-> "The Kop Want Klopp"
Original Song Title:
"The Cat Came Back"
Parody Song Title:
"The Kop Want Klopp"
The Lyrics
Liverpool FC have got more problems you can name
Spent a lorra lorra money, but they still can't win a game
Brendan Rogers tried and tried, they've thrown him in the bin
So now they need a coach who can help LFC to win...
And the Kop want Klopp the very next day
The Kop want Klopp, they're urgin' to get Jurgen
Yeah the Kop want Klopp. They're thinkin' he'll do OK
LFC supporters wouldn't go for David Moyes
I'm sure the mere suggestion's one that seriously annoys
And although they may want him, they need to get real:
Won't attract Pep Guardiola, or even Martin O'Neill
Now the Kop want Klopp the very next day
The Kop want Klopp, no sendin' out for Brendan
Yeah the Kop want Klopp. They're hopin' he'll do OK
They're trying to find a manager whose contract has expired
Not Alex fucking Ferguson, don't want to be hair-dryered
No dice for Sam Allardyce, no how for Eddie Howe
No poaching Gareth Ainsworth - Wycombe Wanderers need him now
But the Kop want Klopp the very next day
The Kop want Klopp, no hello for Capello
Yeah the Kop want Klopp. They're hopin' he'll do OK
Bringing back Roy Hodgson? That would only make them moan
Don't think that they'll reinstate King Kenny to his throne
Rafa from retirement? No, that's no way to behave
Necromancy? Can they raise Bill Shankly from the grave
No, the Kop want Klopp the very next day
The Kop want Klopp, Ancelotti? Nah, that's potty
Yeah the Kop want Klopp. They're prayin' he'll do OK
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