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Song Parodies -> "I'm Not Going Naked"

Original Song Title:

"We're Not Gonna Take It"

Original Performer:

Twisted Sister

Parody Song Title:

"I'm Not Going Naked"

Parody Written by:

Phil Alexander

The Lyrics

Has anybody else ever had a party invitation that says "Black Tie Only" on it?

..going to a party dressed only in a black tie is not something I'm going to do. Again.

Oh I'm not going naked
No, I ain't going naked
I'm not going naked through the door

It's not my kind of party
OK for you, you're tarty
It's a mistake, I think you're wrong
Not where I want to be, soz
I don't want nudity 'cause
Can't wear a truss, and it's not long

Oh I'm not going naked
I worry someone would shake it
I'm not going naked through the door

So why did you invite me?
My body's so unsightly
I can't wear nothin', not a stitch, no way
When young, you couldn't stop me
But now it's all gone floppy
It's best if I just go away

oh, no, NO.....................
oh, no, NO.....................
So why'd
I see
"Black tie

I'm not going naked
"Black tie"'s nearly naked
I'm not going naked through the door

I'm not going naked
No, I won't even fake it
I'm not going naked through the door
No Way!

You lie
You say:
"Black tie
DJ", yay yeah

I'm not going naked
Would be a mistake, it
I'm not going naked through the door

I'm not going naked
Somebody might break it
I'm not going naked through the door

Just you try and make me (I'm not going naked)
Piss off (no, I ain't going naked)
Not the second time this week (I'm not going naked throught that door)
Not more pictures on Facebook

I'm not going naked (a DJ?)
No, I ain't going naked (what do you mean, a tuxedo?)
I'm not going naked through that door

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Pacing: 3.7
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Overall Rating: 3.7

Total Votes: 3

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Jonathan - November 25, 2013 - Report this comment
good parody and that's the naked truth! 5's

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