Song Parodies -> 50 Ways To Download Porno
| Original Song Title: | "50 Ways To Leave Your Lover" |
| Original Performer: | Paul Simon |
| Parody Song Title: | "50 Ways To Download Porno" |
| Parody Written by: | Phil Alexander |
The problem is not download speed, this geek, he said to me
The answer's easy if you take it logically
There's load of stuff out there that you can get for free
There must be fifty ways to download porno
Don't you know it's infinite out on the internet
There's more cute pictures than you'd ever hope to get
And you're on broadband now, but ain't got nothing, yet...
There must be fifty ways to download porno
Fifty ways to download porno
Doanload Kazaa, François
Install Bearshare, Clare
Have a look at gnutella, Ella
Audiogalaxy
You can click on the spam, Jan
From your eMail, Dale
Just follow the link, Bink
And get it for free
So get WinMX, Lex
Maybe Limewire, Myra
Even Gnotella, Bella
Try eDonkey
Get Morpheus, Gus
You don't need to install much
Maybe Kazaa Lite, mate
And get it for free
He said it's easy, so I won't go on and on
But there is one thing I will say before I'm gone
You don't got nothing with the adult filters on
Although there's fifty ways...
And then he left me saying that I ought to hide
All my downloads - I said I knew how (but lied)
Back to my keyboard with a tissue-box beside
Because there's fifty ways to download porno
Fifty ways to download porno
Use Direct Connect, Brecht
Put on Toadnode, Toad
Get Audiognome, Jerome
Yep, they're all free.
Surf on the web, Jeb
Because it's OK, Kay
There's oodles of porn, Sean
You can get for free
You just try out Teknap, Jack
You can make Xolox fly, Guy
Don't pay for Espra, May
Just listen to me
Gnucleus, Gus
Put on iMesh, Jess
Or even Napster, Fleur
And get it all free.
The answer's easy if you take it logically
There's load of stuff out there that you can get for free
There must be fifty ways to download porno
Don't you know it's infinite out on the internet
There's more cute pictures than you'd ever hope to get
And you're on broadband now, but ain't got nothing, yet...
There must be fifty ways to download porno
Fifty ways to download porno
Doanload Kazaa, François
Install Bearshare, Clare
Have a look at gnutella, Ella
Audiogalaxy
You can click on the spam, Jan
From your eMail, Dale
Just follow the link, Bink
And get it for free
So get WinMX, Lex
Maybe Limewire, Myra
Even Gnotella, Bella
Try eDonkey
Get Morpheus, Gus
You don't need to install much
Maybe Kazaa Lite, mate
And get it for free
He said it's easy, so I won't go on and on
But there is one thing I will say before I'm gone
You don't got nothing with the adult filters on
Although there's fifty ways...
And then he left me saying that I ought to hide
All my downloads - I said I knew how (but lied)
Back to my keyboard with a tissue-box beside
Because there's fifty ways to download porno
Fifty ways to download porno
Use Direct Connect, Brecht
Put on Toadnode, Toad
Get Audiognome, Jerome
Yep, they're all free.
Surf on the web, Jeb
Because it's OK, Kay
There's oodles of porn, Sean
You can get for free
You just try out Teknap, Jack
You can make Xolox fly, Guy
Don't pay for Espra, May
Just listen to me
Gnucleus, Gus
Put on iMesh, Jess
Or even Napster, Fleur
And get it all free.
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Phil--You know you're gonna blow the mind of that person who not long ago said there were too many parodies of this song---I don't think there could be too many parodies of this song and yours is great
Funny thing is, Royce, I still don't know the original - I've got Ray Stevens parody "50 ways to get Bin Ladin", but I can't remember ever hearing "50 ways to leave your lover"..must have at some point, I guess, but don't know when.
oh..er.. and thanks ;-)
Gotta give you fives, especially since you used the name "Jan".
So you are hogging all the Kleenex!
Yeah, no wonder Rick can't blow his nose as he describes in his parody today. Phil seems to be blowin' something else with that kleenex. And a plus on the points from me too just for using my name in it as well. 50 ways huh? hmmm...
Have to admit that it didn't even occur to me that I was using other authors' names: should have thought about that and got a load more in...
'Cause Kazaa is quick, Rick
And there's lots of choice, Royce
Don't need to get bored, Claude
See what I mean?
'Cause Kazaa is quick, Rick
And there's lots of choice, Royce
Don't need to get bored, Claude
See what I mean?
Hehe. I see you are giving instructions today. 5's
Gotta hand it to you there, Phil - oh, wait, you already have a handle on it - never mind.
5's !
In a similar vein (or similar urethra), here's my own porno downloading parody:
"Burning Out The Mouse"
http://www.amiright.com/parody/80s/talkingheads11.shtml
5's !
In a similar vein (or similar urethra), here's my own porno downloading parody:
"Burning Out The Mouse"
http://www.amiright.com/parody/80s/talkingheads11.shtml
Try not to spill, Phil
Just wipe off the keys, Lee
And also your knees.
And also your knees.
And it comes with audio-Adagio. Oh goodness,it's rubbing off on me. Yikes.Phil,gonna throw these 5's at ya then blow this joint before I do anymore damage. (Throwing 5's) 5- - - -5- - - -5- - - -*poof*
Birgitta - what precisely is "rubbing off" on you?
Hehe.....
Make you some spaff, Spaff / won't take very long, Tong / here have some fives, Clive / you done superb-lee
I would worry tho' about what you might rhyme with Mer and Pip... ;-)
Finding a way to use the name "Brecht" alone is worth full credit.
Good parody, Phil. It appears to be very well researched.
Well, if it´s free...
Ignore the meter, Peter
Ignore the meter, Peter
Good job Phil, you seem terribly well informed on this subject!
Very funny song, Phil.
Phil, I see you are getting similar "1" voter visitations on some of your older catalogue items here...This is a good parody, here's some 5's ~ ~ ~
Thanks, Paul - yup, about two dozen different songs so far... I wonder if it's only the people who've tried arguing with a certain right-wing fundamentalist who're getting visited like this...
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