-> "Half A Brain"
Original Song Title:
"Half A Heart"
Original Performer:
H and Claire
Parody Song Title:
"Half A Brain"
The Lyrics
Half a brain to listen
Half a brain to listen
Another manufactured band
Singin' across the land
We've fallen into the record company trap
First of all you wanna hear us
Another song and you can't bear us
Churning out more cliché-ridden mediocre crap
You just can't decide
But we know why
Chorus:
You need half a brain to listen
Half a mind to piss in
Attention span of a goldfish
Is what you need
We may be ineffectual
But we ain't intellectual
That's the way it is
What you need, what we got
Only half a brain
Something trite
With anodyne names
You're not bright
We don't play mind games
We use stupid clichés like
"Seal it with a kiss"
You could take us to the cleaners
With half a brain between us
I don't think we would even know
When you take the piss
Oh you make me see
Our stupidity
Chorus
We're everything you disdain
Half a wit
We're not very bright
Oh baby I'm
Thinking that I might
Be taking the piss out of you
You're thick as shite
Chorus x2
Woah
You need half a brain to listen
Half a mind to piss in
You need half a brain to listen
Oh oh oh no
You need half a brain to listen
You need half a brain to listen
Half a mind to piss in
You need half a brain to listen
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