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Song Parodies -> "Headache Tonight"

Original Song Title:

"Heartache Tonight"

Original Performer:

The Eagles

Parody Song Title:

"Headache Tonight"

Parody Written by:

Phil Alexander

The Lyrics

Not to be confused with the excellent parodies of the same name by Alvin and Malcolm, this song is intended for performance to a crowd of probably rather inebriated guys...
Somebody's gonna drink too much
Before tonight is through
Somebody's gonna try his luck
Who knows, it might be you
Feeling horny, want to touch some body
But the time ain't right
But this time, looks like you'll have to leave it
For another night:

She's gonna have a headache tonight
A headache tonight, you know.
She's gonna have a headache tonight,
A headache tonight, you know she'll say "no"

Some people queuing for the loo
Some folks can't hold out that long
Ain't no point in going home now.
No point in coming on

Don't bother with the studded leather
And all, and all that sort o' biz
No point in asking "what's up?"
Already know just what the answer is:

She's gonna have a headache tonight,
A headache tonight, you know.
She's gonna have a headache tonight,
A headache tonight, you know answer's "NO!"

She's gonna have a headache tonight,
The chances are slight
But play your cards right
Just maybe she might, but
She's gonna have a headache tonight, a
Headache tonight you know.

Somebody's gone and got too drunk (somebody)
And still the night ain't through
Somebody's been out throwing up
T'was you, and you (and you)
(Everybody) Every bloke he drinks and feels horny
Hey, it's a good excuse
A little smoochy on the floor, a little dance
I tell ya - what's the use?

She's gonna have a headache tonight
A headache tonight, you know
She's gonna have a headache tonight
A headache tonight, you know she won't blow

You can try giving her flowers
Or wine, or gin or beer
You could even try some aspirin
But anyway she's gonna have a
Headache tonight, a headache tonight you know.
She'll have a headache tonight
A headache tonight you know.

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Pacing: 4.6
How Funny: 4.6
Overall Rating: 4.8

Total Votes: 5

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Michael Pacholek - March 12, 2005 - Report this comment
You two are made for each other. She's got a headache, and you're a pill! (Old joke.)
Dee Range - March 12, 2005 - Report this comment
Excellent stuff. High 5's
Bob Konigsberg - March 13, 2005 - Report this comment
Enjoyed it. Pacing is a little off, but you do respectable work.
Phil Alexander - March 13, 2005 - Report this comment
I often find that, Bob, when I'm writing something that's intended to be sung rather than read: I changed quite a few lines while singing this one through, so that it sings right rather than matches the syllable count.
alvin rhodes - March 13, 2005 - Report this comment
nicely done...5s

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