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Song Parodies -> "Glastonburian Rhapsody"

Original Song Title:

"Bohemian Rhapsody"

Original Performer:

Kanye West

Parody Song Title:

"Glastonburian Rhapsody"

Parody Written by:

Phil Alexander

The Lyrics

The crowd were considerably more in tune (and more accurate with the words) than Mr West was..
That's not the real one
Not Freddie Mercury
Kanye West? Really?
Bohemian Rhapsody?

Cover your ears,
It's what it appears to be:
More than appalling, it's vocal dysentry
Because it's really dumb, really low
Kanye, why? Kanye, NO!
It's a way to get more hateful than Sepp Blatter to me, to me.

Kanye, just killed a song,
You'd've thought he might have known
But how big his ego's grown
Kanye's set had just begun,
But now he's hated by half Glastonb'ry

Kanye, ooh
Shouldn't try to sing it high
If you're not back on key this time tomorrow,
Carry on, carry on, not like music really matters.

Too late, the tune is gone
Stop this anti-music crime
Stick to rappng, mate, next time
Goodbye, Glastonbury, I've got to go,
Gotta leave you all behind to hear that fool

Kanye, ooh (listen, mate, your song blows),
Gotta ask you why
What made you think that you could sing songs at all?


I see a massive ****ing ego of a man,
Kanye West, Kanye West, think you need autotune-o
Going on much longer
Should've stopped at "Stronger", he
(Go away-o) Go away-o
(Go away-o) Go away-o,
Go away-o, mister, go!
Just ****ing go

I'm the best rock star, gloats Mr Kanye
He's the best rock star??? No trace of irony
Spare us our ears from this monstrosity.

Staying on, will not go, when's he gonna go?
Hey, Kanye! No! No there you should not go. (****ing go!)
No, Kanye! That is not apropos. (****ing go!)
Oh, Kanye! Please end this awful show. (****ing go!)
Next time sing Status Quo. (****ing go!)
Is he never gonna go
Never gonna go, oh.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
I need a beer, need a beer (Need a beer, he won't go)
That Kanye West has a devil earworm for me, for me, for me.


So you think you can murder this song Freddie gave?
So you think you can make Freddie spin in his grave?
Oh, maybe you can't stop bein' a baby
Just gotta get out, just gotta get right off that stage

(Oh, yeah, oh yeah)

Nothing really matters,
Nothing left to say
Nothing really matters,
Nothing really matters, Kanye

And the way he sings blows.

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Pacing: 2.3
How Funny: 2.3
Overall Rating: 2.3

Total Votes: 47

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Callmelennie - July 06, 2015 - Report this comment
Hearing Kanye West sing "Bohemian Rhapsody" would be like hearing Bing Crosby rap or hearing the Lennon Sisters doing a Salt 'n Peppa song or hearing Sammy Davis, Jr singing "Jeremy" from Pearl Jam -- it just wouldn't make any sense
Top Hat - July 06, 2015 - Report this comment
Toss this in the bin, rubbish!
Jonathan - July 06, 2015 - Report this comment
hey Phil I'm really happy for you and Imma let you finish but Kanye West thinks he's the best singer of all time! 5's
U suk - July 06, 2015 - Report this comment
Say it to his face limey loser. Got his skills, bankroll, women, and lifestyle? You're just a wannabe songwriter who produces mediocre parodies.
Phil Alexander - July 07, 2015 - Report this comment
:-) Thank you for your heartwarming comments

@U suk - There are a few differences between myself and Kanye West: I don't have a delusional over-inflated view of my own talent; I don't perform abysmal karaoke versions in front of an audience who not only can sing better than I can, but know the words better, too; I can actually sing in tune; and I don't need pseudonymous cowards who can't spell to stand up for me.
Kanye - July 07, 2015 - Report this comment
Chump, don't ya be talkin' bout my awards: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_awards_and_nominations_received_by_Kanye_West
U suk - July 07, 2015 - Report this comment
Get this folks, Phil claims he's better than celeb Kanye West and can sing better! Bust out your 21 Grammy's and other multinational awards! Btw, when's the last time you banged Kim Kardashian or had a model on your arm? Got $150 million as well Phil? Who can vouch for you in the music business? What label are you on? Face it Phil, you are a pathetic substitute for man who has outdone you in his youth. All you'll ever be in America is a tourist!!!
Philly Nilly is Bonkers - July 07, 2015 - Report this comment
Go jump in the Thames!!!
Jamal Jones - July 07, 2015 - Report this comment
if you so great, man, why only four fives outta sixteen votes on this parody? and you used a Kanye West version of BR too? stop smokin' crack! you come off as a knucklehead, fool!
Phil Alexander - July 07, 2015 - Report this comment
U Suk - thank you for misquoting what I said. Might have known you weren't capable of reading or understanding.

Jamal - when was the last time amiright votes had much to do with the quality of a parody on here? Yes, I used Kanye's mangling, as that's what inspired the parody. It is truly awful - go look it up on youtube if you don't believe me.

Damn.. sure looks like I dissed the wrong egomaniac
Spectator @ JJ (& PNiB, Us, K & TH) - July 07, 2015 - Report this comment
But his votes wouldn't be that way if you hadn't made them that way!!! All of this upping to offset negative votes and downing for anybody who has ever dared to disagree with you over the years is getting very tiresome!!!
Spectator @ Phil - July 07, 2015 - Report this comment
"Damn.. sure looks like I dissed the wrong egomaniac"

Kanye or the resident AIR egomaniac?
Callmelennie - July 07, 2015 - Report this comment
The Amiright Emmanuel Goldstein treatment .... not just for conservatives anymore ;-D
? - July 07, 2015 - Report this comment
Spectator may be Phil himself!
Constantin Bakaleinikoff - July 07, 2015 - Report this comment
U Suk (Rob), in one of the most vicious of his many guises, suddenly attacked Phil as a "limey loser." I assume "U" is carrying out one of his personal assaults based on his hatred of anyone not of his preferred nationality and politics. We learn more of what he values in a person: banging Kim Kardashian, having $150 million, etc. Then this no-talent hater calls Phil a "pathetic substitute for a man." What do you call a middle-age guy who watches cartoons all day and gets off on war and weapons? I thought this parody was spot-on and 5-rated funny. Nothing wrong with Phil's comments, either. I've seen this divisive character put blood in the water before. A sudden attack based on a pretext, and then the other sharks with phony handles come in for the kill. Disgusting!
Felonious Psuedonym - July 08, 2015 - Report this comment
And CB is who? Another non-American loser with equally mediocre parodies who fancies him or herself a self-appointed sanctimonious windbag of a pacing cop or artistry defender. Perhaps that witch from down under a rock? Go crawl back under with your poorly thought out stereotypical ravings of ultraliberalism. You're nothing but a pompous, hypocritical, incompetent, poor excuse for a human being. You rate your buddies all-5s for any mundane POS they post and criticize all that you don't like. You bomb people due to political affiliation and dislike of unpopular topics instead of sticking to the rules of rating the parodies. You appoint yourself as pacing cop and artistry master. Well, SU and the horse you rode in on. You are a contemptible little worm. And sometimes it takes a boot to squash you underfoot. Now run along and create more pseudonyms for a reply. Phil tried to put down an accomplished artist and was himself put in his place. Same for all the wannabe parodist parasites who take this site way too seriously. AiR should be a fun hobby, not a lifestyle for aging moldy oldies who never made it in the music industry as songwriters nor REAL parodists like Weird Al or Bart Baker who put them to shame. To all the site celeb wannabes- Pleeeease!!!
X - July 08, 2015 - Report this comment
New song? Hall & Oates "Phil's on His List?"
Phil Alexander - July 08, 2015 - Report this comment
Hold on a sec.. I "tried to put down an accomplished artist"? Sorry, that isn't something I've done at all.. and as for being put in my place? Nope.. I've not noticed that happening either. Certainly people posting under false names are incapable of performing any such feat - what they say can easily be disregarded as the worthless nonsense it invariably is.

AmIRight is a fun hobby, for me anyway; though It has become less fun with the advent of the many bile-spewing sockpuppets, so it s a trifle bizarre (and IMHO a little hypocritical) for one of said socks to be saying "AiR should be a fun hobby" while being one of the people who is preventing it from being so.
Jokester - July 08, 2015 - Report this comment
You can get off the cross now Phil, we need the wood!
Callmelennie - July 08, 2015 - Report this comment
What do you need the wood for, Jokester? To burn another parodist on the pyre of your flee floating, psychotic, foaming-at-the-mouth hostility?
The Observer - July 08, 2015 - Report this comment
Who the hell is Bart Baker? Maybe he should submit to AIR to get more noticed?
@Callmelennie - July 08, 2015 - Report this comment
Pot-kettle-black
Factual - July 08, 2015 - Report this comment
Observer, are you a fossil? Go to YouTube. Bart Baker has more parodies than Weird Al. You just dated yourself.

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