No cervezas, bartender
It's the end of tonight's bender
If we drink without a care
We'll spray vomit everywhere
Shall we keep our stomach contents
Shall we keep the beer inside
Shall we try to remember
How to get back home tonight

No more beers, no more beers
Don't want sick coming out my ears
Bartender, no more beers
Ooooh uh-oh
Ooooh uh-oh

And if we do forget we're
Too drunk to find the loo
Will the sick and smell and badness
Of what we had to do
Shall we make it to the toilet
Shall we reek of wino's piss
Shall our pee be in our trousers
Shall we control our wizz

No more beers, no more beers
I can hear more drunken jeers
Bartender, no more beers
Ooooh uh-oh
Ooooh uh-oh
Ooooh uh-oh

(Long solo-drinking session)

Outside are pools of urine
Inside: befuddled brain
No willpower, no restraining
Only sod it! Why refrain:

Two more beers, two more beers
We're not as drunk as we appears
Bartender, two more beers

Two more beers, two more beers
Here they come, down in one now - cheers!
Bartender, two more beers
Ooooh uh-oh
Ooooh uh-oh
Ooooh uh-oh
Ooooh uh-oooooooooh