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Song Parodies -> "Teenage Gymbag"

Original Song Title:

"Teenage Dirtbag"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Wheatus

Parody Song Title:

"Teenage Gymbag"

Parody Written by:

Ros Jessamine

The Lyrics

I'm starting to smell
I had some cream about here
There goes the bell
she got gym class in half an hour
and now we've got mocks
in come the tube socks.
But she doesn't know that Is ham
And she doesn't give a damn about me

Cuz I'm just a teenage gymbag, baby
Yeah I'm just a teenage gymbag, baby
Stuck-on to Iron Maiden, Maybe...with tea. urgh

Her boyfriend's old stick
"Me blings", some gum, a stool?
He'd simply risk his ass if he knew the truth.
He lives on her block
and he drives an IROK
And he doesn't know that is ham
And he doesn't give a damn about me

cuz I'm just a teenage gymbag baby
Yeah, I'm just a teenage gymbag baby.
stuck-on to Iron Maiden, maybe...with meat. urgh
urgh yeah...gymbag.
No she doesn't know what she's missin'.

man I real like mold*
It's prom night and I've balonely
lo and behold
She's walkin' over to me
"this must be fake!!!**
Her lip starts to shake

How does she know that Is ham?
Why does she give a damn about me?
"I've got two tickets to Iron Maiden, maybe.?!?" **
Clean wipe me Friday, don't say maybe.
I'm just a teenage gymbag, maybe...with goo. urgh.
ooh yeah...gymbag.
No she doesn't know what she's missin'
* Sarcastic. ** Girl cleaning out bag after a while

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