Song Parodies -> Diarrhoea Streaming
| Original Song Title: | "California Dreaming" |
| Original Performer: | Mamas and Papas |
| Parody Song Title: | "Diarrhoea Streaming" |
| Parody Written by: | Phil Alexander |
All the sheets are brown (All the sheets are brown)
And my face is grey (whey-face pasty grey)
Was it what I ate (It was what he ate)
Made me feel this way (Made him feel this way)
If I had Immodium (A whole lot of Immodium)
Then I'd feel OK (Then he'd feel OK)
Diarrhoea streaming (it is streaming)
Out of my arse today
Sat down on the loo (Sat down on the loo)
Feel my bottom spray (What a bottom spray)
You know I got down on my knees (Got down on his knees)
To wipe the s**t away (Wipe it clean away)
Loo paper's carborundum (Like carborundum)
Wish I had a bidet (What did I say?)
Diarrhoea streaming (it is streaming)
Out of my arse today
INSTRUMENTAL
All the sheets are brown (Washed but they're still brown)
And my face is grey (whey-face pasty grey)
Was it what I ate (What was on his plate)
Made me feel this way (Someone's gonna pay)
If I had Immodium (Bucket of Immodium)
Then I'd feel OK (Ha ha ha, no way)
Diarrhoea streaming (Diarrhoea streaming)
Out of my arse today
Diarrhoea streaming (Diarrhoea streaming)
Out of my arse today
Diarrhoea streaming (Diarrhoea streaming)
Out of my arse today
And my face is grey (whey-face pasty grey)
Was it what I ate (It was what he ate)
Made me feel this way (Made him feel this way)
If I had Immodium (A whole lot of Immodium)
Then I'd feel OK (Then he'd feel OK)
Diarrhoea streaming (it is streaming)
Out of my arse today
Sat down on the loo (Sat down on the loo)
Feel my bottom spray (What a bottom spray)
You know I got down on my knees (Got down on his knees)
To wipe the s**t away (Wipe it clean away)
Loo paper's carborundum (Like carborundum)
Wish I had a bidet (What did I say?)
Diarrhoea streaming (it is streaming)
Out of my arse today
INSTRUMENTAL
All the sheets are brown (Washed but they're still brown)
And my face is grey (whey-face pasty grey)
Was it what I ate (What was on his plate)
Made me feel this way (Someone's gonna pay)
If I had Immodium (Bucket of Immodium)
Then I'd feel OK (Ha ha ha, no way)
Diarrhoea streaming (Diarrhoea streaming)
Out of my arse today
Diarrhoea streaming (Diarrhoea streaming)
Out of my arse today
Diarrhoea streaming (Diarrhoea streaming)
Out of my arse today
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Really well done; halirious, cleverly worded and kept the beat the whole way through!
Hey... someone finally wrote a comment to this! I've seen twelve votes added to this song since April (when I wrote my little parody-checker), but no comments 'till now :-) Thanks for the kind words... Must admit, the high vote count on this song has always surprised me - not that I *really* thought it was a pile of ****, but...
nice
5,5,5, but you spelt diarrhea wrong. I just spelt it right.
T.J. - not this side of the Atlantic, you didn't. Next you'll be telling me haemoglobin has no "a" in it... or sulphur is spelt with an "f". "Diarrhoea" is how it should come out. If you see what I mean.
die-our-hoe-ya. o-kay-pe-dant.
and haemoglobin has no a in it, defence has no c in it, offence has no c in it, favourite has no u in it... geez. i may be picky but i'm not dumb. i'm taking sats in middle school.
sat's
Oh please, not another paordy about using the batroom! I am one of the many people who thinks it's really gross. 5-1-1. Sorry, that's just my humble opinion.
TJ, stop being so parochial... I have a dictionary (the Concise Oxford English in two volumes...), I have a brain (which I am also capable of using), and I have a life: after all, it wasn't me who criticized an accurate spelling.
Static... if you mean SAT as an acronym (i.e. Standard Assessment Tests or something similar), then there is no need for an apostrophe - but it should be written SATs. Having said that, however, there is an increasing use of apostrophes for plural acronyms: pretty soon it'll be accepted use (much to the disgust of some academics I could mention)
Static... if you mean SAT as an acronym (i.e. Standard Assessment Tests or something similar), then there is no need for an apostrophe - but it should be written SATs. Having said that, however, there is an increasing use of apostrophes for plural acronyms: pretty soon it'll be accepted use (much to the disgust of some academics I could mention)
When you grow up enough to be able to offer a cogent argument.
i dont use capitals or that $}{!#
pedant i doubt you even have a brain
TJ - I've already graduated from university with a first-class degree (in biochemistry - which is why I know all about the way scientific language and spelling has been mutilated), and your insistence that US mis-spellings are the only correct ones makes it frankly demeaning to even consider arguing with you. When challenged, instead of trying to counter the argument, you resort to puerile ad hominem attacks which merely show the rather pathetically tiny amount of intellect you possess.
Static - join in the debate when you have something worth saying. Till then, don't try it on with your elders and betters.
Static - join in the debate when you have something worth saying. Till then, don't try it on with your elders and betters.
Phil, you are being spamed. Just have the comments deleted.
first of all, you trivial pedant, i will say what i want. it's a free country. what'd you graduate from, wayne state university? and second of all, sulfur hemoglobin offense defense favorite diarrhea. so there. case closed. say what you want, it is officially over. and i know tj will back me up on this one.
i keep on forgetting to say that this is a 5-5-5, because of this whole diarrhea debate.
I am backing you up Static. Case Closed. Buh-bye. See ya. Adios. Ciao. Goodbye. tj out
Phil, I just want to say I love how you handled these little boys. Ha, ha! The best part is they still have no idea how stupid they look. TJ--You spelt "mayonnaise" wrong. I just spelt it right.
Just thought I'd better post a PS: it wasn't me who typed the pedant messages... though I was looking over his shoulder at the time (at least for the first couple.. I went home shortly after).
oh? i look stupid? (not as much as dubya does here: http://www.cheatplanet.com/funny/531.jpg )well, claude, didn't i hear that you were 10 somewhere on this website? not much of a match for a high schooler eh? or is it just gossip? and, well, i'm the sponsored one so, watch out.
Claude's not 10 - he's TEN AND A HALF. And he's very bright for his age.
Yeah! Spaff, thanks for "backing me up". Phil--Shoulda known it wasn't you; it woulda been funnier.
Yo Pedant.You miss-spelled "miss-spellings." You spelt it with 1 "s" in the "miss" part. tj out and doing his enrichment SPELLING homework. I SPELL words like HYPERACUSIA and HYPERHYDROSIS and HYPERSENSITIVITY and HYPERGLYCEMIA and this is unit 1 out on 35. ENRICHMENT means very, very, very, very, very advanced. I learn 9th grade SPELLING, LANGUAGE ARTS and SCIENCE. I learn 6th grade MATH and DEBATE. I learn 10th grade READING. I am also a straight "A" student. I am only in 5th grade, private First class school. Same with my bro except he is 1 grade higher than me at everything 'cause he is same as me, but in 6th grade. I think I made my point. tj out
Claude. What year were you born in? When was your birthday in that year. I'm ten and 3.7/4 Go to Washington D.C. and blab with Dubya. You're both idiots. P.S.:Static, in my class, you have to ask a friend online what they look like, and see if you look the same. I picked you. It's an assignment for fun. I have white skin, aqua eyes, dark brown hair, I am 4'11'' Oh and Claude, only go to Washington D.C. if you know what D and C stand for. tj out again
Claude: You know I have your back, but if TJ reads at a 10th-grade level, then case closed. Spaff out.
I'm going to have to pass that one on... TJ, I simply don't believe you - for a start, check with a dictionary before you try criticising someone else's spelling: you're wrong with misspell.. plus any intelligent ten-year-old could tell you that the past participle is "misspelt", not "misspelled". Pedant's "parochial" comment was to try and make you see that just because you Americans spell words differently, it doesn't make that the only correct way. Must admit, I'm glad I'm not your teacher: you're wrong, incapable of seeing it, an extremely poor debater and rude to go with it.
Phil, It's a hacker. Just have the comments deleted.
No need to delete them: just because they're a trifle asinine... besides, it has raised the profile: since TJ's first comment was made, the song's picked up another six votes (OK, so they weren't all good ones, but a vote's a vote...)
T J , You have much to learn about manners.
FYI FYI, kids say what they want, to other kids, 40-year olds, whoever. and tj, the differences r: im 5'3 and brn eyes.
Brake it up! Brake it up! In Me, the word is spelt both DIARRHEA and DIARRHOEA are both correct. Page 106. Here goes. di-ar-rhe-a, di-ar-rho-a (di a re a) n. An excessive and frequent looseness of the bowels. So there. stop fighting.
Aha, Mr. Dictionary, you used the incorrect homophone in your first two sentences; it should be "Break it up." "Brake" is that thing you hit to stop your vehicle.
Mr. Claude Prez, you called me and Static Little boys, eh? Well when is your birthday. Mine is December 28, 1992! And Static is in 7th grade!!! Are you a little boy who smokes? You smoke pot, from up your butt! And you suck weed, from up your seed; (If You all know what I mean!
You Boys Know How To Spell "Homophones?" Well, you act like that word with a "b" instead of the "n" you idiots. And T.J. what have I told you about spamming and fighting. IT IS MRS.DICTIONARY EJECT BOY!!! Iwon't go to the school dance with you Tomorrow if you fight once more. I don't think just 'cause I'm your girlfriend, I gotta go easy on you. JUST KIDDING!!! Can't wait 'till the dance. Can Your Dad pick me up in his Hummer? I don't think he should use his new Diablo, because I don't want it to get messed up! Or my dad could pick you up in his Spyder! Whatever! See You Tomorrow! I'm going to do this from now on like you and Static do! BTW, is Static a girl? I'll be P.O.'d if he or she is! Unless she is just a friend! Okay, here goes. Melissa out!
okay listen up long. i have a girlfriend, on & off, since 2 years ago. and the "static out" and "tj out", well, go ahead, use them. if people are gonna keep POing me then i'll move my parodies to my expage website. and as for the word "brake," even though i am a huge fan of nascar thunder 2002, 03, and 04 for PS2 (Xbox is too hyped and i'm not sure what GC has for sports), i've never heard of that word. what the f*_k does it mean? static out to go do prank phone calls on my ex. hide yer # with *67.
oh? just caught "little boys." you know what, C4P, go blab with bush like tj said. maybe he'll let you on the campaign trail. Static 4 Prez! I'm setting up a new site at www.expage.com/parodyweb tonight. tj you can check the homepage to see how to create your own. Most new stuff is gonna be there. Including my (well timed) song "diarrhea" which is a parody of my mom's fav song, "my maria" by brooks n dunn. static out till i find the key to get in. D@^^ ^^ !T !
My dad said he'll drive you in his Hummer. We'll come at 8:30, when the dance starts. Oh, and Static, I just submitted a parody about parody authors, and included you. Hope it gets on!!! When we go on tour, you and I could make a parody together, or something. Alex E-mailed me a few minutes ago! I can't wait for the parody site of yours! XOXOXOXOXOXOXOXO Melissa! tj out
it's already up!
as for the new song, I actually recorded it first. Cool, huh? Maybe I'll email it, if I can get it to work.
It is SO cool. Once your done with the first steps, it's easy. I might start a site on expage!
Excuse me, but aren't these comments supposed to be about the parody?
Phil, the parody is absolutely hysterical, as was the Cross-Continental Spelling Bee you and "Pedant" (and others) conducted with the children. 5's
All 5s. Incidentally, these spoiled private school brats are hilariously pathetic. They think they're better than the rest of us just because they can spell (sometimes) and bash President Bush with the best of their Ivy League idols. I could do all the things the condescending T.J. Spindler can when I was his age, but I didn't brag about it. These kids are a perfect example of streaming diarrh(o)ea of the mouth!
As a matter of fact, they ARE supposed to be about the parody. Here's my comment: It was unfunny.
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