja
- It is actually a mispelled cereal name (Weetus). Submitted by: space bob
- Sounds like a miss-spelled breakfast cereal Submitted by: Chris
New Band Names:
New Name | Why It's Better | Submitter Name |
| Beatus (We Deserve It) | 'cause they really need a kick in the face. Especially that idiot with the stupid hair. | foo fighter |
| Weedis | I actually thought this was what it was, coz the radio announcers here in Australia pronounced it like 'Weedis'... | Two-Faced Goblin |
Better Names for Current Songs:
Original Song Name | New Song Name | Submitter Name |
| "Teenage Golf Bag" | "Teenage Dirtbag" | newrock |
| "teenage prankster" | "wannabe gangstar" | Brendan |
| "Teenage Punch Bag" | "Tennage Dirt Bag" | Katie |
Song Parodies:
Original Song Name | Parody Song Name | Parody Author |
| "Teenage Dirtbag" | "Teenage Redneck" | Stickman and Friends |
| "Teenage Dirtbag" | "Ice Age Bonebag" | Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) |
| "Teenage Dirtbag" | "Teenage Postman" | Dumb Ass Kid |
| "Teenage Dirt Bag." | "Songs Of Croft Part XXXVII- I'm Just a Tomb Raider" | Ocean-Sirius |
| "Teenage Dirtbag" | "Teenage Wasteland" | Tokusou Sentai Blessranger |
| "Teenage Dirtbag" | "Teenage Douchebag" | Johnny Mako and The Hellfire Blood Sharks |
| "Teenage Dirtbag" | "Old-age Toerag" | Kristof Robertson |
| "Teenage Dirtbag" | "Mortal Kombat" | Count Nobbus |
| "Teenage Dirtbag" | "Mortal Ho-bag" | Arwen |
| "Teenage Dirtbag" | "Teenage Druggy" | Josh 2 |
There are additional Wheatus song parodies available. | ||
Untapped Commercial Ideas:
Song Name | Product | Submittor |
| Teenage Dirtbag | Hoover Vacuums | Dan |
Bad Choices for On Hold Music:
Song Name | Company/Organization | Submittor |
| Teenage Dirtbag | Britney Spears' Answerphone | ficticious |
| Teenage Dirtbag | Teen Help Hotline | flavio |
Duets Not Yet Performed:
First Band/Song Name | Second Band/Song Name | New Song Name | Submittor |
| Why Do Fools Fall In Love? The Supremes | Teenage Dirtbag Wheatus | Why Do Teenage Dirtbags Fall In Love? Because they're stupid? | Ed |
| Here It Comes Again Korn | Teenage Dirtbag Wheatus | Here Comes The Dirtbag Again They could call themselves the Farmyard Pack. | ApocolypticMan |
| A Teenage Prayer The Six Teens | Teenage Dirtbag Wheatus | A Teenage Dirtbag's Prayer | crazmo |
| Disposable Teens Marilyn Manson | Teenage Dirtbag Wheatus | Disposable Teenage Dirtbags Filled with trash, of course. | feenyx |
If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be :
Cream of Wheatus
Cream combined with Wheatus
Submitted By: No One In Particular
Wheatus & Oates
Wheatus combined with Hall & Oates
Another granular band!
Submitted By: Random Madeupperson
Wheatus Bread
Wheatus combined with Bread
As opposed to Whitus Bread.
Submitted By: Funny Guy
Misheard Lyrics:
"Teenage Dirtbag"
Misheard Lyrics: He drives in a rock.
Original Lyrics: He drives an IROC.
| "Teenage Dirtbag"
Misheard Lyrics: I've got gym class in Heaven Hour.
Original Lyrics: I've got gym class in half an hour.
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"Teenage Dirtbag"
Misheard Lyrics: He lives on my block
He drives and I rock. Original Lyrics: He lives on my block
He drives an IROC. | "Teenage Dirtbag"
Misheard Lyrics: He drives in Iraq.
Original Lyrics: He drives an IROC.
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| There are additional Wheatus misheard lyrics available. | |
Song Parody Fragments:
"Teenage dirtbag"
Better Lyrics:
His name is Stu Miles
I have a dream about him
He has crap hair
Got an appointment in half an hour
Oh how he rocks
With his longer locks
How could he cut all his hair
And why did he give a damn wot he looked like
Cos hes got a crappy haircut baby
yeah hes got a crappy haircut baby
don't listen to the hairdresser baby
Like me
I have a dream about him
He has crap hair
Got an appointment in half an hour
Oh how he rocks
With his longer locks
How could he cut all his hair
And why did he give a damn wot he looked like
Cos hes got a crappy haircut baby
yeah hes got a crappy haircut baby
don't listen to the hairdresser baby
Like me
Original Lyrics:
Her name is noelle I wrote a song about her
She rings my bell
I got gym class in half an hour
Oh how she rocks
In Keds and tube socks
But she doesn't know who I am
And she doesn't give a damn about me
Cos im just a teenage dirtbag baby yeah
I'm just a teenage dirtbag baby
Listen to Iron Maiden baby
With me
She rings my bell
I got gym class in half an hour
Oh how she rocks
In Keds and tube socks
But she doesn't know who I am
And she doesn't give a damn about me
Cos im just a teenage dirtbag baby yeah
I'm just a teenage dirtbag baby
Listen to Iron Maiden baby
With me
Submitted by: Lucy
Funny Lyrics:
"Leroy"
The Funny Lyrics: He's just a pimp with a limp and some vaseline.
Why They're Funny: What a mental image!
Submitted by: bluecanary
| "Teenage Dirtbag"
The Funny Lyrics: Ooh yeah, dirtbag
Why They're Funny: Sounds like a tribute, doesn’t it?
Submitted by: Dutch_Justine
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| There are additional Wheatus Funny lyrics available. | |
Song Lyrics That Mention Brand Name Products:
"Teenage Dirtbag"
The Lyrics: Oh how she rocks
In keds and tube socks Product Brand Name: Keds
Submitted by: amy
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