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Song Parodies -> "I Twisted Earl (misprint)"

Original Song Title:

"I Kissed a Girl"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Katy Perry

Parody Song Title:

"I Twisted Earl (misprint)"

Parody Written by:

Phil Alexander

The Lyrics

This was not what I expect
Some kind of stick-up
Earl was getting rather wrecked
Back seat of his pick-up
It's not what I'm used to,
That kind of deviance
It felt quite like that scene, it's true
From the film "Deliverance"

I twisted Earl,
He likes that shit.
'Cause he's an inbred redneck
I twisted Earl,
Just a li'l bit
At least nobody's dead yet
It felt so wrong,
Not at all right.
Can hepatitis spread like this?

I twisted Earl,
And he liked it.
He liked it?


He introduced me to his mum
And his half-sister
How many people? Only one
Nggh! The way he kissed her
I did not know what to say
Nor what to feel
Another redneck cliché:
Squeal, piggy squeal

I twisted Earl,
He likes that shit.
Didn't mean to get an eyeful
I twisted Earl,
Can't deny it
He threatened me with his rifle

It felt so wrong,
Not one bit right
I'm wrist-deep right in it tonight..

I twisted Earl,
He likes that shit.
A right shit

Those rednecks are so very weird
Weird nose, weird eyes, weird beard
Hard to resist, they interfered
Your honour, I tried
He made me do it
I'm innocent!

I twisted Earl,
He likes that shit.
Could hear him yelling "Yee-haw!"
I twisted Earl,
Had to try it
Bent over his sister's see-saw

But not for long
He wasn't tight
In prison they will make me try't

I twisted Earl,
He likes that shit.
He liked it
The defence rests.

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