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Song Parodies -> "Isengardian Orcs"

Original Song Title:

"California Girls"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Beach Boys

Parody Song Title:

"Isengardian Orcs"

Parody Written by:

Phil Alexander

The Lyrics

Well, Mordor orcs are fierce
And they come from Barad-Dr
But they're Sauron's orcs, they get out of the light
'Cause the sun they can't endure

The Moria mine goblins are such scaredy little shites
With their cave-troll pet they run away
When the balrog's out at night

I wish they all could be Isengardian
I wish they all could be Isengardian
I wish they all could be Isengardian orcs

Uruk-hai like the sunshine
So I guess they get a tan
And they're big and strong and hard as nails
As designed by Saruman

I been all around in Middle Earth
And I've killed all kinds of orcs
But I try real hard to get to Isengard
Back to the meanest ones of all

I wish they all could be Isengardian
I wish they all could be Isengardian
I wish they all could be Isengardian orcs

I wish they all could be Isengardian
(Orcs, orcs, orcs yeah I kill the)
repeat to fade

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Jeff Reuben - July 10, 2003 - Report this comment
Pretty funny! I enjoyed this one (can't wait for the third movie)
Phil Alexander - July 10, 2003 - Report this comment
I wrote this one a while back, but didn't like it at the time... then I went back and re-read it, and it made me smile so I thought "WTF..."
Rice Cube - July 10, 2003 - Report this comment
You're insane...ly funny :-D
Michael Pacholek - July 10, 2003 - Report this comment
We fell back in the burning Rings quagmire... The only Ork I wanna hear about is the place Mork comes from. Shazbot!
Meriadoc - July 10, 2003 - Report this comment
Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Orcs but Were Afraid to Ask...
Becca - December 19, 2003 - Report this comment
Yay! Another LOTR parody. Can't wait for my opportunity to see the 3rd movie!
Johnny D - December 20, 2003 - Report this comment
Well done, Master Phil - now gaze into your Palantir and see my upcoming parody "Longbottom Leaf" ...

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