Governments often try to mix
Science with their politics
From vaccination
To constipation?
But Alan Johnson's the Home Sec
Who's done the most to wreck
Advice, oh s**t

'Cause now we've a Home Secretary whose head's stuck right up his arse
We can't expect our child-r-en to understand the truth
Unless we tell them bollocks that'll contradict the proof

The rubbish that they spew
'Bout what drugs'll do to you
Show his feeble grasp of science at a glance.
Should ecstasy stay as Class A? Al: of course
Even if it's safe as falling off a horse
And although it's barely harmful, he's not gonna
Liberalize mar-ij-u-wanna

Think of all the chemicals you've yet to try
You know they're gonna ban them if they get you high
Who cares about the evidence that science may advance
They'll show the public a "moral" stance!