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Song Parodies -> "Full of Smut and Porno"

Original Song Title:

"The Duke of Plaza-Toro"

Original Performer:

Gilbert and Sullivan

Parody Song Title:

"Full of Smut and Porno"

Parody Written by:

Phil Alexander

The Lyrics

A "Parrots who pen stanzas" parody submission. Or did I mean "Pirates"?
On a website that's called amiright
The songs people were writing
Were full of naughtiness that might
Be thought (by some) exciting
Though Chucky G's a patient man
His patience was soon gorn-o
They're full of thought
And so well-wrought
But rather naught-
Y Parodies
They're full of smut and porno
Those songs are downright rude, ha ha!
They ought to be eschewed, ha ha!
They're full of thought
And so well-wrought
But rather naught-
Y Parodies
They're full of smut and porno

When, to prevent ententres, nought
Of which very really "double"
He instituted rules he thought
Would save him all this trouble
But when he checked his inbox
There to greet him in the morn-o
Were Enervating
Irritating
Master baiting
Melodies
So full of smut and porno
Such very silly fools, he thought
Can't follow my new rules, he thought
Such Enervating
Irritating
Master baiting
Melodies
So full of smut and porno

When told that they would be chucked out
Unless they went up-market
Some authors the rude bits sucked out
The rest just thought "Oh, fark it"
They sent their smut submissions in
Now Chucky G's forlorn-o
He's gonna fight
For amiright
The only site
For parodies
But full of smut and porno
Now Chucky'd like to say, that he
Is gonna get his way, is he
He's gonna fight
For amiright
The bestest site
For parodies
So no more smut and porno!


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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.4
How Funny: 4.4
Overall Rating: 4.4

Total Votes: 7

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Paul Robinson - July 15, 2005 - Report this comment
Well, since I know almost no G&S I am again DKTOS, but I liked the read ~ ~ ~
AFW - July 15, 2005 - Report this comment
Very funny announcement from the P A system
Rick C - July 15, 2005 - Report this comment
Ditto what Paul said
alvin rhodes - July 15, 2005 - Report this comment
didn't know the original but it read well...5s
Stuart McArthur - July 15, 2005 - Report this comment
Fantastic stuff, Phil - it grows an extra leg when you listen to it with the MIDI in the background, and it fits beautifully into the plot - 555
Phil Alexander - July 16, 2005 - Report this comment
:-) Thanks, Stuart et al - it's a fun one to do (like a lot of G&S, I guess), and I'm glad I got the plotline right.
Major-General Johnny D - July 16, 2005 - Report this comment
Bravo, Philbo!

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